French Jokes

[Mattigus]

Hate the french? Show it by putting your french jokes on this thread. Those that are good enough will be put on this crappy animation I made.

http://www.deviantart.com/view/7771814/

 

[Adrien C]

Go and **** yourself dick head.

 

[Waffles]

A rabbit and a snake were both born blind and never knew what kind a animal they were. While in the woods one day, the rabbit tripped over the snake. He said to the snake "I'm sorry, but I'm blind and didn't see you there." The snake replied "I am also blind, I never even found out that kind of animal I am. Wait, how about you feel me and tell me what I am, and I will do the same. The snake slithered or and said "Hmm, you have long ears, fluffy fur, and a bushy tail. I'd say you were a snake!" Thank you said the rabbit, now I'll feel you. He said " Let's see, you're slimy, have no backbone, and have a forked tounge. I'd say you must be French!"

 

[ComradeBadger]

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