Funny and/or good websites/stories/texts thread

[ríomhaire]

The videos thread with less loading times
These are probably ancient but anyway:

Star Wars is Better With Pants
A list of 25 Star Wars quotes with the word pants substituted in.

If World War 2 Was Fought By Gamers
What would happen if WW2 was an online strategy game?

 

[Stigmata]

Best collection of (NSFW!!!) cybersex logs ever made ever.

 

[xcellerate]

I always liked:
http://forums.vwvortex.com/zerothread?id=2074554

Don't really need to read, just scroll through looking at the pictures.

 

[RakuraiTenjin]

www.genmay.com

 

[Core407]

www.bash.org

 

[Stigmata]

www.bash.org

Hehe, I stealthed a chatlog of some forumites

<CrazyHarij> But stuff like that messes up your mind.. try imagining what really is outside the universe and stuff like that.. or what happened before big bang / the creation, and before that and before that
<BadHat> yeah, and where the **** the remote's at

 

[xcellerate]

<Donut[AFK]> HEY EURAKARTE
<Donut[AFK]> INSULT
<Eurakarte> RETORT
<Donut[AFK]> COUNTER-RETORT
<Eurakarte> QUESTIONING OF SEXUAL PREFERENCE
<Donut[AFK]> SUGGESTION TO SHUT THE **** UP
<Eurakarte> NOTATION THAT YOU CREATE A VACUUM
<Donut[AFK]> RIPOSTE
<Donut[AFK]> ADDON RIPOSTE
<Eurakarte> COUNTER-RIPOSTE
<Donut[AFK]> COUNTER-COUNTER RIPOSTE
<Eurakarte> NONSENSICAL STATEMENT INVOLVING PLANKTON
<Miles_Prower> RESPONSE TO RANDOM STATEMENT AND THREAT TO BAN OPPOSING SIDES
<Eurakarte> WORDS OF PRAISE FOR FISHFOOD
<Miles_Prower> ACKNOWLEDGEMENT AND ACCEPTENCE OF TERMS


-or-

<i8b4uUnderground> d-_-b
<BonyNoMore> how u make that inverted b?
<BonyNoMore> wait
<BonyNoMore> never mind

 

[Tollbooth Willie]

t0rbad> so there i was in this hallway right
BlackAdder> i believe i speak for all of us when i say...
BlackAdder> WRONG BTICH
BlackAdder> IM SICK OF YOU
BlackAdder> AND YOUR LAME STORIES
BlackAdder> NOBODY HERE THINKS YOURE FUNNY
BlackAdder> NOBODY HERE WANTS TO HEAR YOUR STORIES
BlackAdder> IN FACT
BlackAdder> IF YOU DIED RIGHT NOW
BlackAdder> I DON"T THINK NOBODY WOULD CARE
BlackAdder> SO WHAT DO YOU SAY TO THAT FAG
*** t0rbad sets mode: +b BlackAdder*!*@*.*
*** BlackAdder has been kicked my t0rbad ( )
t0rbad> so there i was in this hallway right
CRCError> right
heartless> Right.
r3v> right

 

[Dog--]

Best collection of (NSFW!!!) cybersex logs ever made ever.

lol omg I nearly pissed myself!

 

[Greatgat]

Old. Still ****ing funny though.

 

[Stigmata]

I can't find any IRC channels with any chat going on

 

[CyberPitz]

Best collection of (NSFW!!!) cybersex logs ever made ever.

I can never get enoough of those...the one with the guy pretending to be in hiding from the cops and the fat girl..oh god, I can't stop laughing at it every time I read.

 

[ríomhaire]

http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Uncyclopedia:Best_of
http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Air
http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Alliteration
http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Cabbage
http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Gay_Pride
http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/German_grammar
http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/I_Can't_Believe_It's_Not_Murder
http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/I_****ing_Hate_the_Bermuda_Triangle
http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Insert_title_here
http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/List_of_weapons_that_don't_exist,_but_should
http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/UnNews:Nigerian_census_finds_millions_of_rich,_desperate_princes
http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Nihilism
http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/The_Official_List_of_the_Best_Things_in_Existence

 

[Geogaddi]

Please Mr! Don't shoot me!