Gang-Life Media Release

[Sui]

The rain pours down, it engulfs everything around you, spreading your sorrow like a stomach-wrenching smell wafting from a sewer grate. The gun, still warm, slips from your hand unconsciously and smacks on the ground with a clunk that echoes almost as loud as a gunshot. But it could never be quite as loud as a gunshot. Not since the last one. Not since you killed another man. [br] [br] The complex world of Gang Life is looming at a street corner near you; and here’s what it looks like. [br]

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[br]For more information, visit the Gang Life website here.

 

[Beerdude26]

Omg nice models and skins! :O
LOVE the skateboard.

 

[armanguy]

these guys have some really good talent on the team good job!

 

[Sulkdodds]

HE'S ON A WRITING RAMPAGE!

The rain pours down, it engulfs everything around you

NOOO! You can't do that! Those two are seperate clauses with seperate subjects - you can't seperated them with a mere comma. You need a ; or an - .

The gun, still warm, slips from your hand unconsciously and smacks on the ground with a clunk that echoes almost as loud as a gunshot. But it could never be quite as loud as a gunshot.

I don't think the repetition of the word 'gunshot' here really works...whether it was intentional or not.



Completely off-topic, I will refuse to get excited about this mod until it shows itself to be anything more interesting or look-foward-to-worth than the slew of other crappy mods that might indeed never get made.

 

[Sui]

Sulkdodds; IT'S ONLY A NEWS POST! I REFUSE TO CORRECT MY GRAMMAR FOR YOO!!!!!

*ahem* yesh.

 

[Insano]

1, 2, 3, fight!

 

[armanguy]

its gonna be a catfight!

 

[Sui]

its gonna be a catfight!

Hardly. When content writers fight, they command the very elements themselves; resulting in a conflict so great it shakes the very foundation of literature.

 

[Sulkdodds]

FIRE DRAGON, I CHOOSE YOU

/tumbleweed

Tumbleweed blows across the forum like a long lost paper bag from a hedonistic comformo-individualistic overly materialistic plastic republic consumerist society bent in upon itself with bristling arrays of nukes and knives until it is destroyed in an apocalyptic epileptic fireflash and gives way to a dystopian futureworld where apes lord over the dumb dull humans in a thinly-disguised racism allegory.

 

[Sui]

FIRE DRAGON, I CHOOSE YOU

/tumbleweed

Tumbleweed blows across the forum like a lost paper bag from a hedonistic comformo-individualistic overly materialistic plastic republic consumerist society.

OH NO! YOUR REPLY WAS SO GREAT, LITERATURE IS EATING ITSELF IN A HOPELESS IMPLOSION OF BADD GRAMARR

 

[Sulkdodds]

y ido beleve ir winnar. twere so bad it defid traditinalst litratchure estblashinment

 

[Sui]

y ido beleve ir winnar.

yuo lose bcaus gramar is ****d an its yuor fault

 

[Sulkdodds]

I Am Defying Conventional Literary Establishment By Typing Entirely In Caps To Get Across The Sheer Passion And Shock Of My Sentiment And Statement. However This Was Already Done In A Rape Scene In Some Other Book Which I Forget The Name Of So Instead I Am Defying Those Who Defy The Literary Establishment By Doing Something New Just For The Sake Of It Even Though Arguably It Made Sense There.

EDIT: Damn caps filter.

 

[Sui]

HAHAAHA!!! you were beaten by the CAPS LOCK ROBOT, who goes around the forum BEATING UP PEOPLE WHO TYPE IN CAPS LOCK WITH A BIG STICK!!! Oh noes, he comes for me! NOOOO!!! ARGH! You'll Never Take My Caps!!! Oh No! Noo! NooOoOo...

 

[armanguy]

i r hate grammmmaer

 

[Sulkdodds]

HAHAAHA!!! you were beaten by the CAPS LOCK ROBOT

WE'LL SEE ABOUT THAT.

 

[Sui]

WE'LL SEE ABOUT THAT.

This is it, the ultimate battle is approaching!

I can feel my transformation...

RaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAARGH!!!!

Finally! I am complete! Have at ye, Sulkdodds... YOU WILL NEVER DEFEAT ME NOW!!

 

[Sulkdodds]

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There was a low rumbling from somewhere along the track. Light shone forth; headlamp beams knifing through the dark to fall on the owl's snow-white plumage; eyes flashing in the glare it turned to face the oncoming vehicle and hissed like some dread little piece of shit demon from the pits of hell itself:



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EDIT: We really should stop this.

 

[CookieCuttah]

Hahahah, that owl owns.

 

[Sui]

NO!! I CAN FEEL MY POWER FADING! I WAS SO CLOSE…yet so far!!!I‘ll get you for this Sulkdodds! I‘llget you yet!!!just you waaaaaaaaaaaiiitttt…..…..…………

 

[Sulkdodds]

In the end, it came to nothing. They were lined up against the wall, blindfolded, given a last pint of tequila each and executed by firing squad. Their blood spattered against the sun-beaten stucco; Chris_D was there watching. He shed no tears. They deserved it.

ie. we should stop the **** up before Chris kills us. So, as I was saying, I think this mod will suck until I see evidence to the contrary.

 

[Sui]

So, as I was saying, I think this mod will suck until I see evidence to the contrary.

You can't revive the thread now... so don't even try. It's dead... by our hands it veered so far off topic, it crashed through the mountain barriers and fell to it's doom.

Also, when Chris DOES read this...

/me points at Sulk

 

[sp0tz]

tony hawk goes source with guns...

nice...

 

[OvA]

The original name for the mod was "StreetLife" but realising that domain was a gay porn site.. we decided we needed a name change, so closest thing was GangLife..

I think that statement says alot about the future of this mod

 

[Wang Tang]

Wow, got a good laugh off of you guys, thanks

 

[Chris D]

If I hadn't laughed so much through this thread, you two would be so fired

Please, do proceed.

 

[DoctorWeeTodd]

It'll be cool if the mohawk moves when it's shot or touched.

 

[G0lden Eagl3]

Topic has changed, a lot!

The mod looks pretty good, but since it started I haven't really been fond of it. But I might give it a try once its done.