Freaky monster corpse found

[DEATHMASTER]

La Chupacabra

 

[Saturos]

A government gene splicing experiment gone awry.

Or maybe it washed up from Rapture? :O

 

[Sgt.Tibbs]

So was the platypus.

 

[French Ninja]

It's always a dog.

 

[Saturos]

Come to think of it, chihuahua's are nasty little cross-bred hybrids too.

 

[Sheepo]

It's arm looks like a tentacle the more I look at it.

Heh.

 

[Sgt.Tibbs]

Come to think of it, chihuahua's are nasty little cross-bred hybrids too.

So are platypuses.

 

[Saturos]

So are platypuses.

At least platypuses are cool. I f**king hate chihuahuas.

 

[Phobie]

Platypuses are ALIENS. They are birdy like mammals who lay eggs, are venomous and SWEAT MILK.

 

[Cpt Tenacious]

Looks like my mother-in-law!

 

[Cpt Tenacious]

"They say an old guy came and carted it away," she said. He said, "I'm going to mount it on my wall".

Great idea.

 

[Jintor]

Platypuses are ALIENS. They are birdy like mammals who lay eggs, are venomous and SWEAT MILK.

How ****ing awesome is that? **** yeah!

 

[Stigmata]

Platypuses are ALIENS. They are birdy like mammals who lay eggs, are venomous and SWEAT MILK.

Platypuses
Actually Kind of Badass​

That is what the movie will be called.

 

[mocho loco]

Platypuses r awsome I don't matter if there aliens, it makes them more unique and badass

 

[VirusType2]

http://loltheist.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/03/platypus.jpg

 

[ríomhaire]

Platypuses are ALIENS. They are birdy like mammals who lay eggs, are venomous and SWEAT MILK.

Someone watched QI. It's clearly a chimera BTW.

 

[Phobie]

No QI here boss, I did see that though. I knew those things before I saw it on QI because I have a good friend from Australia and he told me about platypuses when I was like 14 or 15 and I was like WAT.

Stephen Fry <3

 

[Cavalry]

Heard on the news this morning that it was a racoon that had died, and spent 7 or 8 days in the ocean. Got bloated and washed up.

I dunno.

 

[PvtRyan]

So, they found your MOM?

Haha, I'm so edgy and witty that I make myself laugh.

 

[Cavalry]

No. They found your sister.

Bitch

 

[Druckles]

Hey! Leave my mother out of this!

 

[highlander]

epic monster.

 

[Tollbooth Willie]

The noble Platypus is my god. **** all y'all.

 

[Azner]

No, dog with rotten snout.

 

[Cpt Tenacious]

I think it's a crackhead who got hold to the wrong stuff.

 

[Tollbooth Willie]

i Think It's A Crackhead Who Got Hold To The Wrong Stuff.

I can explain.

 

[Azner]

I can explain.

I'd rather you don't

 

[Krynn72]

Oh my god! Its Buster! Mom said he ran away with his doggie girlfriend and went to a better place!!

I should have known she was lying to me back on that boat!

 

[That Cat]

AWwWWWW SO CUTE I WANT A LIVE VERSION OF THAT THING

 

[mocho loco]

i bet u do....

 

[Cpt Tenacious]

AWwWWWW SO CUTE I WANT A LIVE VERSION OF THAT THING

Then get a dog.

 

[Raziaar]

Then get a dog.

rofl

Man I am so physically and mentally exhausted I think I could laugh at anything.

 

[Omnomnick]

KILL IT WITH...


Oh wait...It's already dead...:E

 

[VirusType2]

Pet Cemetery.

 

[That Cat]

whers the fun ina dog! that thing pwn any NORMAL dog =D a wolf would rock but they are domesticated so it would be dangerously aggressive =\

 

[Yuri]

What is that?

Where am I?

 

[Nomad]

Go away. You're spamming in a bunch of threads and it's really getting annoying.

 

[Tollbooth Willie]

He's Satan. Hail Satan.

 

[Lucid]

It's a dog.

 

[Adrik_Senturu]

THE **** DID I SAY GOD DAMNIT I KNEW IT

Aw man D: