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Holy crap, this is groundbreaking stuff.
We need to get this shit published STAT.
"I don't like Cindy Sheehan, therefore science is false."
IT ALL MAKES SENSE NOW!
Don't you see the implications of Nemesis's research here?*
Anything is possible as long as you dislike Cindy Sheehan!
The ramifications for science are astounding.
If we can get a team of researchers to coax Sheehan into saying warp-speed travel is impossible, we'll be visiting Mars within weeks.
Using what this procedure - which I call "the world's most blatant straw man argument" - we can prove that vegetables are fattening and whales cause AIDS!
Protip: at least one person in this thread dislikes Cindy Sheehan's wretched inanity almost as much as he dislikes yours.
What does this tell us about your unique practice of applying black-and-white polarity to a situation (called reality) where it absolutely does not apply?
*For a history of this thesis, see Nemesis's excellent essay "Everything is Permitted as Long as I Can Compare It Favourably to Islamic Extremism".
We need to get this shit published STAT.
"I don't like Cindy Sheehan, therefore science is false."
IT ALL MAKES SENSE NOW!
Don't you see the implications of Nemesis's research here?*
Anything is possible as long as you dislike Cindy Sheehan!
The ramifications for science are astounding.
If we can get a team of researchers to coax Sheehan into saying warp-speed travel is impossible, we'll be visiting Mars within weeks.
Using what this procedure - which I call "the world's most blatant straw man argument" - we can prove that vegetables are fattening and whales cause AIDS!
Protip: at least one person in this thread dislikes Cindy Sheehan's wretched inanity almost as much as he dislikes yours.
What does this tell us about your unique practice of applying black-and-white polarity to a situation (called reality) where it absolutely does not apply?
*For a history of this thesis, see Nemesis's excellent essay "Everything is Permitted as Long as I Can Compare It Favourably to Islamic Extremism".