Gabe = Gates?

[Subz]

It's true. Gabe Newell is actually working under DIRECT leadership from BILL GATES. Fine dont beleive me. BUT the delay is due to xbox and if you can't see it your a newbie knob.

 

[kanarico]

ya ok, just give me the proof and i'll believe u

 

[JohnnyBeverage]

Hey kanarico whatever happened to blind faith.:cheese:

 

[kanarico]

it left me when hl2 was delayed

 

[nw909]

Gabe = God

Gabe = Used to work at MS

Therefore,

MicroSoft = God

 

[kanarico]

microsoft = owning everything

 

[Owskie]

Originally posted by nw909
Gabe = God

Gabe = Used to work at MS

Therefore,

MicroSoft = God

oh wow... i never thought of....
*dies*

 

[SIN55]

Bill Gabes, interesting

 

[DiSTuRbEd]

Maybe Gabe is really Bill Gates and plans to revolutionize the way we see gaming soon?

 

[Face Stabber]

LOL

Gabe = 2 Gates

Quantitatively.

 

[oldi1knoby]

Originally posted by nw909
Gabe = God

Gabe = Used to work at MS

Therefore,

MicroSoft = God

Your Logic is very flawed. if Gabe = God and Gabe used to work at microsoft, then Microsoft can not be god. God does not work for anyone, so maybe Gabe is a minion of God. Maybe an Angel? Lucifer was an angel, and I doubt he ever delayed the release for Earth after beta. Think what will happen to gabe......

So, in clearing up your Fuzzy logic. If Microsoft is God and Gabe worked for God, Gabe is an Angel, albeit a fallen one.

 

[Nuclear_Gerber]

Originally posted by Face Stabber
LOL

Gabe = 2 Gates

Quantitatively.

lol

 

[Sparxx]

Originally posted by oldi1knoby
Lucifer was an angel, and I doubt he ever delayed the release for Earth after beta. Think what will happen to gabe......

So, in clearing up your Fuzzy logic. If Microsoft is God and Gabe worked for God, Gabe is an Angel, albeit a fallen one.

:cheers: Yap!!:bounce:

I-> :sniper: :angel: <-Gabe

:thumbs:

 

[Kyle2]

Originally posted by oldi1knoby
Your Logic is very flawed. if Gabe = God and Gabe used to work at microsoft, then Microsoft can not be god. God does not work for anyone, so maybe Gabe is a minion of God. Maybe an Angel? Lucifer was an angel, and I doubt he ever delayed the release for Earth after beta. Think what will happen to gabe......

So, in clearing up your Fuzzy logic. If Microsoft is God and Gabe worked for God, Gabe is an Angel, albeit a fallen one.

bs, you weren't there when Earth v1.0 came out, how would you know?

 

[nolan]

Originally posted by nw909
Gabe = God

Gabe = Used to work at MS

Therefore,

MicroSoft = God

Gabe = liar

quite simple equation indeed

 

[budgie55]

cannot join #real-life (banned)

:/

 

[nw909]

Originally posted by budgie55
cannot join #real-life (banned)

:/

lol

 

[bastard_loud]

Originally posted by SIN55
Bill Gabes, interesting

For some reason that had me laughing out loud.

;(

 

[oldi1knoby]

Originally posted by Kyle2
bs, you weren't there when Earth v1.0 came out, how would you know?

I wasn't there, but I was told by a voice coming from a fire hydrant. Since there was no other explanation other than it being God, I took it for...well...God. I can go ask the fire hydrant again to make sure.

 

[Sulkdodds]

You do that.
Microsoft, Valve, MJ12 and the Church are all one and the same.

 

[Wilco]

God owned everything, but then Microsoft bought him out....


oooh the recursion

 

[Lee_H_Oswald]

we are all god so gabe works for us .........wait ......yeah thats right

 

[Pressure]

Penis.