Get your own Personal Tank here!!

[CyberPitz]

http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/ASIN/B00067F1CE//ref=nosim/thestyleforum-20

The comments are win.

 

[Tollbooth Willie]

I like the name.

 

[Acepilotf14]

Meh? I bought one of those 3 months ago, old news.
It was great though, I stormed the mayor's house and stole his waffles.

 

[Pax]

That's no tank!

 

[Mellish]

Reminds me of Fallout 3.

 

[Jintor]

Some of the guys in the comments are retarded though. "I'M A BLACKHAWK PILOT FOR REAL DUDES THIS TANK IS BULLSHIT ALL YOU GUYS MAKING UP STORIES NEED TO GET A LIFE"

 

[Warped]

could you imagine the shipping costs??

 

[Warped]

somehow this sounds more fun

 

[Krynn72]

Some of the guys in the comments are retarded though. "I'M A BLACKHAWK PILOT FOR REAL DUDES THIS TANK IS BULLSHIT ALL YOU GUYS MAKING UP STORIES NEED TO GET A LIFE"

That guy is up to no good. I checked out his profile, and in his wishlist hes got 4 gigs of ram, a granite Mortar & Pestal, two hand exerciser squeeze balls, and a Mary Poppins DVD.


What the **** is he up to?

 

[Mech Man]

somehow this sounds more fun

I followed that same link , and thought the same thing. I mean a tank thingie is cool and all but imagine what you could do with uranium! You could feed it to your cat and make a super cat , or why not feed it to your dog and get a three and a half headed mutt!

 

[nipples]

could you imagine the shipping costs??

What? It tells you the shipping cost, you don't have to imagine anything.

 

[Krynn72]

But dude, image how much it would cost!

 

[Bob_Marley]

What an overpriced piece of crap.

 

[Jintor]

That guy is up to no good. I checked out his profile, and in his wishlist hes got 4 gigs of ram, a granite Mortar & Pestal, two hand exerciser squeeze balls, and a Mary Poppins DVD.


What the **** is he up to?

Rube Goldberg machine.

 

[Warped]

Rube Goldberg machine.

or maybe a Whoopi Goldberg!!

 

[jet_porkins]

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Heh, the Internet at work.

 

[NeptuneUK]

I'll admit it. Shopping for a personal tank can be a bit daunting. Many times in the past I've purchased overpriced, so-called "battle tanks", then driven them into battle only to be wrecked in ten minutes by the first blow off of some insurgents home-made morter.

But not this baby, no way.

This tank R-O-C-K-S! Literally- the 400-watt sound-system keeps me rockin like a crazy man as I'm dishing out justice commando style. Wow. I just can't say enough. And the kids love it, too- imagine the look of terror in the eyes of the enemy as I'm dropping off my kid's team to their soccer game. Shock and awe, my friends, SHOCK AND AWE!

I had NAO install the optional GPS-guided white phosphorus missile system, and talk about *SWEET*! Burn baby burn!!!

Oh, it also has plenty of room for groceries, and if you need to like move a loveseat or something it'll fit if you use a little bungee cord.

The only real negative with this tank is that it shows up on radar a little more than I like (although there is a polyresin graphite stealth model available). Also, the included spare isn't full size.

Overall, a great tank.

Epic lulz!