Gabe Newell sold his soul to the G Man

[Xevrex]

Too much time? We intellectuals write things of this type and depth in about 15 minutes or so. The stuff we spend more time on is too much for you little forum pea-brains.

I would just like to say that "too much time" referred to analyzing video games instead of just playing and enjoying them.

 

[Sparta]

Why are you guys feeding the troll? Honestly, this is why we can't have nice things.

 

[schlitzer]

I would just like to say that "too much time" referred to analyzing video games instead of just playing and enjoying them.

some people do gain enjoyment from analyzing things, including video games. or they might just do it automatically while playing anyway. or they do it because they think it's important: they care about other people / society, or they just want to believe in some kind of "higher powers" and conspiracies so they don't have to take any responsibility for their own lives and actions.

...does this mean internet pornography is programming our subconsious for the day when all STD's are eradicated and birth control is perfected?

yes. that's the same day when, finally, women will be able to freely act out their sexuality, which means constantly serving men who have boners all the time.

 

[arch5]

It's because you can make something crazy out of any video game. Hell, I could say:

"Guys, Peggle is evil. The Unicorn on the title screen is the government in disguise. When you launch that ball and it hits the dots, your score is simply the amount of lives you have ended, and the ball represents a conspiracy."

Peace

Da of the Bomb29

 

[Is This Tea]

Come on, you can do better then that!

Have you played peggle nights? The Swedish(socialist?) unicorn wears a mask. Why would he wear a mask unless, like the government, he wants to conceal his intentions from us!!1! Hitting the pegs with the balls to wrack up points programs your subconscious to seek worthless rewards (like paper money). The NWO is training you through stimulus response to be a loyal reward seeking drone!


Peace
Child of the Tea

 

[childofthetao]

The point of all this is that none of you want to know, and that's fine, you don't have to, and you wont because we have free will.

I'm just passing on information, I'd be an ass not to, I believe people should have the opportunity to learn about themselves no matter what forums they visit.

And whoever said I like to smoke weed, tut tut tut, don't make assumptions. Weed is worse than you will believe for the consciousness, but none of you are in a position to understand and/or believe that it seems.

Well, it's been fun, I've enjoyed posting here, but I think this thread has run it's course and will remain as a potential opportunity of verification for someone somewhere sometime.

Peace
Child of the Tao

 

[childofthetao]

Come on, you can do better then that!

Have you played peggle nights? The Swedish(socialist?) unicorn wears a mask. Why would he wear a mask unless, like the government, he wants to conceal his intentions from us!!1! Hitting the pegs with the balls to wrack up points programs your subconscious to seek worthless rewards (like paper money). The NWO is training you through stimulus response to be a loyal reward seeking drone!


Peace
Child of the Tea

I just want to add, the part about the mask is completely off, the part after that is spot on :thumbs:

Peace
Child of the Tao

 

[Danimal]

Childofthetao you sound a lot like my friends at the moment, getting caught up in the hype of looking at company logos and screaming at me shit like

"OH MY GOD AOL USES A TRIANGLE WITH A CIRCLE IN IT, THEY ARE RUN BY A SUCCESSION OF BLOODLINES THAT DUG UP BLACK MAGIC BOOKS BENEATH SOME CHURCH ALL THESE YEARS AGO AND NOW THEY'RE USING IT TAKE OVER THE WORLD BY REDUCING IT'S POPULATION TO 500,000. DEVIL WORSHIPPERS RUN THE FEDERAL BANK, MAN."

"Okay."

Other than that, I haven't read a single other post, nor have I put any amount of thought in this thread other than a way of saying "Hey! My friends are getting ready for the end of the world, too!"

Peace
Child of the Bud

 

[blackout]

guys. I think this is all for a laugh; he's having us on.

peace.
child of blackout.

 

[Apocalypse89]

I just want to add, the part about the mask is completely off, the part after that is spot on :thumbs:

Peace
Child of the Tao

You know your theories are good when people make a parody of them, and you respond "actually, that is correct".

And I find it strange how easily he dismissed Portal earlier in this thread. It's a game where you're being manipulated by an invisible, benevolent-sounding AI who actually wants to kill you. That's a treasure trove of conspiracy symbolism right there.

Peace
The 89th Apocalypse

 

[arch5]

You know your theories are good when people make a parody of them, and you respond "actually, that is correct".

And I find it strange how easily he dismissed Portal earlier in this thread. It's a game where you're being manipulated by an invisible, benevolent-sounding AI who actually wants to kill you. That's a treasure trove of conspiracy symbolism right there.

Peace
The 89th Apocalypse

Childofthetao is sponsored by the "Valve Sucks" group.

 

[childofthetao]

You know your theories are good when people make a parody of them, and you respond "actually, that is correct".

And I find it strange how easily he dismissed Portal earlier in this thread. It's a game where you're being manipulated by an invisible, benevolent-sounding AI who actually wants to kill you. That's a treasure trove of conspiracy symbolism right there.

Peace
The 89th Apocalypse

Yes that's all true but your subconscious isn't actually being manipulated by that, there is a very subtle difference.

Childofthetao is sponsored by the "Valve Sucks" group.

Actually I don't think valve sucks. I loved HL and HL2 when they first came out, and I do enjoy L4D, they are very fun games. But "fun games" that are used to condition our reactions and opinions.

Peace
Child of the Tao

 

[Grodan Freechman]

I fully support the NWO, but I don't think that sting and the rest of the wolfpack should have branched of the original.

 

[childofthetao]

I fully support the NWO.

May I ask why?

Peace
Child of the Tao

 

[Is This Tea]

 

[Botolf]

As a representative of the NWO, I have to ask you tao, what do you have against us? It's plainly clear that we're everywhere, but is that a bad thing? What you fail to grasp is that we're all people, we're not merely shadowy billionaires who have secret clubs and meetings. It's not about the rich and powerful ruling the rest, it's about everybody ruling themselves. There is no sinister mind/attitude programming in the media being perpetrated by anyone (beyond the typical "spit and polish" done by businesspeople). If we really had all the technology and the power the nuts accused us of having (alien technology, infinitely deep pockets, etc), what would the point of subtly appealing to people's subconscious be? If we really wanted to brainwash people we wouldn't stop at half-measures like simple entertainment. Why not instead put some of that magical alien tech to use, turn on the mind rays or pollute the water supply of all the major nations? It's nonsense.

Kindly stop spreading FUD about the Order, please.

 

[childofthetao]

OH MY GOD! How could I have been so stupid? Thank you so much for explaining it to me, all this time I thought our government was evil.

I now see that all this manipulation is just an honest mistake, nothing more than coincidence. I mean I still know it's there because I can see it, but at least it wasn't done on purpose.

Phew! I can relax now, I know my government loves me and cares for me and wants me to be free and happy and the only reason my freedoms are being taken away and I have to carry my ID with me like the Taliban made those under it's rule do is for safety and security!

I thought that because we were perceived as a resource it meant they were inhuman and evil, I tremble at how dumb I was for thinking that.

All this time I thought that because the politicians and presidents and royal families were all related to each other by blood that there was some sinister plot to covertly perpetrate a seemingly free system in which the illusion of choice and change is allowed to us. How stupid can I be for thinking that the only reason a president is chosen is because of his blood ties to the rest? Any man from the street can be president except that never happens, I can't imagine why.

How could I EVER have thought anything bad about daddy bush for funding Hitler, it could have been an honest mistake like everything else. I see that now thank you.

Why did I ever think there was anything wrong them putting fluoride into our water? It's good for our teeth!! Hitler was concerned about the dental hygiene of the Jews THAT'S why he pumped them full of it, it makes so much sense now... oh wait, then how come if you swallow fluoridated toothpaste does it say on the tube to immediately phone poison control?? no no no I'm thinking again that could lead to unpopular conclusion, *deep breath* my government loves me, my government loves me, my government loves me.

How idiotic can I be for seeing how the media hyped up micro chipping our pets so we would never lose them and always know where they are.
Only a dumb fool like me would think there is anything malevolent about how our children are being slowly portrayed to us as in danger and wearing a watch/bracelet with a chip that can be tracked so that we will never lose them, playing to every parents worst nightmare.
What a fool I must be for seeing how slowly adults are being convinced that it is a good idea to have an RFID chip inserted into them, first for homeless people to prevent crime and increase our safety, then into prisoners for our safety, and then when it's accepted as normal, everyone gets one.

I don't think I could have survived much longer in my deluded state, it feels so good and safe and secure here now I don't have to worry about anything and I don't have to get up off my ass to do anything about it.

I can never thank you all enough, I feel so much more at peace now I've seen the error of my ways.

You cured me of my psychosis, I feel like crying I'm so free and happy. My brother just told me the other day how he has to wear his ID at all times or he will be immediately kicked out of college, that just like.. no uhmm it reminds me of... NO NO NO!!!! must stop the thoughts!

*Rocking back and forth* I'm so free and happy under my loving government. I'm so free and happy under my loving government. I'm so free and happy under my loving government. I'm so free and happy under my loving government. I'm so free and happy under my loving government. I'm so free and happy under my loving government. I'm so free and happy under my loving government. I'm so free and happy under my loving government. I'm so free and happy under my loving government. I'm so free and happy under my loving government.

There we go, that should keep me sane for a while.

Peace
Child of the Tao

 

[Pi Mu Rho]

http://www.davidicke.com/forum/showthread.php?t=87896

Thanks.

 

[schlitzer]

Well, this is all fun and games, however, this

Hitler was concerned about the dental hygiene of the Jews THAT'S why he pumped them full of it, it makes so much sense now... oh wait, then how come if you swallow fluoridated toothpaste does it say on the tube to immediately phone poison control??

is a very problematic statement. Hitler very likely did not pump anyone full of flourid, or personally killed many people at all (except maybe as a soldier in WWI, I dunno). I know that the name Hitler is commonly used as some kind of pars pro toto meaning Nazis, however, Nazis weren't just a small group of people oppressing everyone and killing jews and gypsies: most people in Germany of that time believed in that ideology (a lot of people still do, and I'm not talking about neo-nazis here).
So stop instrumentalizing the systematic killing of millions in order to get your point about the NWO or whatever across.

...by the way, it doesn't say that on my flouridated toothpaste. ;D


Also, of course you are viewed as a resource, but that's not some kind of big brain washing conspiracy, that's just capitalism.
And yes, that government does keep the rich and otherwise privileged rich and privileged, but again, that's not some kind of big brain washing conspiracy, that's just the way society is structured.

 

[Botolf]

Phew! I can relax now, I know my government loves me and cares for me and wants me to be free and happy and the only reason my freedoms are being taken away and I have to carry my ID with me like the Taliban made those under it's rule do is for safety and security!

You confuse the actions of the old and the new Orders. It's the Old Guard that tramples your freedoms and spreads fear. They themselves are the victims of fear, they fear this New World Order, because it threatens to erode their corrupt and illicit power. It's why the NWO doesn't exist in the sense people like to think it does, the gray haired aristocrats like the way things are and throw all their dollars to stall progress. At the other end is the NWO, the brotherhood that exists on most parts of the globe but still cannot ouster the Old Guard. Yet.

CAN I COUNT ON YOU TO USHER IN A NEW ERA OF PROGRESS WHEN THE TIME COMES?

 

[Slug Advisor]

I would like to assure my fellow forumites that there is no conspiracy, and as there is no conspiracy, no one is involved in it. We are all loyal to whatever government controls out countries, and there have not been, aren't, and will not be any attempts to overthrow them by this non-existant conspiracy.

Peace
Advisor of Slugs

 

[McGooTheWise]

http://www.davidicke.com/forum/showthread.php?t=87896

Thanks.

I find it ironic that one of the users' names is "ninny." lmao

Peace
han of the valenz

 

[childofthetao]

You know your theories are good when people make a parody of them, and you respond "actually, that is correct".

That's because it is VERY simple to spot, effortless even, they just don't expect you believe anything is being done to you.

As a representative of the NWO, I have to ask you tao, what do you have against us? It's plainly clear that we're everywhere, but is that a bad thing? What you fail to grasp is that we're all people, we're not merely shadowy billionaires who have secret clubs and meetings. It's not about the rich and powerful ruling the rest, it's about everybody ruling themselves. There is no sinister mind/attitude programming in the media being perpetrated by anyone (beyond the typical "spit and polish" done by businesspeople). If we really had all the technology and the power the nuts accused us of having (alien technology, infinitely deep pockets, etc), what would the point of subtly appealing to people's subconscious be? If we really wanted to brainwash people we wouldn't stop at half-measures like simple entertainment. Why not instead put some of that magical alien tech to use, turn on the mind rays or pollute the water supply of all the major nations? It's nonsense.

Kindly stop spreading FUD about the Order, please.

Really? Really really? So you are OK having people in charge of the country who have sworn their allegiance to a very secret group when their allegiance should be to the people they are governing?

If they simply went all out and tried to instigate a fascist state openly and obviously they WOULD FAIL. Their armies and police officers consist of people that would refuse to allow them to do so. They are massively outnumbered and if people realise what they are doing it's all over for them, they would go the way of Hitler. That's why they have to be sneaky and manipulative.

And in case you didn't know there is fluoride in the water (because they want us to have good teeth....... lol)

is a very problematic statement. Hitler very likely did not pump anyone full of flourid, or personally killed many people at all (except maybe as a soldier in WWI, I dunno). I know that the name Hitler is commonly used as some kind of pars pro toto meaning Nazis, however, Nazis weren't just a small group of people oppressing everyone and killing jews and gypsies: most people in Germany of that time believed in that ideology (a lot of people still do, and I'm not talking about neo-nazis here).
So stop instrumentalizing the systematic killing of millions in order to get your point about the NWO or whatever across.

...by the way, it doesn't say that on my flouridated toothpaste. ;D


Also, of course you are viewed as a resource, but that's not some kind of big brain washing conspiracy, that's just capitalism.
And yes, that government does keep the rich and otherwise privileged rich and privileged, but again, that's not some kind of big brain washing conspiracy, that's just the way society is structured.

So what you are saying is that we can't look at what Hitler did and then notice that what he did is being subtly done to us because....... what? people died? it wasn't a pleasant phase of history? because we are so sensitive and can't say anything about that horror? I fail to see your argument here.

Do you live in America? I think that's where you get the poison control warning.

Look here: http://www.nlm.nih.gov/medlineplus/ency/article/002745.htm

Look at the list of symptoms, one of which is weakness. Now I know that site is about an overdose, but that only means obviously noticeable symptoms. They want us passified, that why it is also in the water. And why they don't overdose us with it.

Look at this site about the Estimated Minimum LETHAL Dose of Fluoride: http://www.fluoridealert.org/health/accidents/lethal.html

more quotes: All fluoride toothpastes sold in the United States, including flavored toothpastes specifically marketed to children, contain the minimum lethal dose of fluoride.

“The concentrations and quantities of fluoride in selected dental products are discussed in relation to the PTD. It is concluded that, as these products are currently packaged, most of them contain quantities of fluoride sufficient to exceed the PTD for young children."

"WARNING: Keep out of reach of children under 6 years of age. If you accidentally swallow more than used for brushing, seek professional help or contact a poison control center immediately."
SOURCE: FDA Mandated Warning on Fluoride Toothpaste Labels Sold in U.S.

"One death from ingestion of fluoride toothpaste was reported to the American Association of Poison Control Centers in 2002."
SOURCE: Nochimson G. (2004). Toxicity, Fluoride. eMedicine.com.

Toothpaste: How Safe? : http://www2.fluoridealert.org/Alert/United-States/National/Toothpaste-How-Safe

Toothpaste a Hazard? Just Ask the F.D.A. : http://www.nytimes.com/1998/03/24/us/toothpaste-a-hazard-just-ask-the-fda.html

Whatever you put in your mouth gets absorbed into your body, so everyone who brushes with flouride tootpaste IS ingesting it.

It's why the NWO doesn't exist in the sense people like to think it does

I know, it doesn't exist yet, it is being ushered in though, slowly but surely, as fast as they can without it being obvious.

I would like to assure my fellow forumites that there is no conspiracy, and as there is no conspiracy, no one is involved in it. We are all loyal to whatever government controls out countries, and there have not been, aren't, and will not be any attempts to overthrow them by this non-existant conspiracy.

They will not be overthrown by them, they ARE the NWO, or at least they will be if we don't wake up and prevent it.

Peace
Child of the Tao

 

[PriNcE oF SpAcE]

did someone misplace the "do not feed the trolls"-sign...

 

[Acepilotf14]

He's spending quite a bit of time on this with little to no feedback. I doubt anyone is actually reading all of that crap, maybe a selection here and there, but really he's wasting his time.

Maybe a couple of us said 'lolno', but really, I could go do this on any other forum and get the same results.

I'm only writing this as I have nothing else to do during class.

And, Tao, you are furniture.

 

[childofthetao]

He's spending quite a bit of time on this with little to no feedback. I doubt anyone is actually reading all of that crap, maybe a selection here and there, but really he's wasting his time.

That selection here and there is who this is for (actually probably even less than that, those who actually know/suspect that it isn't crap).

And, Tao, you are furniture.

I must say, that is the most intriguing insult (?) I have ever heard.

Peace
Child of the Tao

 

[lame-o]

Dear ChildOfTheTao,

I cannot help but notice your patronizingly pseudo-intellectual tone in these very grave and serious discussions. I can imagine your every keystroke showering your very open mind in self-satisfying ecstasy as you make your factual observations known to these sorrowfully unenlightened souls. You are here on a mission. You are on a quest to start a revolution against the tyranny that is the entire world.

It took you many years of reflection and research to get to where you are now, ChildOfTheTao. It began when you realized you were being excluded from social events in middle school - OR EVEN HIGHSCHOOL! No-one wanted to play tether-ball with you during lunchtime. People snickered whenever they saw you in the halls. You were sad, for you believed that you were somehow worse than they were. So you began your journey on the interwebs, where you were free to soak in the darkness of humanity in total seclusion. The walls of your room acting as barriers to the outside world you wallowed into the realm of videogaming to find an even more engaging escape from reality. You consumed the evil fruit of entertainment until you became numb to its power. That is when you, and the seat you were sitting in for most of your secluded days melded together. You formed an un-biased and impartial perspective much like the chairs, recliners, and sofas which face television screens and computer monitors in millions of unsuspecting homes around the world. That is when you realized the poison being transmitted through every window from cyber-reality and you saw beyond the surface of glittering lights, story-telling, emotion, fiscal profit, and special effects. Much like a piece of furniture which witnesses these atrocities. Yet, unlike you, it cannot call for help.

It all suddenly became clear to you.

It was not you that had the disease, it was everyone else. They simply did not know the poisons they were drinking, and they did not notice the strategically placed pacifiers put into their own mouths. Since that realization you have searched for philosophies which could allow you to cope and to persevere, thus finding Taoism. You have endlessly crusaded against the conspiracy behind all entertainment and have unearthed secrets which even you did not think possible. The Illuminati. The Skull and Bones secret organization. The meetings at Bohemian Grove. The NWO.

... and now, you are here, explaining to us why killing aliens in videogames is actually a dangerous tool used to brainwash the masses into kneeling before an evil, all-powerful, devil-worshipping, group of overlords.

P.S. Overlords who even kidnapped poor old Gabe Newell while he was driving home after watching Godzilla, which was out in theaters around that time in 1998, in order to force him to incorporate top secret brainwashing tools into his first ever videogame, Half-life. Which he made with a bunch of his friends. Which he had no idea would be so popular.

 

[function9]

Did The Greys happen to give you this insightful information?

Peace
Function of the 9

 

[kineaesth]

In conclusion;

The Calabi-Yau manifold (see figure 1.) perfectly illustrates the sinuous tentacles of power that the G-Man has penetrated Valve software with. The interlacing complexity is a visual metaphor for the extensive covering up Gabe Newell has engaged in to protect his company and ensure he makes money. Somehow, you have managed to uncover these dark secrets, and thrust them into the light of truth. Is it any coincidence that the name of Valve's flagship series has to do with science, the same field from which the Calabi-Yau manifold comes?
It chills me to the core every time I realise how many devious hints Valve has left us.

Does this not terrify you?

So I thank you, ChildoftheTao - I thank you for illuminating the vast conspiracy that is Valve software. I will now lock and archive this thread to preserve it for future generations, in the hope that one day we will be able to take down the sinister behemoth that is Valve software.

[Figure 1., Calabi-Yau Manifold rotation]​