Freshers to do list

[Sulkdodds]

I like the idea of an actual pirate party, where you raid and occupy other parties for booze.

 

[kupocake]

Being a fresher was shite. I wouldn't pay for that experience again (or do you not pay?).

The advice I'd give myself is that, yes, all your second and third year friends are completely right and studying for anything in first year is a total waste of time and effort... but since you failed first year (fair enough, physics is a tough course) I probably shouldn't say that. Just make it your business to take someone who is full of themself down a peg or two, because there's always someone in your house or other initial, meaningless friendship group who deserves that kind of anti-cock treatment.

 

[knut]

I like the idea of an actual pirate party, where you raid and occupy other parties for booze.

With the killing and the burning of the house afterwards as well.

Gonna be ****ing cool.

 

[Danimal]

Depending on what vital appendages you lose, you will be rewarded with shots of varying strength.

 

[Ravioli]

I dont understand why people start to party their freshman year in college...ive been doing that shit since i turned 15 ffs. When i arrive at my college all i will be able to say is "been there, done that" :dozey:

 

[Danimal]

lol Ravioli snorted up crushed-up ectasy off toilet-seats, gunned down beer-bongs and smoked up chron-dog at 15.

You must've done the whole fruit-punch spiked with Acid thing too, right?

 

[knut]

wish i was as cool as ravioli. doin' that shit since 15 **** bro gimme five.

 

[Danimal]

Mother****ing MC for sure, bro.

 

[Ravioli]

Damn right, bitches better recognize. I used to suck dick for weed, put LSD on my eyeballs, and inject heroin into my balls.

told you i was hardcore

 

[Danimal]

Sucking dick for weed?

Fiend.

 

[Ravioli]

Sucking dick for weed?

Fiend.

I could of have bought it, but i was too hardcore :sniper: I even sucked dick just to borrow pencils in class whenever i lost my own.

 

[Danimal]

lol hardcore ghey.

I was going to continue this dreg off-topic shit, but instead I'll just sum up the punchline I was getting to:

Pastacles.

 

[Blinxx]

This is going to be my first year not going back to university.

Did my undergrad at York (University of Dork) and postgrad at Warwick.

It's depressing me so much. I want to go back to living in halls, owning half a cupboard, having to live with 16 people and only having the tiniest kitchen, having a big poster of the artic monkeys on the wall which we threw knives at, having kitchen saunas etc. etc. What I don't miss is coming downstairs in second year and having to clean up this:

At least we had cleaners in first year

Whoever is starting their fresher's this year. Make the most of it. You'll never be able to get away with the kind of shit you got away with at university again! Well, not as easily anyway.

 

[DEATHMASTER]

16 people

wtf?!

 

[Blinxx]

wtf?!

Yeah, we had 16 people living in our "block".

The pussies in the next year decided to complain about it:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h8gqhos9fV8

Pussies! We dealt with it all.

It's worth watching that just for the, err...girl who says she eats Ben and Jerry's for dinner.

 

[Uriel]

This is going to be my first year not going back to university.

Did my undergrad at York (University of Dork) and postgrad at Warwick.

It's depressing me so much. I want to go back to living in halls, owning half a cupboard, having to live with 16 people and only having the tiniest kitchen, having a big poster of the artic monkeys on the wall which we threw knives at, having kitchen saunas etc. etc. What I don't miss is coming downstairs in second year and having to clean up this:

At least we had cleaners in first year

Whoever is starting their fresher's this year. Make the most of it. You'll never be able to get away with the kind of shit you got away with at university again! Well, not as easily anyway.

A deranged poop eating hobo would slap the owner of that room for that kind of mess.

 

[Blinxx]

A deranged poop eating hobo would slap the owner of that room for that kind of mess.

We had a massive party the night before and we kept all the alcohol in that bathroom (we had another). We strung up a pinata to the shower curtain rail and somebody was a little to forceful with it. Hence why that is hanging off the wall.

 

[Doppelgofer]

Did my undergrad at York (University of Dork) and postgrad at Warwick.

how funny, i live in york and used to work at the gallery nightclub and probably served you CHEAP BOOZE at some point. i thought all the york uni students were a bunch of ****ing ****s

 

[Shift]

A deranged poop eating hobo would slap the owner of that room for that kind of mess.

You think thats bad? First year after xmas holidays, the others in the flat had a huge party (I had to leave earlier so missed it) and basically went home for the holidays leaving it a tip. It was like there was a tornado in the flat, the state of the kitchen brought tears to my eyes hahaha.

 

[Danimal]

how funny, i live in york and used to work at the gallery nightclub and probably served you CHEAP BOOZE at some point. i thought all the york uni students were a bunch of ****ing ****s

Small world. Full of asses.

 

[Blinxx]

how funny, i live in york and used to work at the gallery nightclub and probably served you CHEAP BOOZE at some point. i thought all the york uni students were a bunch of ****ing ****s

Haha, that's so strange!

I was there from 2005-2008 so yeah you probably did serve me hideous booze at some point!

Yeah I thought the York uni students were wankers too.

I was a nice one.

 

[Tollbooth Willie]

Sucking dick for weed?

Fiend.

More like queerbait.

 

[Kadayi]

Luckily for me, I failed my first year for my physics degree

Lucky? If potentially adding 25% to the amount of debt you will owe at the end, and significantly increasing the odds that you won't actually graduate at all (the drop off rate for reruns is frighteningly high during a degrees final year) is lucky, then I guess you are certainly are.

The freshers at Falmouth is two weeks and we have pirate parties and shit.

Gonna be ****ing cool.

Heh, have fun