[Fun] What is your power?

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HunterSeeker owns all of the powers and talents of a cow. Additionally, he is known for his unbelievable luck, however using this power makes him camouflaged for six seconds. HunterSeeker possesses the power to edit the memories of others and he can take control of ants, but doing so makes him woefully unskilled at taunting for ten minutes. He likewise developed the talent to spin like a whirlwind, but this power fades when he is knocked unconscious. HunterSeeker has learned to deflect death rays and he is able to walk into computers. Additionally, he has mastered the ability to transform any woman into a sorceror. Lamentably, HunterSeeker becomes ugly in the presence of physical matter.

http://rps.net/cgi-bin/stone/randpower.pl
 
Ennui displays a startling charisma. He resists combatants with an explosive polearm that also grants a bewildering willpower and he brawls using a cruel horde of spikes. Ennui can absorb the damage from exhaustion and redirect it toward any enemy close by and he conquers opponents wielding a razor-sharp knife made from ice. He likewise has the power to make germs appear from nowhere and he developed the talent to force octopi to tell the truth. Ennui is protected from damage by an energy barrier. Terribly, Ennui endures the burden of being unlucky.
 
Qonfudrf carries a frightening laser cannon made from crystal. He has the power to become incredibly massive and he is protected from damage by a force field. Qonfudrf has learned to transform physical matter into rock and he has the power to view distant locations with his mind. Tragically, Qonfudrf is especially vulnerable to fire-based attacks.
 
joule can fly from rooftop to rooftop using a legendary plane. Also, he conquers combatants with a toxic sai and he is protected from damage by power armor. joule can confuse the strategies of an antagonist and he has a reputation for a bizarre ability to sense earthworm. He has the power to absorb the damage from disease and redirect it in a field around himself and he possesses the power to make snakes appear from nowhere. joule has been known to create gold out of thin air. Shamefully, joule struggles with being stupid.
 
Raziaar conquers enemies with a lethal tentacle. He has the ability to fly through the vacuum of space using a breathtaking police call box and he has learned to transform his body into physical matter. Raziaar attacks using a wicked boomerang made from ice, but using this power draws a lot of attention. He likewise brandishes a terrifying pet zebra that also grants a wondrous proficiency at repairing stuff, however never while thinking hard. Raziaar has mastered the ability to transform any cow into a bear and he possesses the power to cause his opponents to become powerless. Also, he can change shape into a bull. Unfortunately, Raziaar is deathly afraid of butterflies.

I'm half tempted to pick and choose from many.
 
Willeh has mastered the ability to force rats to cower in fear. He has a reputation for a mind-blowing vision and he rides a fantastic police call box into battle. Willeh has learned to create ice out of thin air. Terribly, Willeh endures the burden of being partially paralyzed.

I lol'd.
 
A fantastic police call box? Pretty slick.
 
Jabberwock has learned to transform any cat into sand. He is able to become camouflaged, however using this power draws a lot of attention. Jabberwock developed the talent to tunnel through solid silver and he has the power to transform gold into physical matter. He also can teleport forward in time using an incredible horse and he rides an uncommon jetpack into battle. Lamentably, Jabberwock has a weakness of being ugly.

I can become camoflaged, but it draws a lot of attention?
I can transform gold into physical matter?
And i'm ugly?

Screw you, random superhero generator. Screw you.
 
CyberPitz can create kevlar out of thin air. Additionally, he lords over a swarm of weapons and he owns an exceptional leadership ability. CyberPitz has the power to squirt deadly radiation from his skateboard toward any rival close by and he possesses the power to transform any jellyfish into sand, however using this power makes him incorporeal for one minute. He developed the talent to transform plastic into ice and he rides an astonishing horse into battle. Lamentably, CyberPitz becomes ill-mannered in the presence of glass.
 
Phobie is known for her overwhelming breath-taking rubber refuge. Additionally, she has mastered the ability to absorb the damage from energy-based attacks and redirect it in a field around herself and she displays a terrific agility. Phobie can block flame and deflect them toward a single combatant and she developed the talent to take control of electricity and bend it to her will. Also, she has been known to become gigantic and she possesses the power to create silver out of thin air. Phobie lords over a horde of owls. Unfortunately, Phobie is handicapped by being partially paralyzed.

Lol'd
 
Stigmata can transform steel into wood. He also has a reputation for a startling set of useful gadgets and he is able to copy any one power of his combatants. Stigmata rides an unheard-of dragon into battle and he has the power to confuse the memories of an antagonist. He is protected from damage by body armor, but can only do so once a year. Stigmata is known for his astounding leadership ability and he possesses the power to cause his adversaries to become afflicted with Tourette's syndrome. Unfortunately, Stigmata is notorious for being powerless.

lol'd
 
corporal sheperd is able to become gigantic. He lords over a group of starfish, but doing so makes him out of control during combat for one minute. corporal sheperd is able to absorb the damage from weather and redirect it against any adversary in sight and he has the ability to rocket into electronics using a spectacular assault vehicle. Additionally, he possesses the power to sculpt and mold all adamantium with a thought. Terribly, corporal sheperd is especially vulnerable to magic-based attacks.

It's those fuc*ing magic based attacks that get me.
 
Stigmata can transform steel into wood. He also has a reputation for a startling set of useful gadgets and he is able to copy any one power of his combatants. Stigmata rides an unheard-of dragon into battle and he has the power to confuse the memories of an antagonist. He is protected from damage by body armor, but can only do so once a year. Stigmata is known for his astounding leadership ability and he possesses the power to cause his adversaries to become afflicted with Tourette's syndrome. Unfortunately, Stigmata is notorious for being powerless.

You should get that suit of armor replaced.
 
THC has the power to fly to distant galaxies using an awesome surfboard. Additionally, she attacks with a magical chainsaw that can force adversaries to cower in fear and she is able to tunnel through solid dust, but she must speak words of power to do so. THC can sculpt and mold all titanium with a thought, however using this power makes her incredibly massive for six seconds. She likewise has the power to confuse the vision of a combatant. Lamentably, THC becomes completely incapable of gambling in the presence of corbomite.
 
gray fox battles attackers wielding a venomous proboscis that can force rivals to flee. He is able to transform rock into water and he can view distant locations with his mind. gray fox developed the talent to squirt psychic blasts from his bracelets toward any opponent close by and he has learned to cause his combatants to become deaf. Also, he is known for his marvelous attractiveness and he has the power to take control of high pressure and bend it to his will, but this power only lasts ten minutes at a time. gray fox rides a legendary tank into battle. Lamentably, gray fox struggles with being ill-mannered.
 
TC can transform any butterfly into diamond. He is known for his miraculous wisdom and he can become incorporeal. TC developed the talent to confuse the vision of an opponent and he is able to force lizards to cower in fear. Lamentably, TC suffers from being terrible at driving.
 
Fliko has the power to absorb the damage from weather and use it to boost his proficiency at diplomacy. Also, he developed the talent to copy the mental attributes of his adversaries and he is able to tunnel through solid wood. Fliko possesses the power to absorb the damage from mental attacks and redirect it toward a single enemy and he has been known to make owls appear from nowhere. Terribly, Fliko is deathly afraid of vegetables.

I choose you OWL!

After a few tries I got one where I can control children...
 
Wanted Bob has a reputation for an unusual wisdom. Also, he can confuse the hearing of an antagonist, but can only do so once an hour. Wanted Bob is able to transform his body into titanium and he developed the talent to deflect vibrations. He also has mastered the ability to take control of grues, however using this power makes him incorporeal for two days. Wanted Bob has the power to create ice out of thin air and he wages war wielding a wicked crossbow made from illusion, but never in summer. Additionally, he is able to fly into electronics using a fantastic minivan and he brawls using a venomous tail that can force foes to run home and cry to mama. Wanted Bob has been known to sculpt and mold all string with a thought and he has the ability to become tiny. Additionally, he has learned to transform any vampire into plastic and he owns a super ability to sense dog. Wanted Bob possesses the power to view distant locations with his mind and he rides a breathtaking humvee into battle, but using this power draws a lot of attention. Shamefully, Wanted Bob is deathly afraid of wolves.
 
Irksome can spin like a whirlwind. Also, he has the power to erase the memories of others and he wages war wielding a death-dealing rocket launcher that also grants an awe-inspiring immunity to suffocation. Irksome has mastered the ability to make duplicates of himself, however only in winter. Additionally, he brandishes a dangerous boomerang made from rubber and he possesses all of the powers and talents of a scorpion. Irksome has inherited an amazing willpower. Terribly, Irksome suffers from being deaf.

Hmm, well I do like playing the Soldier class a lot in TF2.
 
Oh the real side.

ESP and what someone on this forums called "The shining ability"

Oh the web side.

Azner has the power to change shape into a lizard. He has been known to transform dust into kevlar and he has the power to become tiny. Azner has mastered the ability to sculpt and mold all ice with a thought and he lords over a set of rabbits, however using this power makes him immovable for one week. He likewise developed the talent to steal the appearance of his foes and use it against them and he has a super knack at fighting in the dark. Azner has learned to make duplicates of himself. Tragically, Azner is well-known for being afflicted with Tourette's syndrome.

Lmao Tourettes. **** YOU ENEMY YEAH B***H S**T **** **** DA**
 
Smoke possesses the power to steal all powers of his antagonists and use it against them, however using this power makes him incredibly massive for five minutes. Also, he is able to transform his body into string, but only in darkness. Smoke has mastered the ability to deflect lasers and he has the power to spin like a whirlwind. He likewise has the ability to become camouflaged. Sadly, Smoke becomes sticky in the presence of fluid.

This thread kicks ass.
 
Zephos has the power to make duplicates of himself, however only when well-rested. He likewise rides an uncommon jetpack into battle and he has mastered the ability to transform any nightmare into a cockroach. Zephos is able to transform his body into ice and he developed the talent to create gold out of thin air, but never when concentrating. He is able to become invisible. Tragically, Zephos endures the burden of being deaf.

****, I'm screwed if the fire alarm goes off.
 
lame-o can transform any earthworm into rubber, however using this power draws a lot of attention. He has been known to make sloths appear from nowhere and he resists enemies wielding an explosive dagger. He developed the talent to communicate with rhinoceroses through a mental link and he has been known to tunnel through solid cloth. Terribly, lame-o is notorious for being afflicted with Tourette's syndrome.

what the **** is that for?


WOO NIRVANA ZEPHOS!!
 
Yeah but at least I can talk to animals that don't understand what I'm saying.
 
Wanted Bob has a reputation for an unusual wisdom. Also, he can confuse the hearing of an antagonist, but can only do so once an hour. Wanted Bob is able to transform his body into titanium and he developed the talent to deflect vibrations. He also has mastered the ability to take control of grues, however using this power makes him incorporeal for two days. Wanted Bob has the power to create ice out of thin air and he wages war wielding a wicked crossbow made from illusion, but never in summer. Additionally, he is able to fly into electronics using a fantastic minivan and he brawls using a venomous tail that can force foes to run home and cry to mama. Wanted Bob has been known to sculpt and mold all string with a thought and he has the ability to become tiny. Additionally, he has learned to transform any vampire into plastic and he owns a super ability to sense dog. Wanted Bob possesses the power to view distant locations with his mind and he rides a breathtaking humvee into battle, but using this power draws a lot of attention. Shamefully, Wanted Bob is deathly afraid of wolves.
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Yeah but at least I can talk to animals that don't understand what I'm saying.

Don't forget, whatever crap powers you have, I can use against you!

I would like to see some sort of flash animation depeicting a battle between everyone here, using the powers they gained through the link. That'd be sweet.
 
It woul be like..like...A World War 2 propaganda documentary on the effects of drug use, only with super powered polar bears doing battle with Godzilla and his army of Cloverfield Monsters hopped up on pcp riding on the backs of said plar bears using the Hand of Nod to shit out a crapload of lols and blast those Nazis riding Tyrannosaurs back to Hell with the Cheese Graters of Truth and Incestual Justice.

Monkeys dressed as cowboys with dual six-shooters riding on the backs of rabid wolves is a must.
 
Danimal combats opponents using a terrifying tail made from air. Also, he has learned to block deafening sounds and deflect them against any assailant in sight and he battles rivals wielding a frightening laser cannon that can force antagonists to run in fear. Danimal has developed a bewildering knack at fighting in the dark and he owns all of the powers and talents of a chicken. He likewise is able to make duplicates of himself and he has been known to take control of kinetic energy and bend it to his will. Danimal can steal the appearance of his combatants and use it against them and he is known for his breathtaking proficiency at handling animals. He possesses the power to make giraffes appear from nowhere. Terribly, Danimal has a weakness of being foolish.
 
Bad Hat has the power to tunnel through solid diamond. Additionally, he developed the talent to force grues to reveal their innermost secrets and he has the ability to leap into the minds of foes. Bad Hat possesses a legendary resilience and he rides a phenomenal plane into battle. Additionally, he has learned to create air out of thin air. Sadly, Bad Hat is especially vulnerable to gold-based attacks.


F*ck yeah.
 
bvasgm lords over a set of chickens. Additionally, he is able to run to far-off galaxies using a spectacular dragon and he can make duplicates of himself. bvasgm developed the talent to transform titanium into plastic and he has a terrific capacity at avoiding attacks. Also, he has learned to spray sonic waves from his talisman toward a single enemy and he has mastered the ability to absorb the damage from mental attacks and use it to boost his willpower. bvasgm is able to transform his body into glass. Lamentably, bvasgm has a weakness of being woefully unskilled at sleight of hand.
 
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