Freaky experience.
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Tollbooth Willie
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Righ there.Just stop right there NOW!You may have a point.xLostx said:
The El Chupacabra is a creature that is "native" to Puerto Rico.
It WAS in many recent stories that for a few months reports have been made in Eastern New Mexico.
About 2 months later reports had worked there way up to the New Mexico and Texas borders on the South Eastern ends.
This is what has me. I am actually planning to be a Cryptozoologist, one who studies lost species or strange animals.
You may disagree with me,those who don't believe in Xenomorphs or animals of such rarity,but my theory on this is they crossed the border and made it's way into New Mexico and as time grdually went by, it decides to find a more properit area of resources,one such as Texas, and migrated to the border-regions.
So I may be a freakish bastard who thinks wierd, but I think lost and Raziaar may be on to something here.:thumbs: :naughty:
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It's a group of deranged water voles that saw an episode of Transformers where one of the groups transformed into a big guy. They all go around as one unit now, it helps them to get to places faster (plus they can reach the naughty vole magazines on the top shelf, hey guys? Hey? Hey? Hey? Hey? Hey? Hey? Hey? Hey?)
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Dammit I haven't understood ONE thing out of all your posts I have seen so far! But thats what seems to make you great.Your a funny person. You made me shit my pants!Murray_H said:
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SHIPPI when I looked at your avatar it often says 'You gonna get raped tonight!'
*shudders*
*shudders*
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hmm the shower thing happens to me alot, ill be in the shower and hear like 4 or 5 times the sound of the door opening, its accualy really annoying!
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Like I said in my last post "You gonna get raped tonight!"
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WHAT THE **** IS IT WITH BIGFOOT? THEY ARE ****ING DOG PRINTS!!!!!!!1!:angry: :| :frown: :cheers:Vigilante said:
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I appologize for not having posted for several days. Another very strange thing has happened since the last time I spoke, and I will detail it here now.
The day of the morning that I found the tracks, I went to work. Spent as long as I could there, taking as much overtime as possible, and overall had a very comfortable, if not boring day doing more of the same. And to get away from what I saw back at home. There was only so long that I could stay away, and eventually I was forced to get ready to head home. Once I arrived home and pulled into the driveway, I quickly unbuckled myself and ran into the house, remembering to lock and deadbolt the door behind me. It was too late to snap any good photographs of the tracks in my back yard, unless I used the flash. I thought about it for a moment, but remembered that the batteries were too low and I didn't yet purchase anymore to replace them. Instead, I chose to go straight to my room, closing the door behind me and quickly drifted off to sleep as soon as my head hit the comforters.
I awoke to the shrill blood curdling scream of a woman, and as my eyes darted open I could see rays of run light spilling in through the shades into my room. I quickly threw on my pants, and instinctively snatched up my camera and ran out my front door. Again I heard the scream, and it sounded like it was coming from the house adjacent to me. My next door neighbor sounded terrified, and I quickly ran out to the street to bypass the large Hedge dividing the properties. I saw that the fence leading around the side of the house and into the back yard was open. I slammed it open to the side against the hedge, and crept along carefully down the side of the house. When I neared the back edge, I peeked my head around the side and I saw my neighbor standing in the middle of her lawn with her husband.
To my horror, I soon found out what she was screaming about, and came closer to investigate. There was a carcass of an animal on her lawn, except that I could only tell what it was from the head. The entire body below the neck was completely shredded and torn away, and the closest thing I could imigine it resembling, was a lump of bloody flesh, with no appendiges. One side of the mass was shredded, and a gooey pile of entrails and guts was spilled out into the grass beside it. It was a raccoon. The grey and black fur of the animal's head was all that remained in relatively untouched state, with its mouth opened and tongue slightly drooping out. I quickly snapped a picture at low resolution, and thoughts began to race through my mind. The first thing I suspected that could have done this, is a dog, but I remember that my neighbors on this side of the house never owned a dog. They had a small tree with a sugar-nectar hummingbird feeder on it which is probably what had attracted the raccoon. Either that, or it was on its way to find different food somewhere else. THe area had been plagued with the little bandits recently, and I myself had some problems a while back with a pack of them which came and harrassed the two cats I was keeping in my back yard, stealing their food. I have since given one of the cats back to the owner, and the other one was buried who had died from accidental chemical poisoning.
Okay guys, I also went back and took a picture of the prints that were in my back yard. I managed to find one that was more recognizable than the others, but none of them were as great quality as they were when I first found them. I put my shoe in the picture to show you the size comparison(it's a size 10 1/2 american). I will post the picture of it and the picture of the raccoon that was in my neighbors yard. Be warned with the raccoon picture, as it is very graphic and disturbing.
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Raccoon
The day of the morning that I found the tracks, I went to work. Spent as long as I could there, taking as much overtime as possible, and overall had a very comfortable, if not boring day doing more of the same. And to get away from what I saw back at home. There was only so long that I could stay away, and eventually I was forced to get ready to head home. Once I arrived home and pulled into the driveway, I quickly unbuckled myself and ran into the house, remembering to lock and deadbolt the door behind me. It was too late to snap any good photographs of the tracks in my back yard, unless I used the flash. I thought about it for a moment, but remembered that the batteries were too low and I didn't yet purchase anymore to replace them. Instead, I chose to go straight to my room, closing the door behind me and quickly drifted off to sleep as soon as my head hit the comforters.
I awoke to the shrill blood curdling scream of a woman, and as my eyes darted open I could see rays of run light spilling in through the shades into my room. I quickly threw on my pants, and instinctively snatched up my camera and ran out my front door. Again I heard the scream, and it sounded like it was coming from the house adjacent to me. My next door neighbor sounded terrified, and I quickly ran out to the street to bypass the large Hedge dividing the properties. I saw that the fence leading around the side of the house and into the back yard was open. I slammed it open to the side against the hedge, and crept along carefully down the side of the house. When I neared the back edge, I peeked my head around the side and I saw my neighbor standing in the middle of her lawn with her husband.
To my horror, I soon found out what she was screaming about, and came closer to investigate. There was a carcass of an animal on her lawn, except that I could only tell what it was from the head. The entire body below the neck was completely shredded and torn away, and the closest thing I could imigine it resembling, was a lump of bloody flesh, with no appendiges. One side of the mass was shredded, and a gooey pile of entrails and guts was spilled out into the grass beside it. It was a raccoon. The grey and black fur of the animal's head was all that remained in relatively untouched state, with its mouth opened and tongue slightly drooping out. I quickly snapped a picture at low resolution, and thoughts began to race through my mind. The first thing I suspected that could have done this, is a dog, but I remember that my neighbors on this side of the house never owned a dog. They had a small tree with a sugar-nectar hummingbird feeder on it which is probably what had attracted the raccoon. Either that, or it was on its way to find different food somewhere else. THe area had been plagued with the little bandits recently, and I myself had some problems a while back with a pack of them which came and harrassed the two cats I was keeping in my back yard, stealing their food. I have since given one of the cats back to the owner, and the other one was buried who had died from accidental chemical poisoning.
Okay guys, I also went back and took a picture of the prints that were in my back yard. I managed to find one that was more recognizable than the others, but none of them were as great quality as they were when I first found them. I put my shoe in the picture to show you the size comparison(it's a size 10 1/2 american). I will post the picture of it and the picture of the raccoon that was in my neighbors yard. Be warned with the raccoon picture, as it is very graphic and disturbing.
Raccoon
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He's dead......................................ah F*CK!Sparta said:
Edit:Nevermind
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Shit.................those look like dog prints but I haven't the time so could you try and find out if a cast of a Sabretooth print has been made before or if it has a print comparison?
And yes I understand it is extinct but that looks to be it.
And yes I understand it is extinct but that looks to be it.
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Dude.
Go down town, I want you to buy an M1911 with three mags.
Go to your local jewelry store, buy some silver. Melt it down, and make some .45 acps. Next time there's a full moon, be ready.
Go down town, I want you to buy an M1911 with three mags.
Go to your local jewelry store, buy some silver. Melt it down, and make some .45 acps. Next time there's a full moon, be ready.
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Did you or your neighbor happen to call animal control yet? Might be a good idea.
Definately keep a baseball bat or something next to you at all times when your at home though. It may not have anything to do with what happened in the woods, could be coincidence, but there is definately something viscious near your home.
And I love how the mods are hijacking your thread lollers.
Definately keep a baseball bat or something next to you at all times when your at home though. It may not have anything to do with what happened in the woods, could be coincidence, but there is definately something viscious near your home.
And I love how the mods are hijacking your thread lollers.
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<laughs> Okay... fine, fine, I can't keep it in anymore.
It was all a fake. I know most of you knew this, but it was still fun anyways, to read the replies about how I hadn't posted in so long, etc. What I want to know, is exactly how many of you were slightly suspicious that this WAS real. <chuckles>
Anyways, I don't know why I thought to do this. I came home one night, and I said, "Hey! I think i'll write up a little story, and post it on the boards as if it actually happened to me". And so I did. I spent about 30 minutes writing out the original story, and posted it, laughing all the way. I figured at the very least if anybody didn't believe it, they'd be entertained. And so I also had to figure out how to make a print for the tracks. I took a piece of styrofoam, and marked out a large elongated version of a dog/wolf print, and cut it out. I then took those little cutouts, and arranged them on the mud, and pressed them into the ground. The whole result was rather shoddy, and If I had more time, I would have cut them out of wood instead, with little poles on it so I could really press them down deeper into the mud, and made them look more realistic. But... I didn't want to spend too much time on it, and so I just did that.
As for the dead raccoon... I went to google, and typed in the image search 'dead raccoon', and the first image I saw was that one, and it looked pretty damn gruesome. I figured i'd use it, and describe it in my second portion of the thing.
Overall, I didn't intend for the written portion to be like a story. It was really just a crappy little writing, and not really evident of what i'm capable of.
Here is the picture of that cutout, not showing the actual parts I used to press into the mud.
http://img201.imageshack.us/img201/1023/printcutout5en.jpg
Hope noone gets upset over this, but I doubt they would. I wasnt trying to mislead you guys with serious intents, it was just a whole fun little 'how far can I take this' thing. <grins>
It was all a fake. I know most of you knew this, but it was still fun anyways, to read the replies about how I hadn't posted in so long, etc. What I want to know, is exactly how many of you were slightly suspicious that this WAS real. <chuckles>
Anyways, I don't know why I thought to do this. I came home one night, and I said, "Hey! I think i'll write up a little story, and post it on the boards as if it actually happened to me". And so I did. I spent about 30 minutes writing out the original story, and posted it, laughing all the way. I figured at the very least if anybody didn't believe it, they'd be entertained. And so I also had to figure out how to make a print for the tracks. I took a piece of styrofoam, and marked out a large elongated version of a dog/wolf print, and cut it out. I then took those little cutouts, and arranged them on the mud, and pressed them into the ground. The whole result was rather shoddy, and If I had more time, I would have cut them out of wood instead, with little poles on it so I could really press them down deeper into the mud, and made them look more realistic. But... I didn't want to spend too much time on it, and so I just did that.
As for the dead raccoon... I went to google, and typed in the image search 'dead raccoon', and the first image I saw was that one, and it looked pretty damn gruesome. I figured i'd use it, and describe it in my second portion of the thing.
Overall, I didn't intend for the written portion to be like a story. It was really just a crappy little writing, and not really evident of what i'm capable of.
Here is the picture of that cutout, not showing the actual parts I used to press into the mud.
http://img201.imageshack.us/img201/1023/printcutout5en.jpg
Hope noone gets upset over this, but I doubt they would. I wasnt trying to mislead you guys with serious intents, it was just a whole fun little 'how far can I take this' thing. <grins>
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You ****ing got me. The Snarks salute you! Damn now I can't post my "Giant frog thing biting my dick off" story!:flame:
Oh well! A CELEBRATION!:cheers: :cheers: :sniper: :monkee:
Oh well! A CELEBRATION!:cheers: :cheers: :sniper: :monkee:
