Dan
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So last summer I bicycled across the US a few times. Well it's a year later and I find myself gainfully unemployed... until now.
It seems as though there is a company silly enough to pay me real money to bike across the US again. Some vodka company will give me $3000 plus expenses to ride from New York to Los Angeles and promote their vodka. Oh, and I'm going to be lugging the dog I found in Mexico along with me. He's like 50 lbs now. I don't think he likes vodka very much.
I have succeeded in pushing back real employment for at least another 3 or 4 months or even more if I can double my $3000 in Vegas.
Oh, and I am now contractually obligated to end all correspondence with this picture:
It seems as though there is a company silly enough to pay me real money to bike across the US again. Some vodka company will give me $3000 plus expenses to ride from New York to Los Angeles and promote their vodka. Oh, and I'm going to be lugging the dog I found in Mexico along with me. He's like 50 lbs now. I don't think he likes vodka very much.
I have succeeded in pushing back real employment for at least another 3 or 4 months or even more if I can double my $3000 in Vegas.
Oh, and I am now contractually obligated to end all correspondence with this picture: