Fox "News": Universal Healthcare Causes Terrorism

I really want to wake up tomorrow and realize that Fox News was all in my head. I really, really do.

:(
 
What the hell - can't they think that terror will find a way into everything... It goes past being "seen" they know how the blend into life. You think that the gay office workers in the late parts of the 20th cent. were known as being gay... It is easy to hind things.
 
I dont have the heart to watch. Could someone explain the reasoning in the video? Because free medicine does not naturally lead to suicide bombings in my mind.
 
Essentially, their argument biols down to: All countries with universal healthcare has a shortage of doctors and thus have to import foreign ones. If the US adopts this kind of system, the US will get a shortage of doctors and will have to import foreginers. And foreigners are terrorists.
 
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Oh, gods, I can see the stupidity from the first frame... my eyes...
 
God, if you're up there: This world needs a reboot and reformat.
 
Haha, this kind of fear mongering is fantastic. "If you're a physician and you're in partnership with another physician and [he] turns out to be a terrorist then bla bla..", said as if it's the most common thing in the world. :LOL:

- Hey John, remember Bob?

Yeah, I do.

- Yeah, well I think he's a terrorist.

Bob? No way! Why do you think that, did he come out of the closet or anything?

- Well, no, but I'm pretty sure he's a Muslim, because he doesn't go to church on sundays. He also has a beard.

Hmm.. good point, he never got married either, did he? Yeah, he might very well be a terrorist.

- Think so. Not that there's anything wrong with that.

O no, of course not!
 
Samon said:
Can we kill these people?
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no! evolution needs stupid people too. who else will be there to make fun of?

the more you laugh the healthier you are, and thus better suited for survival and propagating.
 
Knew it. ****ING KNEW IT. KEEP YOUR GODDAMN SOCIALIST, TERRORIST, ISLAMOFASCIST DOCTORS OUT OF MY COUNTRY.
 
DeusExMachina, I seriously can't tell whether or not you're taking the piss here and in the Universal Healthcare thread.
 
I love how the USA is suddenly an expert on terrorism. They seem to forget that England and N.Ireland have been dealing with terrorism for the last 30 years, terrorism supported indirectly by US money.
 
I say we rape and pillage the Fox studio buildings.
 
Parrot of doom said:
I love how the USA is suddenly an expert on terrorism. They seem to forget that England and N.Ireland have been dealing with terrorism for the last 30 years, terrorism supported indirectly by US money.
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Well they have conducted the war on terror with extreme success.


No wait, sorry, meant to say "complete total failure" there.
 
Parrot of doom said:
I love how the USA is suddenly an expert on terrorism. They seem to forget that England and N.Ireland have been dealing with terrorism for the last 30 years, terrorism supported indirectly by US money.
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Or Russia. They have been dealing with it since 1881, when the first group of people to call themselves "terrorists" in world history killed the tsar. And god knows how many psycopaths supported by the CIA during the Cold War.
 
america, the shining beacon of equality and freedom all others must aspire to.
 
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