Funniest moments in GTA: San Andreas

[Xendance]

I'm half way through the game, and I thought of this thread.
Please share some of the funniest moments in San Andreas.

Heres mine:
In the mission "Mountain Cloud Boys" Carl is told that Wuzie (SP?) is blind. Carl is shocked at that, and then comments saying "We were just racing cars last week."
Next, when Carl meats Wuzie, he waves his arm in front of his blind face, just checking if he is blind.

That made me laugh.

 

[Qonfused]

Around the OPs part, there was a cameo of the main character in GTA III. That was the best part... it reminded me of a good game.

 

[mastag]

Around the OPs part, there was a cameo of the main character in GTA III. That was the best part... it reminded me of a good game.

indeed.

 

[Asus]

Since you are just part way through I'm putting this in spoilers so you can laugh when you get to it.

Spoiler

The part when those two are playing 21 card game and the blind guy is trying to get 5 or 6 cards without going over 21. Yet as he playing with CJ he is always going over. He says when he plays with the guys he always wins. (They let him win and he doesn't see that.)

The guy who plays Tobias from Arrested Development has his voice in this game too.

 

[Jintor]

Blackjack, Asus! It's Blackjack!

Yeah, Woozie's funny.

 

[Hectic Glenn]

This...
[YOUTUBE]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2dVbuMn7s_8[/YOUTUBE]
Well ok it wasn't me, but that is pretty astonishing.

 

[Asknoone]

Deleted dumb posts.

Glenn that's rofl material.

 

[Qonfused]

Hahaha, how perfect.

 

[Jintor]

That was HILAREOUS.

I thought he'd land on the plane or something, but instead he got HIT BY IT.

THAT'S FUNNY AS HELL.

Reminds me of how the plane-spawning is really screwy and occasionally when you're up in the mountains you'll hear a plane drone, a crumple, and 3 seconds later an explosion. Because a plane spawns flying straight into the side of the mountain, overturns, and explodes.

 

[mastag]

This...
[YOUTUBE]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2dVbuMn7s_8[/YOUTUBE]
Well ok it wasn't me, but that is pretty astonishing.

I lol'd so damn hard :bounce:

 

[Tollbooth Willie]

This...
[YOUTUBE]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2dVbuMn7s_8[/YOUTUBE]
Well ok it wasn't me, but that is pretty astonishing.

HAHAHAHAHA holy Hesus that was awesome.

Once I tried playing chicken with a train with only a bicycle (don't ask why I thought this was a good idea) going full speed. When I collided with it knocked me off my bike but didn't kill me, and I shit you not when CJ was launched all the way across the map and came to a stop when he flew into that pyramid like building in the casino area.

Rolfs and lols were plentiful.

 

[Stigmata]

HAHAHAHAHA holy Hesus that was awesome.

Once I tried playing chicken with a train with only a bicycle (don't ask why I thought this was a good idea) going full speed. When I collided with it knocked me off my bike but didn't kill me, and I shit you not when CJ was launched all the way across the map and came to a stop when he flew into that pyramid like building in the casino area.

Rolfs and lols were plentiful.

Was that from Los Santos?

 

[Tollbooth Willie]

Not sure, haven't played the game since it was released.

 

[Stigmata]

Either way that's ****ing epic.

 

[Tollbooth Willie]

Well Mr. Jones, you posted in this thread now you must post a funny moment. Do it bitch.