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No this was not written by me, I found this on albinoblacksheep.com forum but I think it relates so well to other forums I should post it
written by:Kooger on albinoblacksheep.com forums
The Forum Idiot: Much like a village idiot. Posts nonsense and acts their IQ, not their age. Though sometimes their age is a digit less than their IQ. Can often be a "n00b", but there are some people here who are just all around stupid.
The Forum Conformist: (See forum punk/goth.) Goes along with other people. Avoids fights and pretends to be friendly. Often agrees with any statement a "vet" makes.
The Forum Punk/Goth: Often likes "Invader Zim" and any Jhonen related thing. Calls themsellf punk/goth. Talks about how depressed and unloved they are. Talks about self mutilation. Craptastic taste in music. Usually unintelligent and can't type or spell correctly (excuse for this is that they're "lazy" or it's "easier"), but perhaps that's how they manage to make about 20 posts in two minutes?
The Forum Intellectual: Makes long winded posts that are often interesting but that make you tired once through reading (or make you forget what the point of the post was). Rarely posts. Often a "vet".
The Forum Vet: The current definition seems to be anyone who has been around longer than two to three months. Acts high and mighty. Calls people "n00bs". Complains about the state of the forum consistantly. (Can also be someone who is actually a good user, but never around. At all. Ever.)
The Forum Attention Whore: Often called a "n00b" or "spammer". Can also be a goth/punk. Talks about absolutely nothing but always has to post in every single thread. Often liked by a majority of the forum members. Occasionally tries to act intelligent but doesn't do a very good job of it.
The Forum Pseudo-Intellectual: Goes around making posts and threads as if they're in some sort of enlightened state. Makes fun of everyone consistantly because of their state. Their state seems to be that nothing and no one on the forum, or the forum itself matter because they just don't. Doesn't seem to make much sense. Can be angry. Spams because it "doesn't matter". Sometimes looked up to by forum attention whore or idiot.
The Forum Bitch/Asshole: Constantly angry with everyone and everything. Strong views. Hated by most members. Moody. Easily irritated. Bitches, mostly, at attention whores, pseudo-intellects, and goths/punks. Can make long winded posts. Has an opinion about everything and makes sure everyone knows it. Can argue about nothing and make it look like something.
The Forum Prozac-User: Constantly happy and amiable. Can't seem to be angry, even when they try. All posts give off an air of the person smiling. Can also be a "vet". Seems to always have some sort of mysterious past they won't talk about, but then actually do.
The Forum Nobody: Can often be one of those "vets" that dissapeared for a large time span. Can also be a "n00b" and fit into any of the other categories eventually, usually conformist or punk/goth, but can occasionally be an intellectual.
Now tell me, what am I?
written by:Kooger on albinoblacksheep.com forums
The Forum Idiot: Much like a village idiot. Posts nonsense and acts their IQ, not their age. Though sometimes their age is a digit less than their IQ. Can often be a "n00b", but there are some people here who are just all around stupid.
The Forum Conformist: (See forum punk/goth.) Goes along with other people. Avoids fights and pretends to be friendly. Often agrees with any statement a "vet" makes.
The Forum Punk/Goth: Often likes "Invader Zim" and any Jhonen related thing. Calls themsellf punk/goth. Talks about how depressed and unloved they are. Talks about self mutilation. Craptastic taste in music. Usually unintelligent and can't type or spell correctly (excuse for this is that they're "lazy" or it's "easier"), but perhaps that's how they manage to make about 20 posts in two minutes?
The Forum Intellectual: Makes long winded posts that are often interesting but that make you tired once through reading (or make you forget what the point of the post was). Rarely posts. Often a "vet".
The Forum Vet: The current definition seems to be anyone who has been around longer than two to three months. Acts high and mighty. Calls people "n00bs". Complains about the state of the forum consistantly. (Can also be someone who is actually a good user, but never around. At all. Ever.)
The Forum Attention Whore: Often called a "n00b" or "spammer". Can also be a goth/punk. Talks about absolutely nothing but always has to post in every single thread. Often liked by a majority of the forum members. Occasionally tries to act intelligent but doesn't do a very good job of it.
The Forum Pseudo-Intellectual: Goes around making posts and threads as if they're in some sort of enlightened state. Makes fun of everyone consistantly because of their state. Their state seems to be that nothing and no one on the forum, or the forum itself matter because they just don't. Doesn't seem to make much sense. Can be angry. Spams because it "doesn't matter". Sometimes looked up to by forum attention whore or idiot.
The Forum Bitch/Asshole: Constantly angry with everyone and everything. Strong views. Hated by most members. Moody. Easily irritated. Bitches, mostly, at attention whores, pseudo-intellects, and goths/punks. Can make long winded posts. Has an opinion about everything and makes sure everyone knows it. Can argue about nothing and make it look like something.
The Forum Prozac-User: Constantly happy and amiable. Can't seem to be angry, even when they try. All posts give off an air of the person smiling. Can also be a "vet". Seems to always have some sort of mysterious past they won't talk about, but then actually do.
The Forum Nobody: Can often be one of those "vets" that dissapeared for a large time span. Can also be a "n00b" and fit into any of the other categories eventually, usually conformist or punk/goth, but can occasionally be an intellectual.
Now tell me, what am I?
