[Fun] What is your power?

Yeah!

So I tried again -


Bad Hat is able to sculpt and mold all fluid with a thought, however only when well-rested. He also rides an impressive sport-utility vehicle into battle and he has mastered the ability to transform gold into mental energy. Bad Hat has learned to deflect explosive missiles and he developed the talent to absorb the damage from kinetic energy and redirect it toward any foe close by. Shamefully, Bad Hat has a weakness of being powerless.


Nice powers. Too bad I, uhh, can't use them.
 
Letters developed the talent to transform any penguin into mental energy. Additionally, he is able to confuse the hearing of a combatant and he can transform plastic into rubber. Letters has been known to absorb the damage from energy-based attacks and redirect it toward a distant area and he possesses the power to take control of yaks, however only in shadow. Also, he has learned to tunnel through solid physical matter and he has a reputation for a fantastic fortitude, but only when happy. Tragically, Letters is infamous for being unlucky.
 
Johnson X. Mahogany possesses the power to absorb the damage from mental attacks and use it to augment his defence network of mentally created psy-shields. He can also absorb this damage and redirect it toward a distant area. Johnson X. Mahogany has mastered the ability to view distant locations with his mind and he can become tiny. But here's the rub, folks: Johnson X. Mahogany is deathly afraid of jellyfish.


Not bad, not bad at all.
 
kupo has inherited an unimaginable danger sense. It can communicate with humans through a mental link and it brawls with a wicked shield that also grants a spectacular sense of hearing. kupo has the power to become incorporeal and it has the power to cause its combatants to become insane. Additionally, it has learned to absorb the damage from mental attacks and redirect it toward a distant area. Unfortunately, kupo takes harm from exposure to adamantium.
 
Polaris displays a marvelous flexibility. He also has the power to jump to a microscopic world (it's true) and he has mastered the ability to force snakes into another plane of existence. Polaris possesses the power to block mental shockwaves and deflect them in a field around himself, however only against a monkey. Unfortunately, Polaris becomes diseased in the presence of fluid.
 
Venturon has the power to force parrots to reveal their innermost secrets. Additionally, he possesses the power to tunnel through solid rubber and he resists assailants with a dangerous trained ant that also grants an unusual fame throughout the nation, however this power only lasts six seconds at a time. Terribly, Venturon becomes partially paralyzed in the presence of shadow.
 
Jintor has mastered the ability to make bees appear from nowhere, however only while in pain. Additionally, he has the power to confuse the emotions of an adversary and he possesses the power to fire psychic blasts from his shotgun toward a distant area. Jintor has learned to change shape into a wolf and he is able to transform any cat into a human. He also can take control of werewolves and he has a breathtaking agility. Tragically, Jintor is notorious for being woefully unskilled at bluffing.
 
bigburpco has mastered the ability to transform any ant into kevlar, however never when scared. He likewise brawls wielding a cruel array of spines that can force antagonists to run home and cry to mama and he developed the talent to squirt explosive missiles from his trained giraffe against a series of rivals. bigburpco rides an astonishing car into battle, but can only do so once a minute. Additionally, he has learned to absorb the damage from kinetic energy and use it to magnify his power to recover quickly from wounds, but doing so makes him kind of an asshole for two days. bigburpco boasts an astounding capacity at avoiding attacks and he can copy any one power of his attackers. Also, he conquers enemies using an explosive dagger. Shamefully, bigburpco becomes afflicted with Tourette's syndrome in the presence of rubber.
 
DEATH e.VADER can become almost weightless. He likewise is protected from damage by alien technology, but using this power makes him immovable for ten minutes. DEATH e.VADER has mastered the ability to transform his body into corbomite and he is able to absorb the damage from starvation and redirect it against a series of combatants. He also possesses the power to communicate with humans through a mental link and he has the power to take control of elephants, however only when happy. Unfortunately, DEATH e.VADER becomes woefully unskilled at jumping in the presence of titanium.
 
Druckles has learned to transform kevlar into plastic. He likewise carries a deadly minigun and he can sculpt and mold all fire with a thought, however never during a new moon. Druckles has mastered the ability to tunnel through solid illusion and he is protected from damage by body armor, but can only do so once a minute. Terribly, Druckles becomes homeless in the presence of wood.
 
Darkside has learned to create gold out of thin air, however doing so drains his strength for six seconds. Additionally, he rides a marvelous truck into battle and he is able to slide through the vacuum of space. Darkside has a reputation for an astonishing leadership ability and he can communicate with pigs telepathically. Also, he has the power to tunnel through solid rock and he has an incredible horde of tools. Terribly, Darkside is notorious for being slow.

My powers are awesome as hell.

Jintor said:
He also can take control of werewolves
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D:

Guys, we should form teams and designate nemeses. I'm gonna call out Bad^Hat as my arch rival because his powers are very similar to mine: his Impressive SUV versus my Marvelous Truck; I can create gold while he can turn gold into mental energy. We could have made a good team, but our ideologies are too divergent and therefore we must fight!
 
Wild boar - from the class of ungulate animal, pig family, species of Hog. A man can find it very often in Azerbaijan. Especially in the districts of Ismaily, its length is more than 1.5 m, weight can reach 250 kg. Even it may be 300-320 kg, at the peak of physical prime, while it is 5-6 years old. Wild boar has redoubtable fangs (particularly lower). Its length is about 24-25 cm, turned in semicircle. Boar's has fine hearing and smelling system.
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Laugh all you want, Druckles, what're you gonna do when I tunnel beneath the Earth only to spring forth out of the ground below you in my Marvelous, quite-possibly-Optimus-Mothaf*ckin'-Prime Truck with a herd of these at my back:

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It's ok, I'm protected from damage by armour, and I'll just kill it with my minigun :D. Besides, Pigs don't like fire... mwa ha ha ha!!

Edit: Psht I'll just set your truck on fire ;)
 
You're only protected once every minute. And you're like Pyro from Marvel; you can't create fire, you can only control it.

The minigun might be a problem...but my truck is MARVELOUS. I assume that's gotta count for something against damage.

But, why are we fighting? We'd make a much better team. You can ride on the back of my truck, spraying bullets. Just don't knock my pigs, man. They're sensitive creatures.
 
Warbie secretes a pungent scent from dew-flaps located under each armpit that makes people dance. He can also turn chocolate into poo and limbo dance under closed doors. However, if a pretty girl talks to him he turns into a stuttering fuktard and loses 10 charm points.
 
Darkside55 said:
You're only protected once every minute. And you're like Pyro from Marvel; you can't create fire, you can only control it.

The minigun might be a problem...but my truck is MARVELOUS. I assume that's gotta count for something against damage.

But, why are we fighting? We'd make a much better team. You can ride on the back of my truck, spraying bullets. Just don't knock my pigs, man. They're sensitive creatures.
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Awesome. I'll let your pigs be. I guess a horde of boar would be quite scary if one didn't carry a minigun around :p.

Ah crap, thought it said create. Guess I'll have to carry a lighter around :D

*flick*

Oh, and what's the advantage of turning kevlar into plastic...? Surely it would be better the other way around? :p
 
Polaris said:
He also has the power to jump to a microscopic world
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He beats your ants :p

he has mastered the ability to force snakes into another plane of existence.
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Is that supposed to be a joke?

Polaris possesses the power to block mental shockwaves and deflect them in a field around himself, however only against a monkey.
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Um.. handy?

Unfortunately, Polaris becomes diseased in the presence of fluid.
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Even better :LOL:
 
Sainku has the power to squirt psychic blasts from his arrangement of fangs toward a distant area. Sainku developed the talent to make skeletons appear from nowhere and he brawls using a deadly polearm made from rubber. He likewise brandishes a frightening tentacle that can force antagonists to reveal their innermost secrets.

Shamefully, Sainku becomes partially paralyzed in the presence of physical matter.
 
Soulslicer has the power to split his soul and the soul of others, similar to the likes of a hocrux if the slice procedure is inflicted on him. Inflicting the procedure on the nemesis of the slicer deals an irreversible division of the mind, the body and of course, the soul, with a power greater than that of the revered One Divided by Zero.
 
Is that supposed to be a joke? Polaris possesses the power to block mental shockwaves and deflect them in a field around himself, however only against a monkey.

Druckles said:
Um.. handy?
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Those monkey shockwaves are deadly. Like, power of thousand exploding suns shockwaves. Don't underestimate.
 
soulslicer said:
Soulslicer has the power to split his soul and the soul of others, similar to the likes of a hocrux if the slice procedure is inflicted on him. Inflicting the procedure on the nemesis of the slicer deals an irreversible division of the mind, the body and of course, the soul, with a power greater than that of the revered One Divided by Zero.
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Somebody forgot the URL...
 
Teta_Bonita has mastered the ability to transform his body into gold. Shamefully, Teta_Bonita becomes kind of an asshole in the presence of fire.

:(


EDIT:

Teta_Bonita developed the talent to make women appear from nowhere, but only against a grue. Terribly, Teta_Bonita has a weakness of being clueless.

:D
 
JNightshade can change shape into a dolphin. He also combats adversaries using an explosive horde of spines and he is known for his mind-blowing massive subterranean lair. JNightshade possesses the power to sculpt and mold all steel with a thought and he rides a staggering limousine into battle. Additionally, he has mastered the ability to absorb the damage from weather and redirect it toward a single attacker. Sadly, JNightshade endures the burden of being kind of an asshole.


They even got my weakness right! :D
 
sinkoman is known for his phenomenal fortitude, but this power only lasts two days at a time. Additionally, he has learned to tunnel through solid ice and he has mastered the ability to transform any parrot into a germ. sinkoman brandishes a razor-sharp polearm and he combats assailants using a death-dealing cluster of talons that also grants a legendary attractiveness. Also, he fights wielding a poisonous chainsaw made from titanium and he can block lightning bolts and deflect them toward a single rival. Shamefully, sinkoman is especially vulnerable to gold-based attacks.
 
The Monkey is known for his magnificent danger sense. He also has the power to erase the memories of others, but this power only lasts two days at a time. The Monkey has learned to kick lightning bolts from his chainsaw against a series of combatants and he has a reputation for an unusual charisma. Additionally, he is able to force scorpions to ramble incoherently and he can make duplicates of himself. The Monkey possesses the power to confuse the strategies of a foe and he developed the talent to absorb the damage from cold and redirect it toward a single adversary. Unfortunately, The Monkey becomes horribly disfigured in the presence of mental energy.
 
99.vikram is actually a sentient AI that is currently observing the human race before unleashing his unstoppable vengeance upon them. His physical manifestation has the power of draining happiness and joy from his surroundings, so enemies are driven within seconds to kill themselves. The weaker ones will simply grovel at his feet. You know that whole global warming thing? That's really because of him.

He can also summon hordes of shadow creatures. He has also successfully effected a misinformation campaign to tell humans that shadows are caused by light sources. Stupid newbs. The shadows are watching you. Even while you fap...
 
BowSniper can deflect lightning bolts, but doing so makes him weak for one minute. Additionally, he has the ability to teleport faster than the speed of light, however never while performing a series of gestures. BowSniper has the power to take control of poison and bend it to his will, but this power only lasts one week at a time. He also developed the talent to spin like a whirlwind and he can slide to distant planets using a magnificent motorcycle, but only in winter. BowSniper has inherited all of the powers and talents of a whale, but only when scared. Also, he has been known to create plastic out of thin air, but doing so drains his mountain fortress carved from magic for one day. BowSniper has learned to sculpt and mold all corbomite with a thought. Tragically, BowSniper has a weakness of being rigidly inflexible.
 
Sam possesses the power to make badgers appear from nowhere. Also, he resists antagonists wielding an explosive bundle of fangs that can force opponents to drop all possessions and he has a reputation for an overwhelming charisma. Sam has the power to take control of jellyfish and he has the power to become immovable. He has mastered the ability to transform wood into silver and he possesses all of the powers and talents of a dinosaur. Tragically, Sam is handicapped by being rigidly inflexible.
 
Dalamari possesses the power to transform any computer into titanium. Additionally, he has been known to deflect blinding light, but using this power makes him gigantic for five minutes. Dalamari attacks with a terrifying pistol that also grants an amazing sense of smell and he has been known to leap faster than the speed of light using an awesome tank. Also, he lords over a group of spiders and he has the power to absorb the damage from vacuum and redirect it against any opponent in sight, however only in winter. Dalamari has the power to become invisible, but he must speak words of power to do so. Tragically, Dalamari is especially vulnerable to rubber-based attacks.

I have a gun and a tank, bring it on bitches
 
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