Good day!

[PvtRyan]

Hello fine people and I bid you welcome to this humble topic on these splendid forums!

I write to inform you that I have consumed an excessive amount of alcoholic beverage. This has left me intoxicated and as a result, I may suffer from the following effects of mild alcohol poisoning:

* An increase of self confidence.
* A more jolly outlook on the world.
* A reduced capability of rational judgement.
* A shortened attention span.
* A decreased ability to make fine movements.
* Blurred vision
* Dehydration

And I am indeed feeling quite like a confident gentleman, and I had a jolly good time dancing to the compositions of legendary musicians like Bach and Mozart with a fair lady I had met at the grand ball.

I hope that I have hereby informed you sufficiently and I apologize in advance for this drunken post.

Sincerely,

PvtRyan

 

[Azner]

As i last heard, danimal is going to hand out infractions.. Hmmm.

Will he not do so just because your post is more sensible?

 

[Tarkus]

Ha! But you could still type!

 

[The Monkey]

Three "I'm drunk" threads within 12 hours, what's going on?

And PvtRyan, it's three o'clock on a Sunday afternoon, why are you drunk?

 

[Solaris]

Brilliant!

 

[Tarkus]

I should be drunk...damn love issues drivin' me nuts

 

[Dekstar]

One would never find a gentleman such as me drunk and posting on a forum such as this, unlike some cads.

 

[Absinthe]

I think you're lying. :|

 

[Danimal]

Jo' momma was drunk.

Drunk on sugar.