Gay Phys. Ed Uniform

[Dog--]

I just registered for my first year in high school, and I have to wear a Gym uniform, it wouldn't bug me if the thing was so god damn small, and gay looking, I asked them if they had any bigger sizes and they said it supposed to fit that way.... omg... it looks so stupid, The shirt would be alright if it was bigger, and the shorts would be alright if they were longer (Long shorts are better then normal shorts IMO) First year of high school, and they managed to screw up my gym class with this, Unbalievable...

 

[mortiz]

You know why they give you a gym uniform that's two sizes too small don't you? It's for the benefit of all the old gay gym teachers. When they start asking you to wait behind after class is when you have to start worrying.

In the first class they'll want to see if you can bend over and touch your toes

 

[Que-Ever]

You think you got it bad? I actually HAD a pedophilic gym teacher. He mainly messed with the girls, though.

Mainly.

 

[Absinthe]

Silver lining: Girls in smaller clothing.

More bad news: Hard-ons will be more visible.

 

[evil^milk]

at least you're not the only one that'll have to wear the uniform

 

[Que-Ever]

Silver lining: Girls in smaller clothing.

More bad news: Hard-ons will be more visible.

QFT

to thread author; be cure to check if your school sells sweat clothes. In my district they let you wear them in class, but I have no idea where you are, so... fingers crossed, eh?

 

[KoreBolteR]

Silver lining: Girls in smaller clothing.

More bad news: Hard-ons will be more visible.

unless the girls in smaller clothing were looking :naughty:

 

[mortiz]

Double post.

 

[mortiz]

QFT

to thread author; be cure to check if your school sells sweat clothes. In my district they let you wear them in class, but I have no idea where you are, so... fingers crossed, eh?

How do you know? It could only be the boys who get the tight clothing. Also lots of boys going into the showers after gym with hard-ons. AHHHH!

 

[Que-Ever]

don't quote at me like that, talk to absinthe :O

 

[Absinthe]

How do you know? It could only be the boys who get the tight clothing. Also lots of boys going into the showers after gym with hard-ons. AHHHH!

If there's in an inequality in the wardrobes and the males are forced to wear under-sized clothing, then I can only deduct that the females are down to their underwear.

Such is the natural way of things.

 

[DiSTuRbEd]

Ahah that sucks you had that, I never had that in my highschool, just in middle school. I do remember this nice body girl with these REALLY TIGHT shorts, dude you could so see a camel toe 75% of the time, LOL.

 

[Dog--]

I doubt I'd get a hard-on when I'm running around, just some sweaty balls

 

[Que-Ever]

I doubt I'd get a hard-on when I'm running around, just some sweaty balls

That reminds me of a question a girl asked me once... "Do guys get boners when they run?" To which I answered, "It depends who I'm running behind."

This particular girl prefers to run behind me now :naughty:

 

[Qonfused]

That reminds me of a question a girl asked me once... "Do guys get boners when they run?" To which I answered, "It depends who I'm running behind."

This particular girl prefers to run behind me now :naughty:

Hahaha, awesome!

 

[NeonSpyder]

wait... she runs behind you? so.. you lose?

 

[Que-Ever]

wait... she runs behind you? so.. you lose?

Indeed, I lose. But, in that brief pause between talking and beginning to run... I was the victor.

 

[xcellerate]

dude man, i high jumped for track, i felt like i was wearing a mini skirt, plus the fabric is so thin and light when you run...things show..

 

[MrWhite]

Welcome to the club, everyone's gym teacher is pedophilic. Mine was, and had elephantitis in his penis so it was massive and you couldn't help when he came up and set it on your desk in health...

Dear god, I need to kill myself, I thought I purged that out forever.

 

[Danimal]

Go to McDonald's and get some 'wah burgers and cries.

We all have to go through it. At my primary (Elementary for the Americans playing at home) school the school uniforms were the same as wearing Glad-Wrap once it gets wet :|

 

[Dr. Freeman]

Silver lining: Girls in smaller clothing.

More bad news: Hard-ons will be more visible.

can u imagine what the teacher would say seeing that?
too funny :E

 

[bam23]

Well, if your school is anything like mine, you can buy your own clothes for PhysEd, I did. The girls like to roll up the shorts in my school so it looks tighter.. and I have no complaints :E

 

[CyberPitz]

yeeeaahhh...our schools gym clothes had to be..something exercizy. Sweat pants, shorts..something. I was a real nervous kid in highschool gym. Why would I want to undress in a room fulla other undressed guys? Aint happening. So I'd find a secluded corner, and change there. But I really never took anyhthing off, more like took my sweat pants, and put them OVER my original pants. A little warm, but my pee-pee was hidden..whew.

Teacher caught me doin this once or twice *dear god, do they stare or somethign?* and he was ilke "YOU CANT BE DOIN THAT!"

I cared not.

moral of the story is...I didn't have a uniform that was needed for every person

 

[StardogChampion]

Say you're allergic to the fabric. Say it's giving you penis rash. They'll let you wear whatever you want.

 

[Sulkdodds]

Bwe heh heh. We were able to wear pretty much anything we wanted as long as it was practical in our school.

 

[Jintor]

Well, ours is an all boys school... so we have really baggy pants.

 

[Dekstar]

Bwe heh heh. We were able to wear pretty much anything we wanted as long as it was practical in our school.

Wasn't that the time they suspended you after trying to come to class in a thong?

 

[Kyorisu]

Wacky school policies. Tell someone in student goverment (assuming you have one) and fight for the freedom of your crown joules (lol).

Anywhoo most schools down here allow you to where whatever you want when it comes to Phys Ed. Doesn't bother me I dropped it beggining of year 10.

 

[Sulkdodds]

Wasn't that the time they suspended you after trying to come to class in a thong?

No. It was the time they suspended me after trying to come to class in a giant robot suit flying a flag saying 'please shut up Dekstar'.

 

[Mechagodzilla]

My school's uniforms were so ill-fitting that I just went to gym in my own, real clothes.

In order to prevent the "everything is too tight" scenario, I ordered large sizes.
Yet the shorts only went about halfways down my calves, while the t-shirt went down past my knees.

I lost about 5% overall for not wearing the mandatory shit, but it was soo worth it.

 

[Dog--]

The one thing that I WILL NOT do is take a shower there, gym is 2nd last period so I just need to spray myself with alot of spray on deoderant to get rid of the smell, and when school is over, take a shower at home

 

[HunterSeeker]

We dont even get gym uniforms.

And my PhysEdu teacher is female :bounce:

 

[Moto]

I'm in 11th grade now so I don't have to do gym class anymore! It rules. Now I can focus my attention on classes that actually matter.

Our clothes were okay, but we could wear anything that the school sold in the student store (sweaters, sweatpants, shirts, shorts, etc.) I always wore the shorts. They weren't too bad. I would wear them a little lower than normal so that they could go past my knees and then I would wear my t-shirt untucked. Problem solved.

 

[Reginald]

Our kit used to be (and still is I guess) a tight vest and tight shorts. Most of us dropped that years ago and just started wearing long shorts and T-shirts. Most of the teachers don't care. The only ones that do are the ones who would prefer to see us in the gimp suits.

 

[Tr0n]

Ahah that sucks you had that, I never had that in my highschool, just in middle school.

Same....except that I didn't have to wear a PE uniform in middle school.

We choose are own clothers aslong as they went along with the school dress code.