Tyguy
Space Core
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The year was 2010 and gordon freemans and his friends alex and teh other scientists were doing portals and trying to make sure that the combines were not having their shields on so they could go plces in the combine citydell. Gordon freemans saw the core of the citytell and said "the coooooooooore is gonna xplode" and alex said "oh noes gordon you have to make it smaller so we can escapes!" and gordon freemans ran into the core and yelled "i hearby order you to shrink in size!!!!" but the core got bigger. Gordon then ran around grabbing balls of energy and shooting them at things that let him get near the cores. All of a suedden gordon did a backflip and blewed up the core with his arms and hazardous suit. "yaaaaaaay said alex who kissed gordon on the cheek.
Meanwhile eli was back at the rebel base playing checkers with teh vortigaunts when all of sudden the vortigaunt oput him in cehck so eli had to move is king! Eli then stood up and yelled "i will never play chess with another alien" and then ran away but actually ran into a portal on accident and ended up 40 thousands feet in the air next to an airplane. A little boy inside the airplane says "look mom its a floating man" and the boy was slapped. Eli grabbs onto the plane and flys all the way back to the base and says "that is the last time i paly chess" and laughs "haa haaaa haaaaa" and makes a rost beef sandwich.
Gordon freemans and alex have been running away from teh core killing bad guys and firesn his weponss. Alex said to gordon "we have to run to the forst and launch a missile into space that will blow up and turn all the comibines into dinasaurs. Gordon was skeptical but then said "alexc, i will launch a missile and stand on it and go to space and be the first freeman in space!" Then alex and gordons kissed but then a strider walked over and almost stepped on gordon but gordon ws fast and had a rocket launcher. He shots the strider in the face 4 times witha rocket and killed it. "that was close" said alex, who started having a seizure because of all the explosions. After alex was ok gordon said "alex i didnt know you had seizures do you want me to make you chocolate milk and alex said NOOOOOOOOOOO!" so gordon only made 1 chcolate milk.
to be continues...
Meanwhile eli was back at the rebel base playing checkers with teh vortigaunts when all of sudden the vortigaunt oput him in cehck so eli had to move is king! Eli then stood up and yelled "i will never play chess with another alien" and then ran away but actually ran into a portal on accident and ended up 40 thousands feet in the air next to an airplane. A little boy inside the airplane says "look mom its a floating man" and the boy was slapped. Eli grabbs onto the plane and flys all the way back to the base and says "that is the last time i paly chess" and laughs "haa haaaa haaaaa" and makes a rost beef sandwich.
Gordon freemans and alex have been running away from teh core killing bad guys and firesn his weponss. Alex said to gordon "we have to run to the forst and launch a missile into space that will blow up and turn all the comibines into dinasaurs. Gordon was skeptical but then said "alexc, i will launch a missile and stand on it and go to space and be the first freeman in space!" Then alex and gordons kissed but then a strider walked over and almost stepped on gordon but gordon ws fast and had a rocket launcher. He shots the strider in the face 4 times witha rocket and killed it. "that was close" said alex, who started having a seizure because of all the explosions. After alex was ok gordon said "alex i didnt know you had seizures do you want me to make you chocolate milk and alex said NOOOOOOOOOOO!" so gordon only made 1 chcolate milk.
to be continues...
