Gabe And Doug Caught Drinking!

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Coffee, Yes developers drink coffee too! While reporting the closure of 600 Starbucks stores across the US, local news channel KING5 caught Gabe Newell and Doug Lombardi sneaking out of a Starbucks in Seattle.[br]

Kotaku said:
As you can see, Gabe Newell does not **** around, clutching what looks like a Venti Mint Mocha Chip Frappuccino. A mysterious "other guy" keeps things straight with a Grande Espresso Macchiato, while Doug Lombardi - who is surprised, but not shocked at the closures - doubles up on beverages, while lying on camera that it's for a "co-worker" to make him feel better about his cheeky afternoon "seconds".

You can watch the video here.
 
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rofl they interviewed doug??

only hl2 gamers know who is he is hes a celebrity D:
 
game Developers drinking coffee like normal people? Nice try but, I call fake on this one!
 
tis odd seeing Doug being interviewed by some one and he is not talking about games, even though he is still being technical.
 
Oh my god i just can't believe it! I wonder what underpants Gabe was wearing while he was drinking coffee!! THIS IS AWESEOM!
 
Its Gabe,

BUYING A COFFEE

*heartattack*
 
I'm going to start drinking coffee now. What brand of coffee does Gabe drink so i know where to start.
 
Gabe looks so hot, with the coffee and all ... so ... so ... futuristic.

-dodo
 
And I thought I'd managed to avoid all episodes of Big Brother until now.

Oh wait this is what HL2.net are calling news these days?

Some stalker roving reporter video of two fairly regular guys gods who have taken the time to hang up their deity wings forgo the usual round of slushies and walk among the denizens of Earth beneath them get coffee instead. :rolleyes:

But wait, perhaps I'm being hasty. Afterall this news piece has laid rest to the once-believed-to-be-far-fetched claim that game developers drink coffee, of all things! To think of all those heretics that were burnt at the stake for hanging so desperately to this belief, and it turns out to be TRUE? Oh, the humanity! So many lives lost so senselessly!

I think the real story here is: "Who is going to be tried with crimes aginst humanity for this tragic misconveyance of justice?"

/removes tongue from wall next to cheek
 
It's pretty funny that they're just asking him about coffee, but he still has to mention demographics.
 
You mean Valve doesn't have it's own Starbucks at the office!?
 
This is to classic.

Oh and wtf are they doing not working on Episode 3. SHAME!
 
insightful

Theres some jaw-dropping interview technique at work in that piece.

"We asked this girl who used to work at Starbucks if it surprises her"
"yes...it does"

Deep.

Being in the UK I can't get K5, but i'm assuming K5 are known for their ground-breaking investigative journalism?
 
"DOUG LOMBARDI SPOTTED WITH GIRL - IS HE CHEATING ON HIS WIFE?"

"ANONYMOUS SOURCE: GABE NEWELL IN REHAB"

"ROBIN WALKER CAUGHT SNORTING COKE IN PUBLIC BATHROOM - IS THE FAME GETTING TO HIM?"

Yeah, I could totally see this "DeveloperGossip" magazine working.
 
I've seen Gabe in a swimsuit. The sex appeal is so powerful it's almost completely overwhelming.
 
Theres some jaw-dropping interview technique at work in that piece.

"We asked this girl who used to work at Starbucks if it surprises her"
"yes...it does"

Deep.

Yeah I lol'd at that bit.

Also, sweet arrow graphics on that pic.
 
Everyone knows Gabe only drinks babies.

Combine_Advisor, you'd better not sig that.
 
Sex tape pls!! "Laid by Laidlaw"? HECK YES.
Rofl! :p I just think that it's so funny that this even happened. Everything had to be synchronized perfectly for everything to happen. Doug should just shave his head IMO, he looks better bald. Bet he will shave the beard off before E3. Gotta try those drinks too. ;)
 
That was a really good coffee that Doug had. It was a Mocha Chip Coffee I think. Had bits of mint on the bottom and it was really good. :D
 
On a related note, Gabe has a lot of condoms in his trash.
 
I for one welcome our new caffeine-filled overlords.
 
lol, you have got to be kidding me


/me resubmits fas news post
 
We need a celebrity couple name for them. Gabardi?

Gabardi just adopted a 3d modeler from Sierra Leone. He's six feet tall, 175 pounds and seems very disoriented. They named him 'Cherish'.
 
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