Gabe and J.J

Valve have really expanded their film and cinematic comprehension ever since the start of the meet-the movies. This is just inevitable.
 
I just imagined a Valve produced Star Wars game and now I can't stop crying. Halp.
 
This most likely means nothing, but I can't get the idea that J.J directing Half-Life 3 would be amazing.

Wishful thinking....
 
What the ever loving **** did you just say?

Short version, I do not agree with that sentiment.

Long version, when I beheld the horror of the prospect forming in my mind, my unconscious mind had already released a shockwave backblast to the idea that ripped all the skin right off my tits and shot it into the stratosphere where it ripped open a hole in the electromagnetic spectrum and all the evils of all the imaginations of every child devil born new into hell, relishing in their own sense of wonder at the utter potential for suffering in the universe, spilled out and rained ruinous shitfire geysers down upon the simple masses of the cities before forming into concise geometric formations of living hate that roll themselves out into the countryside running down, raping, and eating the pitiful remnants of shattered humanity.
 
Only if it gets a video game adaptation, that proceeds to get a movie deal.
 
I can only assume you have something against the man.
 
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