Game Addict swallows saw blades to commit suicide D:

But on the other hand he can't be 'cut up' in the emotional sense because he's dead.
 
imagine if they passed through his system and managed to double the size of his a-hole on the way out. couldnt ask for a better ending.
 
Fffffffffffffffffffffuu-
 
Need a bit of Crackbone...


CUT EM UP!!

EDIT Wtf. I didnt do that D:

****ING DOUBLE ****ING POST PEICE OF SHIT, I DIDNT EVEN CLICK SUBMIT D:
 
I am consistently amazed by the amount of weird shit and depressing stories that come from East Asia.

It must be a culture thing that drives this type of shit.
 
probably that was hard to digest for the family
 
I always thought the worst way to die was to be set on fire but this is so much worse D:
And he didn't even succeed D:
 
That's just depressing no matter which way you slice it.
 
I'll bet that guy got thoroughly laserrated.

:cool:
 
The insenstivity of this board astounds me. I find this thread very hard to swallow.
 
the guys Asian 1 am not shocked one bit, when i looked at the title of the topic i said to myself i bet its a asain gamer
 
"Out, Out -"
His sister stood beside them in her apron
To tell them "Supper." At the word, the saw,
As if to prove saws knew what supper meant,
Leaped out at the boy's mouth, or seemed to leap
He must have given the mouth. However it was,
Neither refused the meeting. But the mouth!
-Lobert Flost
 
you would think that as a gamer he could have thought of a more efficient way to kill himself....rocket jump anyone!?
 
This guy's ideas are really a cut above everybody else s, in terms of suicide.
I'm sure his friends told him to cut all of his gaming out once in a while.
His computer and other gaming peripheral must have been the bleeding edge of technology.
These puns are killing me. They're cutting me up inside my throat they're so bad.
 
Looking back, there was some pretty sharp wit in this thread.

Edit: Crawling in his skin, those wounds will never heal.

Editedit: Alex what the **** go wash your hands with bleach right now why would you even attempt to type that f*ck

oh god my eyes are bleeding
 
MK_Fatality.gif

This guy is Mother****ing Kung Lao. 'Razor hat' with cheese Combos.

Finish Them! Finish your breakfast!

kung_lao%5B6%5D.gif
 
lefty said:
A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush

and a hand in the bush is worth two birds, hand or otherwise
Click to expand...

If you by bird mean my cock, and by hand mean Scarlet Johansen.
The bush can be Megan Fox. That slut. Always two dicks in her.
 
I wonder if it was Starcraft the game he was talking about
 
This has had me laughing so much its side splitting?
 
GordonFreeman911 said:
This guy's ideas are really a cut above everybody else s, in terms of suicide.
I'm sure his friends told him to cut all of his gaming out once in a while.
His computer and other gaming peripheral must have been the bleeding edge of technology.
These puns are killing me. They're cutting me up inside my throat they're so bad.
Click to expand...

It took you more than five months to come up with this?
 
God damn it I hate when shit like this happens. I come in, reply, and then someone points out the thread is old as the ****ing cryptkeeper.
 
why on earth would you commit suicide by eating saw blades? Thats incredibly ****ing painful. Why not just jump from a building? or swallow pills?
 
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