George Bush to be anally probed, Cheney to run America

[CptStern]

...no really:

President Bush will undergo a "routine" colonoscopy Saturday and temporarily hand presidential powers over to Vice President Dick Cheney, White House press secretary Tony Snow said.

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/19872260/

funny hasnt Cheney been anally probing Bush for 7 years now?

 

[<RJMC>]

cheney will launch a nuclear warhead destined to iran but will impact in irak,and the surviving soldiers in irak will say "we sorry for be in the way to iran,we are so sorry"

 

[Hazar]

rofl

you always make awesome headlines stern

 

[The Monkey]

Best Title of the Year Award.

 

[co05]

GW's gonna come back and wonder "WTF did Cheney do to mah country?"

And in the meantime, we will go to war with 5 countries!

 

[Social Bacon]

Cheny President?!?!
Oh Shi-

 

[Krynn72]

BRACE FOR IMPACT!

Seriously.

 

[AJ Rimmer]

Where's Colon Powell when you need him?!

 

[Steve]

Oh god there's an Ann Coulter ad on the site banner!

KILL IT WITH FIRE!!!

 

[Jintor]

TITLE OF THE MILLENIUM, people.

 

[Dinkleberry]

Does he take it up the arse? yes, yes he does. Wunderbar!

 

[Stigmata]

Halfway through the title I thought America was going to get temporarily better.

 

[Kamikazie]

*Comes out of nuclear shelter*

Are we safe yet?

 

[Krynn72]

*puts on zombie makeup*

BLEARG RAWR!

*chases Kamikazie*

 

[Kamikazie]

O.O

*runs*

 

[Sloth]

*pulls out shovel*

"Zed Heads!"


I just have this image of Cheney sitting in "the chair" spinning around and yelling "weee! I'm the Pressieeee!"