FREE broadband provided by Google

[Xendance]

Click here.
Now we can all have cables going through our toilet!

 

[co05]

OMG! I fell for it. DAMN YOU. It took me 'till wiki'ing it to figure out it was a hoax.

 

[Robbo]

lol!!!, as did I. But now I know the site has no links or anything /me slaps himself

It's fast. In our testing, TiSP delivers a 10x higher flow rate than basic DSL.

It's good for you. Your FREE TiSP service includes a Google Toolbar-based analysis of your dietary habits and genetic predispositions, along with recommendations for healthier living.

 

[Remus]

^ You all fail

This is retardedness at it's best LOL

 

[Xendance]

Or (and truth be told, this is by far the most likely scenario) you might have reached a page that we meant to create but didn't get around to it, since this year's April Fool's joke got hacked together at the last minute

^_^

 

[The Brick]

TiSP in-home wireless broadband is: Vacuum-sealed to prevent water damage


LOL

 

[Acepilotf14]

I'm having trouble installing or using TiSP.
Your internet connection should be working within one hour of GFlushing the sinker. If you still aren't online after that period of time, your toilet may be clogged. Please flush three more times, then check your online connection again. If you're still experiencing problems, drop eight mints into the bowl and add a two-liter bottle of diet soda. For further assistance, please visit the TiSP Help Group.
Why is TiSP in beta?
When things go wrong with TiSP, they go very, very wrong. Let's leave it at that.

 

[Xendance]

Yes lol =D

 

[Gorgon]

hahah, LOL

 

[Steven]

Epic win.

 

[StardogChampion]

I was hooked until I saw the toilet. I'm an idiot.

 

[hool10]

Google TiSP: It's a series of tubes.

 

[Seppo]

I didn't fall for it
seriously I didn't I swear

 

[<RJMC>]

I didnt fall either cuz nothing is free on da internetz

 

[Pulse]

I didnt fall either cuz nothing is free on da internetz

Spyware and trojans are! w00t!

 

[Ennui]

I didn't fall for it but that's seriously rofl

 

[Wanted Bob]

Lol, made me do a double take.

Win.

 

[mindless_moder]

While we won't limit your surfing choices, we do offer three levels of TiSP service:
Trickle,The #2,Royal Flush

lol.
QUICK! someone take screens before they take it off.

 

[Seppo]

by the way advertising is not allowed so ban him
homour isn't allowed either

 

[Top Secret]

Wow, I got so owned by that. I even lept out of my chair and told my sister "Hey, we can get free broadband now!!!"

 

[CyberPitz]

 

[Cole]

Omgz I Got It!! It's Blazing Fast!

 

[Wanted Bob]

Why is TiSP in beta?
When things go wrong with TiSP, they go very, very wrong. Let's leave it at that.

Best part of the website

 

[MorganFreeman911]

There... Got pictures of all the links.

 

[Asus]

oh boy

...including 24-hour, on-site technical support in the event of backup problems, brownouts and data wipes.

 

[The Brick]

The puns are overwhelming.

 

[Xendance]

They sure are.

 

[MiccyNarc]

anyone that falls for that needs a lobotomy, still hilarious though

 

[cheddarrr]

hahah. thats awsome

 

[Zannovere]

^ You all fail

This is retardedness at it's best LOL

Irony much. retardation*

 

[Muffin Man]

What's 'broadband'? I just got my new 56K modem, and it runs like a charm.

 

[Wanted Bob]

Irony much. retardation*

Lol, owned.

After checking around the internet, I hafta say this is the most clever April Fools joke out of all of em. Hope google does some next year.

 

[Sebastian]

Advanced TiSP Options

Professional Installation Service
You can also choose to request our professional installation service, which dispatches an army of factory-trained, sub-contracted nanobots from the TiSP Access Node. The nanobots travel with exhilarating nano-speed through the sewer system and into your home to perform the installation service, which should be complete within 15 minutes. Note: For your own physical safety and emotional well-being and in consideration of the nanobots' working conditions, please make absolutely certain that your toilet is unoccupied at the scheduled appointment time.

In-Commode Package Delivery
With professional installation service, you can also have your Google Checkout purchases delivered directly through the sewage network into your bathroom. Each package comes pre-sealed in a watertight and nanobot-resistant bag made of biodegradable corn-based plastic. For a limited time, TiSP subscribers who sign up for a Checkout account will receive free bathroom delivery on their first ten Checkout purchases.

TiSP for Enterprise
We're actively developing a higher-performance version of TiSP specifically tailored to small and medium-sized businesses, including 24-hour, on-site technical support in the event of backup problems, brownouts and data wipes.

 

[Wanted Bob]

Hah, free bathroom delivery.

BTW Sebastian, great sig!

 

[Qonfused]

http://www.xfire.com/

 

[Xendance]

http://www.xfire.com/

http://www.halflife2.net/forums/showthread.php?t=122401

 

[The Monkey]

Win.

 

[Wanted Bob]

Epic Win.