Girl problems D:

[Que-Ever]

Why is everyone on these forums so useless with girls that they have to start a thread about their problems? The fact there are so many girl problem threads in the first place should persuade you to look elsewhere for advice.

that is a useless tale. There is no 'problem'.

It seems like every other topic these days is about someone having problem with a girl.

People have made girlfriend problem threads because they want to make some sort of point on the forum that they have a girlfriend, I really dont see any logic with it, because who the hell would seriously bring a fragile problem of girls to a computer game forum. All they seem to want to do is gain some sort of status on the forum which I find incredibly sad, and really if they are serious about the problems then they need to get some friends and take to them. Although I think this one and the other one is just a piss take out of the other ones that was made =D

heh, I didn't even read this one past "because".

The next person to post a "girl trouble" thread should be banned.

OK, so I said I had problems, right? Well, uh... I guess I don't, actually. I just thoght it would be less assholey to post this in my own thread than to post it in someone else's girl trouble thread, like I was going to do

Guess who ALL just got pwned?

hmmm you danced with a female on a dance floor ...what was the problem again? inability to dance? uncontrollable and very noticeable woody?

actually, yeah, she got my penis all over her leg. whoops.

 

[CptStern]

heh, I didn't even read this one past "because".





Guess who ALL just got pwned?


actually, yeah, she got my penis all over her leg. whoops.

here's a tip ...masterbate before going out on a date ..it prevents those awkward pre-mature ejaculation moments :E

 

[Slacker]

here's a tip ...masterbate before going out on a date ..it prevents those awkward pre-mature ejaculation moments :E

This man speaks the truth.

 

[<RJMC>]

and now what you will be dancing whit her in paris in the eiffel tower whit elton jhon and juan gabriel singing in the name of yours love?

(juan gabriel is like the latin elton jhon)

 

[lePobz]

This man speaks the truth.

I thought he was joking. Isn't it just seriously sex-deprived geeks that ejaculate prematurely?

EDIT: Ahhhh, I see.

 

[CptStern]

it also works before job interviews ..except not to prevent pre-mature ejaculation

 

[lePobz]

it also works before job interviews ..except not to prevent pre-mature ejaculation

Right, it just makes you look like more of a tosser than you already are. I'll make a note of that.

 

[CptStern]

no man ..I'm being serious ..it helps control anxiety and calms you

 

[Geogaddi]

Masturbating during an interview got me my current job.

 

[Greatgat]

it also works before job interviews ..except not to prevent pre-mature ejaculation

What, premature ejaculation during the job interview? What kind of jobs are you interviewing for?

 

[<RJMC>]

What, premature ejaculation during the job interview? What kind of jobs are you interviewing for?

porn photographer?

 

[RipperRoo]

Condom tester?

 

[Slacker]

I thought he was joking. Isn't it just seriously sex-deprived geeks that ejaculate prematurely?
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it's not just prejaculation, it's to help control anxiety (aka random boners) and etc. i guess that's already been said, but whatever.

 

[MuToiD_MaN]

Sigh. This thread hopped from a derailing train to chase some butterfly in a field. At least we're still closer to the subject matter. Que, you made her sound like she was pretty into you. Are you going to pursue her?

 

[Que-Ever]

Sigh. This thread hopped from a derailing train to chase some butterfly in a field. At least we're still closer to the subject matter. Que, you made her sound like she was pretty into you. Are you going to pursue her?

Yeah, maybe. I think I'll call her soon, but I have to check with my friend to make sure I have the right number- she put it on his phone, because we didn't have anythign else available right then. Before I got dropped off back home, I memorized her number, and then went to go write it down. However as soon as I did, I looked at it, and I got that feeling where even if you put different numbers in different spots, it still looks right. So I have to get the proper number tonight from him. I'll call her tomorrow though, for sure. I'm good with calling people, Naudian knows

 

[hneaz]

Good luck with the call.

 

[Que-Ever]

Heh, thanks, dunno if I'll need it though

EDIT: Guess I will need it, I'm not gonna be able to see my friend tonight... I'll need the luck to figure out which of the variations I wrote down is hers