Gah!!!!! Stupid @#$@#$ birds!

[Korgoth]

Ok get this, going to the bar last night with all my friends. We all dress up and get all good smellin' and what not. We then all meet up at one friends house so we can car pool. We all decide which bar we are going to hit...
Leave his house and i'm walking down his driveway about to get in the car where my pint of whizkeh is waiting (its cheaper to get drunk on the ride to the bar, than to actually get drunk at the bar)
So i'm walking, walking, and bam! A #$@# bird shat on my head!!!! :bonce:

(and what the hell does bonce mean?)

 

[A2597]

I've had that happen...I was laughing so hard! (Especially since it was like, 6 more hours until I could take a shower. Heh..paper towels and water had to do).

 

[Korgoth]

yeah i didn't have much time, quickly stuck my head under the sink and sprayed axe all over me... i had to use handsoap

 

[Kangy]

Snip.

Thanks for trolling!

:thumbs:

Yeah, a bird shat on me before I went into an exam once...

 

[bud7miker]

Moppe i thought you left? :dozey:

 

[moppe]

Well, I decided that the forums was an ass to me, so I'll return the favor.

 

[moppe]

Thanks for trolling!

:thumbs:

Yeah, a bird shat on me before I went into an exam once...

Well, I'm serius.
Drinking will only get you into trouble. Alot of the "improvments" that occurs during drunktime is a placebo.
You get sick of it.
It's expensive.
You'll do stupid shit that you'll regret for a long time, even though it already happenend so I don't know why you're regretting anything.

If you need alcohol for doing something, you're an ass.

 

[The Mullinator]

Well, I decided that the forums was an ass to me, so I'll return the favor.

Nice way to prove your maturity moppe. Two wrongs don't make a right you know.

 

[moppe]

Nice way to prove your maturity moppe. Two wrongs don't make a right you know.

I know, but I don't actully give a shit of what this forum thinks of me. I'm not like this in person, belive me, but here I can act like an ass if somebody else does it to me since it don't make as many consequenses as with real friends.

 

[Korgoth]

well... did you have to screw up my thread, you could have gone in to any old thread but you picked this one, just had to pick this one eh?

Oh, and your a stupid ass for breathing, I hope your cat dies!

 

[moppe]

well... did you have to screw up my thread, you could have gone in to any old thread but you picked this one, just had to pick this one eh?

Oh, and your a stupid ass for breathing, I hope your cat dies!

Okey, I'm sorry for messing up your beutyful thread about birds pooping on your head.

 

[Korgoth]

damn right, you should be. This was an intelligent conversation about bird shat until you came around

 

[Synthaxx R-or]

Hey look it's moppe!

I thought you weren't coming back?

I'm leaving.
Some people on this forum are just the standard stupid American that have the lead in Dumb and Dumberer.

It was fun.

Yup, you weren't.

 

[HatRabit]

I had that happen once, kind of sucks, especially when your wearing a suit

 

[Murray_H]

A bird did a shit on my hand once. I was playing in a field and it landed in the palm of my hand.