Funniest things in life??

[eatbugs]

In your life what would be one of the funniest things you've seen or read??

 

[Danimal]

Alot of people seem to be making threads about other people's lives =P

 

[Locust]

Probably when I went up behind my dad when he was talking on the phone and strangled him with a sock, thus gagging his mouth and inhibiting his speech. He was talking to a friend or something and got really pissed. He broke the phone over my arm, but I didn't really care because I was laughing too damn hard.
Another hilarious thing happened during freshmen year at my old school. My friends and I told one of our classmates in Chemstry class that he should pull the chemical shower in the lab. The shower looks like a normal shower, but it is almost in the middle of the room and with no curtain. So he pulls it, starts to run away from it, and then panics and runs back to turn it off. The shower had accumulated a large puddle of water on the tile floor, and the kid ran into it and bit it so hard that he started crying. He was laying on his back, getting drenched by the still running water, crying his eyes out. We were laughing so damn hard that we were kicking over desks and damn near falling on the floor. Oh gosh that was the funniest thing I've ever seen.

 

[Baal]

hahahaha.

So he fell when he was running back to shut it off? Man he must have fell flat on his back. That would have been hilarious.

 

[Locust]

I almost suffocated from the laughter. Man, his legs just went out from under him and all else followed. Every time I think about it I can't help but feel a flood of laughter welling up inside me. That is my fondest memory of school.

 

[CREMATOR666]

Wish my Chemistry class were THAT fun :dozey:

 

[Fleabaine]

A time i remember was at boarding school and we threw soup under one of the boarders showers, he then slipped over and dragged the shower curtain off the hook then fell onto the floor of the bathroom covered in soup. Lol!!!

 

[Locust]

Fleabaine, that was some funny stuff. Was this boarder a peer student or was he an upper ranking person?

 

[Fleabaine]

I'm not stupid. The consequences of doing that sort of thing to a higher ranking boarder could be suicidal. Seriously they put peole in big laundry bags and dangled them out of the 50 foot 7th form dorm balcony. Of course the 3rd formers didn't know where they were and started struggling...

 

[PoeticRocker]

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[ne0_shiny]

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[Letters]

BAAAAABIES!


Haha... but no, in all seriousness... I feel great.

 

[PvtRyan]

Dead babies and Gilles de la Tourette syndrome.

 

[The Monkey]

at the end of junoir high, the last day with a meal. Pasta and Meatsoup was served. Beacause it was our last day, we thought that we would have some fun. It began with one guy trowing his food at a teacher. Then hell broke loose. Evryone was trowing their food at everyone. We all had to clean up the dining area afterwards, but dammit it was worth it!

 

[Dalamari]

Going uptown with my buds on our way to a CD store, we when through the ghetto section of town and started flashing west-side gang signs, some people stood on corners and cussed us out, and one guy looked like he was gonna run at the car, was pretty funny.

 

[B-MAn]

Dead babies and Gilles de la Tourette syndrome.

wts so funny about dead babies?!! :angry:

 

[SimonomiS]

I have no idea, I laugh hysterically at random things, then forget what at times like now. That Nutrigrain Advert is very rofl-worthy.

 

[burner69]

We had to go for a school trip to some town in year 9 (Iwas about 14) and me and my mates could not be bothered. We were meant to be recording the type of houses on the streets or something, but instead we took to asking members of the public really stupid random questions.

Mate: Excuse me, I'm looking for Mr King, have you seen him?
Random Man: Mr Who?
Mate: B.O King, have you seen him?
Random man: No

Mate (standing less than ten metres away from a giant cathedral): Excuse me, do you know where the Cathedral is?
Random man: Try turning 180 degrees and opening your eyes
Mate: I don't have my protractor on me

Me: Excuse me sir, have you ever seen a beaver?
Man: A what?
Me: I'm doing a survey on animals, have you ever seen a beaver?
Man: No.
Me: Does your wife have a beaver?
Man: *Stares and walks off*

Mate: Excuse me, have you seen my penis?
Man: F**k off


Oooo those were the days.

 

[Atomi]

One very funny memory is when me, and two friends were at the other friend's house. Then we heard huge laughter downstairs and my friend's parents called for us. We went to check out what was so funny and we saw something not so tidy but damn funny. Their dog had some sort of diarrhea and had let a loose load of crap in me and my mate's shoes. I'm telling you they were full of that stuff. We laughed so hard. After that, my friend's mom washed and put parfyme in our shoes so we could go home.

 

[Stigmata]

I have no idea, I laugh hysterically at random things, then forget what at times like now. That Nutrigrain Advert is very rofl-worthy.

I know exactly what you mean. I would laugh terribly hard about a dozen times a day back in grades 7 and 8. I'll give you a couple of examples:

During lunchtime in my school's gym (we didn't have a caf for some reason), where I sit with all my friends:

- One of them picks up my apple, rolls it lightly along the floor, and tells me in a serious voice "A rolling stone... gathers no moss."
- Same friend takes my unopened juice box, places it on the floor, and then sloooooooowly tips it over. Hilarity ensues.
- Another one of them gets my attention and then stares intently at me.

And then, in class:
- I look out the window, and see a raccoon walk down a tree onto the sidewalk, cross the road between the white lines, and then climb up a telephone pole. I subsequently get kicked out of class for laughing continuously for five minutes.
- I have a cough, and wonder how bad it would be to laugh so hard that you're unable to clear your throat. This, of course, makes me laugh, and then I can't clear my throat, which makes me laugh harder. That goes on for a couple minutes.
- In Geography class, we start looking at a map of the world. I'm sitting beside a kid named Jordan. I look at the map, spot the country Jordan, and fall out of my chair in fits of laughter.

All in all, it was a pretty good two years

 

[Jangle]

I know exactly what you mean. I would laugh terribly hard about a dozen times a day back in grades 7 and 8. I'll give you a couple of examples:

During lunchtime in my school's gym (we didn't have a caf for some reason), where I sit with all my friends:

- One of them picks up my apple, rolls it lightly along the floor, and tells me in a serious voice "A rolling stone... gathers no moss."
- Same friend takes my unopened juice box, places it on the floor, and then sloooooooowly tips it over. Hilarity ensues.
- Another one of them gets my attention and then stares intently at me.

And then, in class:
- I look out the window, and see a raccoon walk down a tree onto the sidewalk, cross the road between the white lines, and then climb up a telephone pole. I subsequently get kicked out of class for laughing continuously for five minutes.
- I have a cough, and wonder how bad it would be to laugh so hard that you're unable to clear your throat. This, of course, makes me laugh, and then I can't clear my throat, which makes me laugh harder. That goes on for a couple minutes.
- In Geography class, we start looking at a map of the world. I'm sitting beside a kid named Jordan. I look at the map, spot the country Jordan, and fall out of my chair in fits of laughter.

All in all, it was a pretty good two years

youre wierd.

 

[Locust]

When I was in 7th grade my friend and I got detention together. We were the only two in there and we had an old, bald geography teacher with a short beard watching us. We had to sit far away from eachother so that we would be quiet, but that didn't work very well. Every minute or two I would say in a very low, alien like voice "Picachu". I sounded like E.T. Anyway it pissed my teacher off so he would tell me to be quiet, then my friend would start in in the same voice. He told us that if we did it one more time we would have two more hours detention, so we stopped for like five minutes. I couldn't resist the opportunity for hilarity and utter into the silence "picachu" in the same alien voice. This sent me and my friend into an uproar of laughter that earned us another two hours detention. I loved junior high.

 

[johnnypoopoopant]

a sign that said "WARNING THIS SIGN HAS SHARP EDGES" and below those words in small letter it said "the road is blocked ahead"

i saw it somwhere in a desert and thought it was pretty funny....if i can find the pic of it ill show it to you guys

 

[Jangle]

you mean this?
:cheers:

 

[Ajed]

rush hour, kung pow, kung fu hustle

Probably some other things.. like that time a guy walked into a pole..hehe

 

[Vigilante]

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