Gee, this isn't pathetic at all!

Ok, so apparently you have to log in to see it.

This guy made a group called "IF 100,000 PEOPLE JOINED MY GIRLFREIND WILL HAVE A THREESOME WITH ME!"


So here's the deal:

If I can make a facebook group with over 100,000 people in it before the end of the semester (Dec 31, 2006), I can have a threesome with my gf and a girl of my choosing.

The back story:

Like any red-blooded college guy, I've come to the conclusion that the idea of a threesome is perhaps one of the greatest things imaginable (right behind midget tossing).

Naturally, I have bugged my girlfriend, Holly, to partake in this dream of mine on multiple occassions... sadly, she has declined every single time.

The other day (September 4th, 2006 to be exact), she and I were talking about Facebook for some reason or another and she mentioned how she's a member of some group called the "Largest group on Facebook" and she mentioned how hard it must've been to get a group that size together.

I promptly slapped her (jk darling)... and told her that anyone, given the proper idea, could make a facebook group of larger than normal size.

And just like that, the bet was formed. So INVITE everyone you know and help me on my quest for sexual salvation.

PLEASE HELP. My manhood thanks you in advance.

Yeeep, and it already has 35,000 or so people in it.
 
Facebook is garbage and all its users should be anally pillaged by angry dwarves.
 
Watch it get to 99,999 people, then- boom! Second coming.

guy- "dammit jesus!"
jesus- "lolz, sorry dude"
 
I joined, and I am not ashamed. If it's true, then it's a very worthy cause.
 
Am I the only one here who would want a threesome, only if neither of the people I was very emotionally bonded to?

Two female friends... yeah, sure.

A girlfriend and a friend? No thanks.
 
I've never quite taken to the idea of a threesome, really, regardless of the participants. I notice this special sort of excitement and arousal in others when it's somehow brought up, but I can't muster it myself. Not that I'm particularly turned off by the whole thing, but I really don't see why I would want to be in a threesome instead of a "regular" 1-on-1 session.
 
Potemkin said:
I've never quite taken to the idea of a threesome, really, regardless of the participants. I notice this special sort of excitement and arousal in others when it's somehow brought up, but I can't muster it myself. Not that I'm particularly turned off by the whole thing, but I really don't see why I would want to be in a threesome instead of a "regular" 1-on-1 session.
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Yeah... i'd kind of prefer to devote my attentions to one partner. Better than having to divide it between two.
 
That might actually apply to me too. I've held that as a theory. :)

As for the chap himself, well, good for him. If that's what he wants then he should go for it. As long as all partners are willing, I say live and let live.
 
Danimal said:
If Facebook is so lame, why do you have an account to view that blog/thing? :|
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Because I don't know where I go to delete my account, and once in a great while I'll check up on it.
 
If I wasn't lazy, I'd sign up to help him out. The dude's got the balls to do it, and at least one of us Internet dorks needs to have a threesome in their lifetime.

-Angry Lawyer
 
Angry Lawyer said:
If I wasn't lazy, I'd sign up to help him out. The dude's got the balls to do it, and at least one of us Internet dorks needs to have a threesome in their lifetime.

-Angry Lawyer
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Facebook doesn't HAVE internet dorks, it has jock assholes who think they're too cool for myspace.
 
The fact that they're using an Internet site for social networking makes them genetically disposed towards dorkiness.

-Angry Lawyer
 
It's a shame myspace is linked with total emoism. I ain't emo. I use myspace because livejournal sucks ass :D. Also I used it for mod promotion, but then decided I just want friends on to read comedic blogs about games and the like.

Most are emo I agree, but there's groups of all dispositions on there. From Jocks to Goths to politcians pretending to be hip to rappers to bands of many musical orientations. To generalise myspace into just one group means you suck. And if you disagree, you're a coward!
 
Raziaar said:
Am I the only one here who would want a threesome, only if neither of the people I was very emotionally bonded to?

Two female friends... yeah, sure.

A girlfriend and a friend? No thanks.
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Reminds me of an article I read in some women's magazine: Two friends (female) decided to seduce a good friend of theirs (nothing more than a friend) into a threesome, but they wouldn't touch each other. Short story shorter, they pampered the guy and did lots of stuff with him. After it was over, they asked him how it was. He said he was pretty confused and didn't understand what to do (He had sex before, he was just confused). A few months later, the guy reveals he suffered a trauma from that night and has been going to the psychiatrist for some time. :|

But there were also "happy" ending threesome stories :p
 
Myspace rocks Yourspace Sucks? Im confused here, my-space or myspace, I dont understand what blogs for anyway, i think dekstar makes the most shens here im with him...
 
Azner said:
Myspace rocks Yourspace Sucks? Im confused here, my-space or myspace, I dont understand what blogs for anyway, i think dekstar makes the most shens here im with him...
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...You confuse and dis-hearten me.

Bah, most of my posts here lately have been ill-meaning, I've been in a bad mood.

I love kitties.

You know, to make up for it.
 
Greatgat said:
...You confuse and dis-hearten me.

Bah, most of my posts here lately have been ill-meaning, I've been in a bad mood.

I love kitties.

You know, to make up for it.
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I saw your myspace once, i dunno how to spell Fiancee (Are you married yet?) showed it to us when she came on the forums... I have your pic!
 
It's spelled "fiancue".

Anyway, no, not yet. Official date is 7/21/07. I never go to myspace anymore though. Any pics you see are horribly outdated.
 
I still dont understand the what the name of the thread has got to do with this...
 
As I remember OAR saying a long time ago: I wouldn't want to have a threesome because I'd have no idea what to do. I mean, you stick it in one, does the other get offended?

Greatgat said:
I love kitties.
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Well done or medium rare?
 
Sulkdodds said:
As I remember OAR saying a long time ago: I wouldn't want to have a threesome because I'd have no idea what to do. I mean, you stick it in one, does the other get offended?
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Oral Sex triangle... gettid?
 
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