GLENN BECK not KILLED IN TRAGIC CAR ACCIDENT

Hehe, I love that The Onion always takes things too far.
 
oh my lawled. glenn beck is a poor sucker, he's gonna get his ass kicked soon.
 
in other news, Glenn Beck's retail price has increased by $10, and dedicated servers have been removed from Glenn Beck
 
I heard that Glenn Beck raped and murdered a young girl in 1990. Don't know if it's true, just saying what I heard.
 
That's awesome.

Glenn Beck is a douche.
 
I don't get why so many hate Glenn Beck.

I've only watched him a few times, and as far as I can see in googling all he's really done in his time of 'fame' is expose a low level cabinet member of Obama's was a marxist in their political leanings (which was hardly surprising and wasn't that hard to do)

I mean good God people hate him more than Bill O'Reilly and I'd say that O'Reilly as a target makes more sense (retaliation wise)

Plus wtf is that rape and murdered thing I've seen posted on here numerous times now (in politics before.) It's either play a race card or lie with a lot of you.
 
RakuraiTenjin said:
I don't get why so many hate Glenn Beck.

I've only watched him a few times, and as far as I can see in googling all he's really done in his time of 'fame' is expose a low level cabinet member of Obama's was a marxist in their political leanings (which was hardly surprising and wasn't that hard to do)

I mean good God people hate him more than Bill O'Reilly and I'd say that O'Reilly as a target makes more sense (retaliation wise)

Plus wtf is that rape and murdered thing I've seen posted on here numerous times now (in politics before.) It's either play a race card or lie with a lot of you.
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http://gb1990.com/
 
The videos on that site are funny. He was even telling him in that first video 'I don't feel that way, but this is how many people perceive you, so you really should address it as a politician"

Not "YOURE TRAITOR AND SHOT AT AMERRUCANS"

I guess the best response is to start a rumor about rape.
 
RakuraiTenjin said:
I've only watched him a few times, and as far as I can see in googling all he's really done in his time of 'fame' is expose a low level cabinet member of Obama's was a marxist in their political leanings (which was hardly surprising and wasn't that hard to do)
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the problem is that you too have been drinking his brand of koolaid so a simple quote turns that person into a communist in your pov, even though you probably wouldnt think that way about McCain who also quoted Mao. this initself perfectly illustrates why you dont understand the hate for Beck. you're beyond reach because at some fundamental level you agree with him. So when he makes alarmist and ridiculous claims on the proposed healthcare reform or stupidly accuses Obama ofhating whitey you're ok with it because on some level he's preaching to your particular choir.

RakuraiTenjin said:
I mean good God people hate him more than Bill O'Reilly and I'd say that O'Reilly as a target makes more sense (retaliation wise)
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sure but Beck is no less alarmist or idiotic. he also pushes misinformation as competently as O Reilly does

RakuraiTenjin said:
Plus wtf is that rape and murdered thing I've seen posted on here numerous times now (in politics before.) It's either play a race card or lie with a lot of you.
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in a nutshell. some guy made a website that had as it's url something like glennbeckrapedandmurdersomeyounggirl ..Beck's lawyers sent a cease and desist notice and it snowballed from there

http://halflife2.net/forums/showthread.php?p=3026937&highlight=glenn#post3026937
 
RakuraiTenjin said:
I don't get why so many hate Glenn Beck.

I've only watched him a few times, and as far as I can see in googling all he's really done in his time of 'fame' is expose a low level cabinet member of Obama's was a marxist in their political leanings (which was hardly surprising and wasn't that hard to do)

I mean good God people hate him more than Bill O'Reilly and I'd say that O'Reilly as a target makes more sense (retaliation wise)

Plus wtf is that rape and murdered thing I've seen posted on here numerous times now (in politics before.) It's either play a race card or lie with a lot of you.
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He's not nearly as full of shit as O'Reilly, but he's still a ginormous tool. Watch the video of him completely losing his shit at a caller on his show, it's equally hilarious and sad. Be prepared to have to sit through some fat bleeding heart leftist talk about how much Beck sucks first, though.
 
I honestly don't even watch the news Stern. I'm not a "Glen Beck Fanboy" and I don't even know his views. All i know is some facts I've read in articles and the scandal with the cabinet guy (not the Mao woman, that wasnt so bad as the other) The guy that resigned I don't remember what department it was.

I don't really care for any of the "talking heads" and both sides are completely out of touch with the average person anyway. It just seems like a lot of people are stuck on his nuts or something is all I'm saying!
 
RakuraiTenjin said:
I don't really care for any of the "talking heads" and both sides are completely out of touch with the average person anyway. It just seems like a lot of people are stuck on his nuts or something is all I'm saying!
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It's largely because of his insane hyperbole regarding... everything he's ever talked about while on Fox. The whole "Glenn Beck raped and murdered a girl in 1990" thing stems from a joke Gilbert Gottfried made about Bob Saget, that someone turned and made it into a joke about Glenn Beck as a satire of the "birthers" movement at the time.

Besides calling Obama a "racist with a deep-seated hatred of white people" (Obama's mum is white by the way) he regularly calls for revolutionary action towards the white house for their Marxist/Fascist/Communist agenda, only stopping short to remind viewers to not actually be violent against anyone. He's compared the current healthcare reform bill to 9/11 saying it is an attack on America's freedom. While he was still a shock jock back in the 90's, he called up a co-workers wife to insult her and her husband about having a miscarriage by saying he couldn't even do that right. The reason for this display of class was because said coworker called him out on air for attacking another coworker with endless fat jokes.

Ironically, he'll bring up Obama's (brief) association with Bill Ayers yet begs his audience not to dig into his past of douchebaggery because he is a changed man. The thing that makes this ironic is that Bill Ayers served his time and regrets his crimes and his violent actions with the Weather Underground, and is now a productive member of society. However Glenn Beck is still being a massive douchebag for saying he wants to kill Charlie Rangle with a shovel, having a psychiartrist on his show to diagnose his critics as insane, massively embellishing if not lying about almost everything he talks about including even a simple social encounter with Whoopie Goldberg and Barbara Walter on the New York subway, and for telling 9/11 families to shut up and stop whining about 9/11 and their loss while invoking 9/11 to further his own political bullshittery.

Now, that's not even the tip of the iceberg but I don't want to drag this on any further.

TLDR: Glenn Beck is a pathological liar and is a despicable tool. I'm tempted to say he's as bad as Rush Limbaugh but I almost think he's worse.
 
It's quite funny, but I believe the Onion is taking it a bit too far, wanting Glenn Beck to die. I know it's supposed to be a joke, but they could've just made fun of a random fat kid or something. I guess those types of topics are getting old, but I still find them to be very funny.
Eh, I shouldn't even be saying anything; I still love the Onion for its humor and insults.
 
Seriously though ... would it be so bad if he died?

He's a douchebag, better people die every day. I can't say it would exactly ruin my day if I caught "Glenn Beck found dead today..." on the way out the door.
 
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