funniest stargate sg-1 lines

[neox]

OK this is a forum that i'm going to start for all those sg-1 fans out there. Please post your favourite funny Stargate Sg-1 Lines in this forum. I will start off....

SEASON SEVEN

Daniel: It's not that i don't want to join sg-1, I wan't to join, its just i can't remember......Do I Get Paid?
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jack: Daniel, remember, Dinner is in the convenssary at 7 o'clock. Teal'c gets a little angry if everyone isn't there
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o'neill: why don't they want to speak to us?
daniel: maybe they like sam because she is a woman.
o'neill: why not us? because we have penises?
daniel: ...powerbar?

 

[MrD]

o'neil: "what about the name I suggested?"
sam: "no sir, we can't call it The Enterprise!"

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the time-repeating one...

jack: "We've done this!!"

oh, and the bit where Teal'c walks into the door, not a line but heh.

 

[The Dark Elf]

Pretty much anything RDA says in that show is often funny. The lines between Daniel and Jack, and Jonas and Teal'c scenes had their moments too

And just about every scene in Window of Oppertunity had something funny in it (like MrD mentioned, the bit with Teal'c forever walking into the door and finally losing his temper)

 

[neox]

Originally posted by MrD
o'neil: "what about the name I suggested?"
sam: "no sir, we can't call it The Enterprise!"

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the time-repeating one...

jack: "We've done this!!"

oh, and the bit where Teal'c walks into the door, not a line but heh.

ha, window of opportunity......good episode

ALSO FROM WINDOW OF OPPORTUNITY:

O'neill : "What kind of archaeologist carries a weapon?"
Daniel : *raises hand* ah....i do
O'Neil : Bad Example

 

[MrD]

Originally posted by neox
ha, window of opportunity......good episode

ALSO FROM WINDOW OF OPPORTUNITY:

O'neill : "What kind of archaeologist carries a weapon?"
Daniel : *raises hand* ah....i do
O'Neil : Bad Example

Yeah, i seem to remember there were a lot of "Bad Example" lines in that episode! One of my favourite episodes

 

[Farrowlesparrow]

Yeah.

Teal'c and Jack are driving golf balls through the stargate.

General Hammond "Colonel O'Neill what are you doing?!"

Colonel O'Neill "In the middle of my backswing!"

..........
Same episode similar situation.

O'Neill takes a shot (I think it was him)

Colonel "How far do you think that was?"

Teal'c " I belive it is several hundred million miles to Antara (Dunno the name of the planet)

Colonel "Wow, thats gotta be a record"



I love stargate, i think the actors they chose are the best for it and they are so funny together sometimes.

I remember in the early episodes when they sometimes made references to MacGyver. That was funny, because of the look RDA had on his face.

 

[The Dark Elf]

Originally posted by Farrowlesparrow

I remember in the early episodes when they sometimes made references to MacGyver. That was funny, because of the look RDA had on his face.

Did you catch the lowdown, with the unused clip of Sam and Jack stuck in the ice and she goes off on one about being stuck with MacGyver, I think there was a avi clip of it that did the rounds a while back aswell.. It's pretty funny

 

[Farrowlesparrow]

Oh yeah.

"We have bootlaces, a torch some ice and a knife. Cant you build a nuclear reactor and get us out of here?! You're MacGyver for Gods sake! I'm trapped in a cave with MacGyver and we cant get out"


Or something like that

 

[A2597]

SG1 has some awsome lines...

tooo many to choose from!!!

 

[The Dark Elf]

Originally posted by Farrowlesparrow
Oh yeah.

"We have bootlaces, a torch some ice and a knife. Cant you build a nuclear reactor and get us out of here?! You're MacGyver for Gods sake! I'm trapped in a cave with MacGyver and we cant get out"


Or something like that

heheh yeah something like that, cracked me up when I saw it. I don't think anyone quite expected her to go off on one like that

 

[neox]

yet another two....

THE ONE WITH COOMBS AND FELGER

Felger: "So you're off to save the world again for the seventh time?"
Teal'c: "....eighth"
O'Neill: "you've been counting?"

WATERGATE

Markov: "We're going to have to jump?"
O'neill: "I guess this is where my male bravado is spose to kick in"
Markov: "I've read your file"
O'Neill: "No Mention of Bravado ay?"

 

[Hallucinogen]

You guys watch that shit ? damn

 

[neox]

That Shit? Excuse Me, but Stargate SG-1 is the second longest running and most watched sci-fi show behind The X-Files.

 

[DarkelP]

I love stargate, its so good...i cant remember all of the funny things that have been said, its just all done so well

 

[The Dark Elf]

Originally posted by Hallucinogen
You guys watch that shit ? damn

Blue's Clue's has rot your brain Hallucinogen

 

[jat]

haha stargate is so damn funny. love how jack is the opposite of macguyver...
One of my fav lines:

JACK: "Excuse me ! I distinctly remember someone saying 'we're not gonna make it'. I think we made it."
JACOB: "I'm sorry, I overreacted. At the time, it looked very much like we weren't going to make it."
JACK: "Yes, well, maybe next time you'll just wait and see."
JACOB: "And blow the last chance I might ever have at being right?" and Jacob slightly shakes his head and walks off.
JACK, a puzzled expression on his face: "What ! ?"
SAM, following her father, lets Jack in on one of her family squabbles: "Welcome to MY life."