'Friday night in bed'

[Anthraxxx]

I was told by a friend today that every fortune from a fortune cookie can be ended with 'friday night in bed.' I decided to check this out for myself, so I went to a nearby Chinese restaurant. As it turns out, my friend was right. Here's for fortune I got.

Constant grinding can turn an iron rod into a needle....friday night in bed... :naughty:

I found another fortune cookie fortune lying nearby...


Take care and sensitivity you show towards others will return to you......friday night in bed... :naughty:

 

[Adrien C]

'don't get it.

 

[Anthraxxx]

Take 'friday night in bed' and put it at the end of the fortune.

 

[h00dlum]

makes no sense?

 

[CrazyHarij]

thank you captain obvious

funny though

 

[Adrien C]

Damn, I really don't get it, you had sex, right ?

 

[ThomasToad]

You do realize you can say "friday night in bed" to any sort of advice, nothing really amazing here

 

[Sorze]

Haha this thread is funny, and it's not even trying!

 

[ThomasToad]

Adrien C, every fortune cookie contains a piece of paper inside that has some advice written on it, usually a sentence only. He's saying you can add the words "friday night in bed" to the end of each of those fortunes and it will still make sense.

 

[FoxDie]

Adrien C, every fortune cookie contains a piece of paper inside that has some advice written on it, usually a sentence only. He's saying you can add the words "friday night in bed" to the end of each of those fortunes and it will still make sense.

"A Lesson In Fortune Cookies: By Thomas Toad" :thumbs:

 

[Neutrino]

makes no sense?

Your not thinking dirty enough.

 

[ThomasToad]

"A Lesson In Fortune Cookies: By Thomas Toad" :thumbs:

Well the thing is I didnt know if Adrien C even knew what a fortune cookie was, because I couldn't think of any other way he wouldn't get the whole joke

 

[FoxDie]

Well the thing is I didnt know if Adrien C even knew what a fortune cookie was, because I couldn't think of any other way he wouldn't get the whole joke

I was waiting for someone to finally explain it to him

 

[Adrien C]

Adrien C, every fortune cookie contains a piece of paper inside that has some advice written on it, usually a sentence only. He's saying you can add the words "friday night in bed" to the end of each of those fortunes and it will still make sense.

Ok, thanks man.

 

[B.Calhoun]

Ok, thanks man.

Your kidding right? You didnt know what a fortune cookie is?

 

[CrazyHarij]

What the.. you guys didn't get it? :S

 

[Bad^Hat]

It's 'LOL' funny, but not 'sigged!' funny.

 

[Edcrab]

I don't even think it's "LOL" funny to be honest; perhaps a "heh". Or maybe half a "LOL" and a "heh"; you've been awared a bronze medal for your pun.

Now, the bees, the bees were good. THE BEES THE BEES THE TERRIBLE BEES! ALWAYS BUZZING!

 

[Bad^Hat]

Now, the bees, the bees were good.

Friday night in bed.

 

[h00dlum]

Your not thinking dirty enough.

haha now i get it...

 

[CyberSh33p]

Friday night in bed.

wow, that was surprisingly good
....friday night in bed

 

[Bad^Hat]

Heh, all too easy.

Friday night in bed

Edit - Doh! I can't find the invisible ink...

 

[DarkStar]

Holy shit. I just open up a fortune cookie and it said....

"You're a limp dick pansy".....in bed.

 

[Dalamari]

in bed is better, friday night in bed doesn't always work.

 

[Bad^Hat]

"That wasn't chicken."

...in bed? Oh shi--

 

[Yakuza]

your oly supposed to say "in bed" Not friday.


Its a lame way of making a fortune cookie somthing sexual.

Fortune cookie says, "He who has much patience, will meet some one great,"

the we add your sexual funney....."in bed".

so the whole thing reads. "He who has much patience, will meet some one great..In bed."

 

[Dalamari]

Your mule is small...in bed.

 

[vitale]

it makes alot more sense when you just end it with "in bed"
dont need that Friday night part.

 

[Anthraxxx]

well, the Friday night part pertains to fortunes from a fortune cookie...

 

[Vegeta897]

Haha.

Also try adding "in my pants" to everything you say.

Try it in my pants!

 

[Dalamari]

Your mule is small...in bed.

Your mule is small...in my pants

doesn't work

 

[Yuri]

Your mule is small...in my pants

doesn't work

Yes. Yes it does.

The small steps you take will ultimately bring you great fortune... friday night in bed.

The small steps you take will ultimately bring you great fortune... in my pants.

This is interesting. Kinda.

*sleeps*

 

[nw909]

It's about penises right?

right?

I see what you did there.

 

[CyberSh33p]

It's about penises right?

right?

I see what you did there.

heh heh... heh heh... penis

 

[Yuri]

penises

penis

OMG Mod! Help me!!

 

[Snakebyte]

penis

Quoted for emphasis.



...in my pants.

 

[Dr. Freeman]

heh heh... heh heh... penis

oooh.. it makes Cybie giggle...in bed

 

[CyberSh33p]

man, both of you, that was bad in bed
wtf kind of a color is lemon chiffon?

 

[Dr. Freeman]

man, both of you, that was bad in bed
wtf kind of a color is lemon chiffon?

sorry.. i couldn't resist..
i still wuv u tho! :imu: :imu:

 

[nw909]

man, both of you, that was bad in bed
wtf kind of a color is lemon chiffon?

Uh, this color