Goin biking again...

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So last summer I bicycled across the US a few times. Well it's a year later and I find myself gainfully unemployed... until now.

It seems as though there is a company silly enough to pay me real money to bike across the US again. Some vodka company will give me $3000 plus expenses to ride from New York to Los Angeles and promote their vodka. Oh, and I'm going to be lugging the dog I found in Mexico along with me. He's like 50 lbs now. I don't think he likes vodka very much.

I have succeeded in pushing back real employment for at least another 3 or 4 months or even more if I can double my $3000 in Vegas.

Oh, and I am now contractually obligated to end all correspondence with this picture:
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That's awesome, how'd you manage to snag that deal?

I never commented much in your threads about your last bike trip but I read all of it with great interest and envy. Definitely keep us posted. Also how are you taking the dog along with you... some kind of little trailer on your bike or something? Or are you making that poor bastard walk all the way across the country?
 
****ing awesome man, good luck! What's the link to your blog of the first cycle? I remember reading a day or two then waiting for more to be uploaded... or I forgot about it, but it was a top read!
 
42 below is delicious and and divine. Also make sure to take lots more awesome pictures, your adventure threads are awesome.
 
Dammit, that sounds like a kickass job.
 
42 Below used to be a New Zealand company.

This sounds super awesome amazing.
 
****ing awesome. I remember reading your last thread on a somewhat similar trip.

Quick question: when biking for long distances, where do you camp and how do you get your food?
 
Have another nice trip.

Come to La Verne in So Cal, bro.

We can like, hook up and have forbidden sex and stuff.

Or just get some pizza.
 
Or watch Sex in the City and share nail varnish while talking about how hot Todd looked last day.
 
I think I am expected to drink some Vodka along the way at promotional events. I hope I don't have to drink it while I am biking.

The dog is coming along on a trailer I have yet to build.
 
Happy cycling... too bad the dog isn't promoting something in-companion with vodka. -Like Schwepps tonic.
 
Dan always gets to do all the fun stuff.
 
Just be careful dude.

And don't go to mexico again until all that drug war shit settles down.
 
Dan said:
Hey guys, just wanted to remind you what a really ****ing cool and interesting life I have, especially compared to all of you!

.....

:(

Have fun.
 
Score, man. To get a job like that in this economy is aces (and you apparently enjoy riding bikes a lot). Very few are the advertising practices that I might respond to, but if I drank alcohol, I'd purchase that just because they hooked you up.

Did they give you a schedule/route, or do you get to make it up yourself?
 
Dan didn't tell us, but this is what he's riding!

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Unless they gave him the newer model...

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Dan is really just a very well programmed advertising bot. Ban please.

Yeah, I bet his entire forum career so far was just a setup to post this ad for the vodka company. What a diabolical scheme indeed!

Good luck Dan, I hope you can get the dog to not freak out in the trailer. I know mine does freak out, eventhough she's a very calm dog normally who actually likes riding around in cars.
 
Sounds awesome. Keep us posted and tell us how good the Vodka is!
 
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