Funniest place names you've seen

We have couple of funny ones in Finland, for example "Helvetinjärvi" wich means "Lake Hell" and "Mulukunperä" wich means (hard to translate, though) "Far-Cock"
Ofcourse for you, plain finnish is funny :p
 
Hazza said:

Bingo! Thats the one heh.
(Near me)

Menlove Gardens
Bottom Flash
Nob End
Bell End
Ramsbottom
Smallwood
Shavington Ho
Butty Moss
Dick Slack
Hole Bottom
Clitheroe

(Random Scottish postcode)

Bottom Burn
Fanny Burn
Fanny Hill
Turdees
Bitch Craig
Fatlips Castle
Dickland
Rotten Bottom
Spunkie
Assloss

Where do you want to go on holiday son? Dad! I want to goto Bitch Craig! I wanna go to Bitch Craig! Or Dickland!

Scotland has the best...
 
Phuket, pronounced poo-ket, but it looks like F**k It
 
there is a town in Norway (south of trondheim i think) called Hell. i have a train ticket at home that says "Oslo to hell, hell to Oslo" so I've been to hell and back :cheers: ahh simple humor.
 
oops! i forgot! everybody loves Intercourse, Pennsylvania! (i shit you not)
 
Cant remember any funny names right now....

But one rather smart one is Jönköping whos host for the largest lan :)

Theres someone in Malmö whos name is "Tung Phung" (Tung Pung). That translates to "heavy scrotum". Man... you cant imagine how fun I had when i called up the phone directory and asked for the name of his number. Both me and the chick on the other end began to laugh :)
 
The two "funniest" names I've ever heard are two people I know of - called Ogus Dogan, and Herbie Hawes :LOL:

Deary me...
 
Death Starr, NV

I've driven through a couple of times. I'm almost sure that it's in Nevada....

It's supposedly pronounced 'Deeth'
... you know, like 'Feath'... :naughty:

[/troll]
 
Phisionary said:
Death Starr, NV

I've driven through a couple of times. I'm almost sure that it's in Nevada....

It's supposedly pronounced 'Deeth'
... you know, like 'Feath'... :naughty:

[/troll]

Manor's name Tarkin?
 
AcousticToad said:
Bingo! Thats the one heh.
(Near me)

Menlove Gardens
Bottom Flash
Nob End
Bell End
Ramsbottom
Smallwood
Shavington Ho
Butty Moss
Dick Slack
Hole Bottom
Clitheroe

(Random Scottish postcode)

Bottom Burn
Fanny Burn
Fanny Hill
Turdees
Bitch Craig
Fatlips Castle
Dickland
Rotten Bottom
Spunkie
Assloss

Where do you want to go on holiday son? Dad! I want to goto Bitch Craig! I wanna go to Bitch Craig! Or Dickland!

Scotland has the best...

TEH LAFF :E :E
 
LMAO, Ive got some pretty funny places near me:

Sandy Balls (map)
23.6 miles

Titty Hill (map)
29.0 miles

Balls Cross (map)
36.0 miles

Lickfold (map)
37.6 miles

Handcock's Bottom (map)
38.7 miles

Zig-Zag Hill (map)
40.6 miles

Shaggs (map)
40.8 miles

Dungy Head (map)
43.3 miles

Cuckoo's Knob (map)
45.5 miles

Bushy Bottom (map)
46.1 miles
 
A place called Mianus in Kentucky or something.
 
Szekesfehervar, Hungary.
Hodmezovasarhely, Hungary.
Kiskunfelegyhaza, Hungary.
Hell, Michigan.
Puspokladany, Hungary.
 
Points to Uruguay on globe.

[Homer]You are gay, hehe[/Homer]
 
What can I think of quickly is a part of town in Turku, Finland. "Pallivaha" which translates to 'ball wax' (palli is commonly used in plural 'pallit' meaning testicles)
 
there is town in portugal that translates to "sale of young girls".
hum i wonder what used to happen afew centuries ago there
 
the nevada thing is actually "Deeth Starr"...been driving back and forth from california to utah for all 28 years of my life...
 
there's a place called jalalabad in the province of nangarhar (in afghanistan)
 
Nothing, Arizona


"Officially" a laid out town/city with limits (he has the town paperwork all posted as if to brag. xD), but it has one store, one house, and one bathroom facility. All owned by the same man.
 
a couple of places in butte montana; Cum and go (a gas station) and pissers palace(a bar)
 
My dad is currently living in Iznajar (have to check that) in Spain.

Thing is, it's pronounced Izknacker. Or something.
 
There's a Vietnamese shop somewhere around here called 'Fuk Us'
 
There are some funny city names in denmark too..

Senglöse = No beds
Svedballe = Sweaty ass
Köbenhavn (copenhagen) = Buy a habour
Skodborg = Butt (as in a cigaret butt) castle

I imagine the king was out riding one day, heavely drunk, saying to his ministers, " today, this day, and from this day forth, this town will be named Sweaty ass town, for the king is tiert, and his royal ass is sweaty.
 
The Dark Elf said:
Inspired by Fallujah, which sounds like a sneeze..

Post names of places, area's, towns etc. that have the funniest or silliest names.

Gatschn-Quilk

(of course, in Austria) :x
 
I always get a smirk when i hear 'Shi'ite rebels' on TV, i keep hoping the newsreader will cock up and say it different.
 
Theres a town in aus called 'whataknobie' not sure how its spelt but thats how its pronounced and read...

also this resteraunt I see near melbourne called "Fu King Resteraunt" is always a laugh...
 
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