For all you stressed folks out there...

Dynasty

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When things in your life seem almost too much to handle, when 24 hours in a day are not enough, remember the mayonnaise jar... and a pint of beer...

A professor stood before his philosophy class and had some items in front of him. When the class began, wordlessly, he picked up a very large and empty mayonnaise jar and proceeded to fill it with golf balls.

He then asked the students if the jar was full.

They agreed that it was. The professor then picked up a box of pebbles and poured them into the jar. He shook the jar lightly. The pebbles rolled into the open areas between the golf balls He then asked the students again if the jar was full. They agreed it was.

The professor next picked up a box of sand and poured it into the jar. Of course, the sand filled up everything else. He asked once more if the jar was full. The students responded with an infamous "yes."

The professor then produced a pint of beer from under the table and poured the entire contents into the jar, effectively filling the empty space between the sand. The students laughed.

"Now," said the professor, as the laughter subsided, "I want you to recognize that this jar represents your life.

The golf balls are the important things. Your family, your children, your faith, your health, your friends, and your favourite passions. Things that if everything else was lost and only they remained, your life would still be full.

The pebbles are the other things that matter. Your job, your house, and your car.

The sand is everything else. The small stuff." "If you put the sand into the jar first," he continued, "there is no room for the pebbles or the golf balls. The same goes for life. If you spend all your time and energy on the small stuff, you will never have room for the things that are important to you.

Pay attention to the things that are critical to your happiness. Play with your children. Take time to get medical checkups. Take your partner out to dinner. Play another 18. There will always be time to clean the house and fix the disposal.

Take care of the golf balls first, the things that really matter. Set your priorities. The rest is just sand."

One of the students raised her hand and inquired what the beer represented.

The professor smiled. "I'm glad you asked. It just goes to show you that no matter how full your life may seem, there's always room for a pint."
 
That's brilliant.

One amendment though - to me, my job is a rock. It's one of the main sources of happiness in my life, and I couldn't be happy without having a career I love.
 
So the moral of the story is that you always have room in your stomach for another pint of beer?

I'll keep that in mind next time i'm drinking.
 
Aha no, the moral of the story is kind of explained in that last line :p
 
Professors are always right...this made me happier than i was a few seconds ago :D
 
Awesome. This just reminded me how shitty my life is! ****ed up family relationships - check, no friends - check, no beliefs or ambition - check, no passions - check.

Glad I can always rely on education to make me feel like shit.

Edit: And reality. Definitely cannot forget about reality...
 
Awesome. This just reminded me how shitty my life is! ****ed up family relationships - check, no friends - check, no beliefs or ambition - check, no passions - check.

Glad I can always rely on education to make me feel like shit.

Edit: And reality. Definitely cannot forget about reality...

Mate, seriously, get help or something?
 
Yeah I'm working on it, but its pretty hard to cover the costs of pills and a psychiatrist.
Then you're dealing with your problems the wrong way. Screw pills, screw shrinks, you don't need them.
 
Get a good viewpoint on life that works for you. Then whenever your feeling depressed or something, switch over to that viewpoint. It's how I can try new things and be incredibly outgoing with ease. If shit ****s up, i'm over it.

I use to be a very depressed person and not-outging person with very little friends and they wern't that good of friends. However, I changed all that because a girl wouldn't go out with me, who I was just head over heels in love with. She wanted to, but didn't want to ruin her reputation. I realized then that I needed a change in my life. I changed my friends, my physique(fat/ugly -> cute/skinny), most my entire lifestyle. I didn't become who I wasn't. If anything I became more myself than ever.... I realized I was just scared to do what I wanted to do. Get the courage to do a few outrageous things in your life and you can become a very outgoing person and someone better than you ever thought you could be.
 
Kind of have to agree with Cole here. You can change your life overnight if you wish. If you have the right attitude, everything else just falls into place.

Ive changed since coming to Uni. I used to be anti-social (thanks WoW), shy and slightly depressing. Now im out 3 times a week minimum, meeting new mates everynight and just going with it. Its weird, but oh so right at the same time.

And sorry, but this ALWAYS makes me smile when i read it.
 
They used to use that stupid story in churches all the time, I don't remember what their point was, but it was rather lame. I like this version (beer-version) better.
 
Awesome story. And awesome post from Cole. Honestly I'm in a similar situation to Core at the moment, but I'm getting there. Just gotta figure out exactly what it is that I want, then grab it by the balls :thumbs:
 
IS the op a joke? If not then its too long to read.
 
/me googles "tl;dr"

oh...Pfft not even.

Anyway, good post die nasty :thumbs:
 
Awesome read OP, appreciate it, inspirational to say the least :thumbs:
 
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