German Teen Throws Puppy at Hells Angels, Escapes in Stolen Bulldozer

[CptStern]

you just cant make this shit up:

A German student "mooned" a group of Hell's Angels and hurled a puppy at them before escaping on a stolen bulldozer, police have said.
The man drove up to a Hell's Angels clubhouse near Munich, wearing only a pair of shorts and carrying a puppy.
He dropped his shorts and threw the dog, escaping on a bulldozer from a nearby building site.
He was arrested later at home by police. The 26-year-old is said to have stopped taking depression medication.
After making his getaway on the bulldozer, he had driven so slowly that a 5km tailback built up behind him on the motorway.

hahaha ..poor puppy

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/10333211

 

[Eejit]

26-year old teen? Oh you, Stern.

 

[Omnomnick]

See, I told you he hadn't gone far.

 

[CptStern]

I dont know who you are. Hey Eejit!

 

[BabyHeadCrab]

SUP STERN YOU OLD SALTY ****ER. I MADE A THREAD BECAUSE I THOUGHT YOU DIED.

 

[CptStern]

that's simply not possible. The great Benelovant Benefactor has an army of assistants who post on various sites in his name daily. I am Variant#241. I am assistant to the Assistant Manager of the Gaming Thread Division.

Soon Stern will be an abstraction rather than a human being. he/we will live in perpetuity. he/we are the alpha and the omega, the beginning and the end

 

[Naph]

And how does the sockmonkeys fit into this?

 

[CptStern]

And how does the sockmonkeys fit into this?

anywhere they damn please

 

[Raziaar]

And how does the sockmonkeys fit into this?

I think you mean suckmonkeys.

 

[Bad^Hat]

I saw this pop up on my facebook feed and thought to myself, "only a matter of time."

Stay on your meds, kids. Unless those meds suck. Then get better meds.

 

[Maestro]

I seriously was expecting this to be an Onion article, but I guess truth really is stranger than fiction.

 

[DEATHMASTER]

The puppy is now being cared for in an animal shelter.

Maybe the Hell's Angels aren't such bad guys

 

[BabyHeadCrab]

Nowadays they (seem) pretty harmless. At least according to the media.

 

[Maestro]

Biker gangs definitely do not have the kind of influence and control they did in the post-WWII era.

 

[Krynn72]

Shit, are you saying we're back in the pre-WWII era? Shit shit shit, I gotta warn somebody about this guy named Hitler!

 

[Vegeta897]

Shit, are you saying we're back in the pre-WWII era? Shit shit shit, I gotta warn somebody about this guy named Hitler!

And since you're a dog and can't talk, you can use your Flames of War game pieces to illustrate what's going to happen!

 

[Maestro]

Shit, are you saying we're back in the pre-WWII era? Shit shit shit, I gotta warn somebody about this guy named Hitler!

What do you know about history? You're a dog.

 

[Shem]

What do you know about history? You're a dog.

What do you know about him knowing about history? You're a mouse.

 

[Krynn72]

And since you're a dog and can't talk, you can use your Flames of War game pieces to illustrate what's going to happen!

That's how Lassie would do it!

 

[BabyHeadCrab]

I'm Abraham ****ing Lincoln and I demand order!

 

[AzureNinja99]

Wow.

 

[Maestro]

What do you know about him knowing about history? You're a mouse.

Obviously you haven't read Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy. I secretly rule the world with a vast network of unseen and unnoticed spies.