Funny moments in Half Life 2: Episode Two

[Xendance]

Go on, post your funny moments.

My first one had to be jumping off the cliff at the first vista in the game to see if I could land without dieing. Of course, I died and was to embarrased to tell people I did. However, I was amazed to see the death maps were later on released, and it showed also alot of people had jumped off the cliff like me, so I had to laugh.

My second one, though not as funny, but still amused me and made me feel dumb was I had just got the car back to the other side where the Vort and Alyx were, and I turned it round expecting to drive back across that bridge. I don't know why I did it, or for what reason. I felt stupid when he opened the door behind me.

:afro:

 

[Iron_cube]

Keep looking at Alyx's face everytime she speaks to Magnusson.

Enough said.

 

[Naurgul]

Hey, I jumped off the first cliff as well.

 

[redruM]

Hey, I jumped off the first cliff as well.

Me too, lol.

 

[Planetary]

Me three. Those stats don't surprise me anymore.

 

[Cavalry]

I think most people did,I did,I was curious to see if I could walk back to City 17

 

[Ridge]

My first time through the game, I had no issue getting the car across the bridge...second time, though, it took me 3 tries...I ended up getting it hanging over the edge both times...

 

[Cavalry]

your supposed to drive it FAST,also,why not remove the remaining cars from the bridge?

 

[Ridge]

Duh, physics, weight!

 

[AciD]

*When Alyx killed headcrab with kick
*Shooting range in under the radar
*When Alyx say "Great shot" after taking down a bird
*Special offer this week only
*When I got killed by last strider leg
*When you turn psyhcannon_mega_enabled 1
*Rollover
*When spawning s*itload of gnomes saved Eli from advisors
And finally
*When i was able to watch last EP2 scene without shuttering
Valve physic engine powered by havoc=WIN

 

[Crash]

your supposed to drive it FAST,also,why not remove the remaining cars from the bridge?

What he ment was, if you punt all the cars off of the bridge, the bridge will still tilt to the correct position, and you have more room to drive the car...

 

[Chabo]

What he ment was, if you punt all the cars off of the bridge, the bridge will still tilt to the correct position, and you have more room to drive the car...

Yeah, but his first impression (mine too) was that if you punted the cars OFF the bridge, it would never go into place correctly. On the other hand, if you punt the cars to the high side of the bridge, it will go down, forming the ramp.

 

[Omnomnick]

Ok, heres mine...

*Sort of jumped off the cliff at the start...
*'Good shooting' after killing a bird with a rock lol
*Gnomeys Adventure to White Forest
*'I think Gordon had something to do with it...'
*Shooting range in under the radar
*'Sheckley.' 'What?' 'SHECKLEY!' 'WHAT?' 'Forget it...'
*When glitches happen, check out the Glitches thread for an example
*Enabling physcannon_mega_enabled_1 and being stupid with advisors
*Few others but cant be bothered because I'm going on TF2...

 

[Stieffers]

You leave Alyx with the dude in the car shop.

"So... it that your... boyfriend?"

 

[pistolero!]

And when you come back she thanks him and he answers with "No need to thank me... *wink*"

Wonder what's going on while you're away...

 

[AciD]

And suppression field is down

 

[Omnomnick]

You never know...

Theres a thought...

Outside of the cities rebels were still fighting and living in bases like White Forest without the suppression field, doesnt that mean even with the suppression field, humanity can still reproduce?

 

[GM)Paravin.]

So.. that guy.. as payment.. Riiiight..

 

[AciD]

No suppression field was cowering whole earth

 

[Omnomnick]

We don't know that, do we...

 

[Narvi]

It'd be fairly ridiculous if some random rebels could decide to have kids off the bat. I suppose the field emanated from each citadel, and overlapped to a degree.

 

[McGooTheWise]

I'll suck... I mean "Fix" your car, if you play my flute first.

 

[MFD00M]

Sorry, this doesn't really add to the suppression field discussion, but the funniest thing just happened. I was on my way to get the car at the abandoned rebel station and the heard zombies so i looked down and there were 2 zombies fighting! It was hilarious, they were beating the shit out of each other.

 

[Iron_cube]

Where did that happen?

Theres always a logical reason behind these, just tell me where it happened.

 

[MFD00M]

it happened after i got past the first area with contaminated water and you jump on the small islands of sand to get by in the abandoned rebel place where you get the car. I jumped onto this ledge and they just started fighting. Alyx possibly missed them? It was really funny though.

 

[Iron_cube]

Might be a npc_bullseye possibility, Ill go check it out.

 

[AciD]

No I know what it is. It looks like fight but they were bunching each other to get better position under you.
Same happens in place where you have unlimited smg-grenade. And after you kill himself they stop fighting.

 

[French Ninja]

*When Magnusson asked the rebels to get the bombs ready, one walks away; mocking him with a nazi salute. Epic lulz.
*When you first get into White Forrest; the conversation about the AR3
*Alyx facial expressions
*bringing up Aperture Science

 

[Omnomnick]

heard zombies so i looked down and there were 2 zombies fighting! It was hilarious, they were beating the shit out of each other.

Really, cool, but you sure they werent killing a bird or something...

 

[MFD00M]

Very sure they were fighting. They were making contact with each other and making groaning noises and everything. There was no bird in sight.

 

[Sufferin-rebel]

They were making contact with each other and making groaning noises and everything.

Hawt :naughty:

 

[McGooTheWise]

Hawt :naughty:

ZOMBIE BUTTSECKS!

 

[SolidSteel144]

I like how Kleiner and Magnusson fought each other during the episode.
I really wanted Kleiner to say something bad to Magnusson but never happened.