funny political quotes ..non-partisan

[CptStern]

hehe I LoL at some of them ...

top 25 political quotes of 2004

some of my faves:

6. "Too many good docs are getting out of the business. Too many OB-GYNs aren't able to practice their love with women all across this country." -President Bush


22. "I heard there's rumors on the Internets that we're going to have a draft." -President George W. Bush, during the second presidential debate ..heheh here's the video

sorry no democrat quotes in my fave list ...not because i'm BIASED (as I've been accused) but because they're just not all that funny


this one is almost too hard to believe:


21. "You've done a nice job decorating the White House." -Pop star Jessica Simpson, upon being introduced to Interior Secretary Gale Norton while touring the White House


number 1:

1. "Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we." -President Bush

 

[Tr0n]

20. "Go **** yourself." -Vice President Dick Cheney to Sen. Patrick Leahy, during an angry exchange on the Senate floor about profiteering by Halliburton

Denied.

5. "I actually did vote for the $87 billion, before I voted against it." -Sen. Kerry, on voting against a military funding bill for U.S. troops in Iraq

Ooopps!

 

[Razor]

14. "You bet we might have." -Sen. Kerry, asked if he would have gone to war against Saddam Hussein if he refused to disarm

lol

 

[bvasgm]

"I feel honored to shake the hand of an Iraqi citizen who had his hand cut off by Saddam Hussein" -President George Bush (Junior).

 

[Steve]

My favorite is still Bush's "I know the human being and fish can coexist peacefully."

Oh, and though it's technically not a quote from a politician...I love the SNL sketch on Kerry..."The fact is that I have consistently supported the war in front of pro-war audiences and condemned the war in front of those against it. That is not flip-flopping, that is PANDERING, and American deserves a President that knows the difference."

 

[gh0st]

Stern... non-partisan...self destruct...sequence... initiated.

Seriously... stupid politicians are always fair game to make fun of, those are funny.

 

[RakuraiTenjin]

"Go, balloons. I don't see anything happening. Go, balloons. Go, balloons. Go, balloons. Stand by, confetti. Keep coming, balloons. More balloons. Bring them. Balloons, balloons, balloons! More balloons. Tons of them. Bring them down. Let them all come. No confetti. No confetti yet. No confetti. All right. Go, balloons. Go, balloons. We're getting more balloons. All balloons. All balloons should be going. Come on, guys! Let's move it. Jesus! We need more balloons. I want all balloons to go. Go, confetti. Go, confetti. Go, confetti. I want more balloons. What's happening to the balloons? We need more balloons. We need all of them coming down. Go, balloons. Balloons. What's happening balloons? There's not enough coming down. All balloons! Why the hell is nothing falling? What the f--- are you guys doing up there? We want more balloons coming down. More balloons. More balloons." --Democratic Convention producer Don Mischer, overheard on CNN having an apoplectic seizure when the balloons failed to drop from the ceiling of the Fleet Center in Boston

"It's absolutely essential that eight weeks from today, on Nov. 2, we make the right choice, because if we make the wrong choice then the danger is that we'll get hit again and we'll be hit in a way that will be devastating from the standpoint of the United States." --Vice President Dick Cheney

"I think that gay marriage should be between a man and a woman." -Arnold Schwarzenegger, during the recall campaign

When U.S. interrogators asked Saddam Hussein how he was, he responded: "I am sad because my people are in bondage." When offered a glass of water, he replied: "If I drink water I will have to go to the bathroom and how can I use the bathroom when my people are in bondage?"

"You think you are big enough to make me, you little wimp? Come on, come over here and make me, I dare you…You little fruitcake. You little fruitcake. I said you are a fruitcake." –Democratic Rep. Peter Stark, after Republican Rep. Rep. Scott McInnis told him to "shut up" amid a legislative dispute

"My vision is to make the most diverse state on earth, and we have people from every planet on the earth in this state. We have the sons and daughters of every, of people from every planet, of every country on earth." –Former California Gov. Gray Davis, during the recall campaign

"We know there are known knowns: there are things we know we know. We also know there are known unknowns: that is to say we know there are things we know we don't know. But there are also unknown unknowns - the ones we don't know we don't know." –Defense Secretary Donald Rumsfeld

"I triple guarantee you. There are no American infidels in Baghdad." –Iraqi Information Minister Mohammed Saeed al-Sahaf (BAGHDAD BOB)

 

[Steve]

"You think you are big enough to make me, you little wimp? Come on, come over here and make me, I dare you…You little fruitcake. You little fruitcake. I said you are a fruitcake." –Democratic Rep. Peter Stark, after Republican Rep. Rep. Scott McInnis told him to "shut up" amid a legislative dispute

That got a big ol' chuckle.

 

[RakuraiTenjin]

That got a big ol' chuckle.

I thought the bathroom one from Hussein was the best. Haha.


Oh and lets not forget that CNN Caption from years back

"Experts agree, Bin Laden is dead or alive."

 

[K e r b e r o s]

lol!!!!!!!!

 

[Razor]

I thought the bathroom one from Hussein was the best. Haha.


Oh and lets not forget that CNN Caption from years back

"Experts agree, Bin Laden is dead or alive."

Hurray, it is great to see that experts can atleast agree on something. :cheers:

 

[GhostFox]

"Experts agree, Bin Laden is dead or alive."

Shoot...I guess that rules out Undead. I thought that might be kind of cool.....

 

[jondy]

heh, Shotgun Blasting Action!