Giant Spiders.

[MJ12]

http://news.nationalgeographic.com/news/2009/05/090505-spiders-bigger-global-warming.html

As if global warming isn't giving us enough to worry about, now scientists say it could lead to bigger—and possibly more—spiders of at least one species.

 

[Robert-]

Shit.

 

[Danimal]

Beat me to it, Rob.

 

[DEATHMASTER]

YAAAAAAY!
I mean AAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

 

[Dax]

Spiders are no match for my vacuum cleaner.

 

[mechanicallizard]

this is why i invested in a shotgun last month.

 

[DEATHMASTER]

Should've gone for flamethrower.

 

[mechanicallizard]

im saving up for a tank now.


spiders cant get you if youre in a tank.

IN YOUR FACE SPIDERS I WIN

 

[DEATHMASTER]

Unfortunately they seem to get everywhere.

 

[mechanicallizard]

not if the tanks ON FIRE!

 

[Danimal]

THIS IDEA IS ABOUT AS OLD AS YOUR AVATAR, LIZARD.

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOS.

 

[mechanicallizard]

SEAGAL WILL BEAT THE LIVING SHIT OUT OF YOUR COMMUNIST ARSE IF
YOU SHOUT AT HIM AGAIN

 

[Danimal]

I WAS SHOUTING AT YOU, LIZARD.

DON'T DIVERT THE BLAME.

 

[mechanicallizard]

I FORGET WHY YOURE SHOUTING AT ME

 

[VirusType2]

Save all your shouting for the midgets

 

[Azner]

Giant spiders versus Giant Shoe

 

[Raziaar]

I hear giant spider and I am instantly reminded of Neverwinter Nights.

 

[mechanicallizard]

^now is when you RUN

 

[BabyHeadCrab]

as I was reading this a fairly large spider started crawling up the curtain in front of my monitor, I freaked out something fierce and killed it and the corpse is somewhere on the floor

it will probably reanimate as I sleep and lay eggs in my ears.

OH GOD D:

 

[Raziaar]

as I was reading this a fairly large spider started crawling up the curtain in front of my monitor, I freaked out something fierce and killed it and the corpse is somewhere on the floor

it will probably reanimate as I sleep and lay eggs in my ears.

OH GOD D:

Yeah well... when you ignore the dead as you are so blatantly doing, you should expect zombification.

 

[AJ Rimmer]

Aaah. And so the war with the insects begins.

 

[Eejit]

They aren't insects. They killlll insects!

 

[alpha incipiens]

I hate how spiders think they have some inherent right to exist. It's like, **** you, you were born a spider and now I am going to introduce you to the bottom of my shoe. There is no conceivable reason to pause and debate this.

The other day I was riding my bicycle and there was a spider on there with me bumming a ride like the dirty spider that he was and I was just like "hey did I invite you on this bicycle because I don't remember doing that why don't you go get a job you lazy ****" and the spider was like "I don't need a job I get government assistance for my millions of children" and I was pretty angry about that

 

[Raziaar]

I hate how spiders think they have some inherent right to exist. It's like, **** you, you were born a spider and now I am going to introduce you to the bottom of my shoe. There is no conceivable reason to pause and debate this.

The other day I was riding my bicycle and there was a spider on there with me bumming a ride like the dirty spider that he was and I was just like "hey did I invite you on this bicycle because I don't remember doing that why don't you go get a job you lazy ****" and the spider was like "I don't need a job I get government assistance for my millions of children" and I was pretty angry about that

 

[AJ Rimmer]

They aren't insects. They killlll insects!

True, spiders are not insects, but in the war they will side with the insects.
Traitor, traitors, spider traitors, they will take us and they'll make us HUMAN SLAVES...

...IN AN INSECT NATION!

 

[VirusType2]

I started talking to spiders the other day. I was taking a shower, and it decided to hang down and get one too. I said, "what are you doing, taking a shower too?". But it did not reply. Not a creepy reclusive one but a frail type with long legs. They're pretty chill.

It's the explorer types that I don't like. Running around on the floor acting aggressive.

 

[Raziaar]

I've never spoken to spiders, but when I was still in bed sleepy and my cat was whining I have demanded that she "Learn to speak English mother****er!"

 

[alpha incipiens]

Spiders are not really worth talking to, except to tell them that you are not their friend and that they should leave.

I like to talk to crows.

 

[Dodo]

talking "spider" (the name of the language) is quite easy.
If the word has an even amount of letters, its a "nim"
If the word has an un-even amount of letters, its an "nimim"
Sexual sentences often consist out of a large amount of "wwww's"
...and spiders are always called by their third name.

-dodo