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lol at lady-boy pie


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She sounds high quality. Too bad size 34 is fat now though... I think I wore those in like... 6th grade.
 
o_O I'm older than a 6th grader and I fluctuate between 32 and 34. what the hell man
 
34" at age 11? that's pretty "big boned" there tiny. what was your weight? 180lbs (my weight - waist size is between 32" and 34") is really heavy for an 11 year old. it's 100lbs above average. it's within the realm of possibility I guess it just seems really big to me for an 11 yr old
 
CptStern said:
34" at age 11? that's pretty "big boned" there tiny. what was your weight? 180lbs (my weight - waist size is between 32" and 34") is really heavy for an 11 year old. it's 100lbs above average. it's within the realm of possibility I guess it just seems really big to me for an 11 yr old
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Not sure of my exact measurements but the earliest I remember being weighed accurately was when I was in 7th grade and 12 years old and I was something like 5'9 and 175 lbs. I remember this because it was my last year of Pop Warner football and I had to weigh in in my underwear because I was right at the weight cutoff of 175. I made it to 6'0 but then started weight training when I was 15 and stunted my growth. Good stuff though.

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edit: Also, if I could get away with this stuff and all I would get is a list... I'd totally be doing it to. However my girlfriend just yells at me.
 
McDonalds is classier in China than it is in the U.S., to be fair
 
StarBob said:
Not sure of my exact measurements but the earliest I remember being weighed accurately was when I was in 7th grade and 12 years old and I was something like 5'9 and 175 lbs. I remember this because it was my last year of Pop Warner football and I had to weigh in in my underwear because I was right at the weight cutoff of 175. I made it to 6'0 but then started weight training when I was 15 and stunted my growth. Good stuff though.

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edit: Also, if I could get away with this stuff and all I would get is a list... I'd totally be doing it to. However my girlfriend just yells at me.
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You must have been like the jolly ****ing green giant in middle school.
 
Maestro said:
You must have been like the jolly ****ing green giant in middle school.
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Yeah seriously. In 7th grade I was probably about 5'3" and 90 pounds and could still actually count the number of armpit hairs I had.
 
... probably because he grew up in the late 90s when that song was super popular?

I don't give a shit about TLC and never have, but I still could probably sing you that goddamn song because I've unintentionally heard it so many times. Same with that waterfalls song.
 
Well it's funny, it seems I was engineered to be a warrior, but these days I just sit around getting fat and being a computer asshole. Football was a good time for me though.

Also I used to have a crush on Lisa Left-Eye Lopez. She's all sorts of dead though. Let's take it way back...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8WEtxJ4-sh4

Also, in retrospect Rozonda Thomas was the hottest of them all by far.
 
I grew up in the 90s too, but I didn't recognize it, because shit music doesn't register in my brain. I don't even know who TLC is, or what the acronym stands for, and if I heard that song again, I still wouldn't recognize it.
 
I didn't recognise the song itself but recognised the music video. Must have muted it every time it was on TV LOL.
 
I remember that song.

"Also known as a bustahh" *nods head*
 
You might recognise the song if you ever listened to the car radio Krynn rather than sticking your head out the window.
 
How the hell did anyone not hear this song. Not including the billion times every 14 year old girl played it it was on the radio non-stop....

Also I seem to have a little bit of 90's pop music rage I didn't know about :S
 
Krynn72 said:
Why do you know this song well enough to make a reference to it? ****ing scrub.
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somebody fails at pop culture.

speaking of 90's pop. I heard this song on the radio yesterday, and it's ****in great. i don't care what anyone says
 
Eejit said:
You might recognise the song if you ever listened to the car radio Krynn rather than sticking your head out the window.
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The sound of wind rushing past is a vast improvement to the sounds of that song.

Its music like this that lead me to never listening to the radio at all. The only time I ever really listened to the radio was when my parents had it on in their car, but they played "The River 105.9, New England's CLASSIC ROCK" station, so it was usually decent music, since it was only the good stuff from the 60s-70s. Cassette tapes and CDs were all I listened to otherwise.
 
This just in... Krynn is a music snob. Add it to the list.
 
Speaking of bad [90's] music, apparently limp bizkit has a new album out.:eek:
 
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