Gordon a family man?

[MistaB]

I remember looking in gordon's locker in the first game and seeing pictures of a baby and some others i dont remember. You think a family will have any part in the game?

 

[commando]

ooo nice one man. it is true he had a pic of a baby (def his son)

hmmm dunno maybe cool to see the son grown up and maybe the ENERMY BOSS ! hahaha

 

[Yatta]

I tell you one thing. Gabe Newell is a family guy.

http://forums.3drealms.com/cgi-bin/ultimatebb.cgi?ubb=get_topic;f=2;t=003341
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[MistaB]

Maybe his son got caught in some interdimensional vortex and turned into

*GASP*

THE GMAN

 

[Chris D]

commando, it is NOT definitely his son.

 

[Prince of China]

Unless in the future, people reproduce Asexually

 

[Goalie31]

Lol that email he sent back to that guy on the link Yatta posted is funny

Gabe just owned that guy

 

[vitale]

Originally posted by Chris_D
commando, it is NOT definitely his son.

yea, we all know he's a child he stole from Toys R Us

 

[Prince of China]

Toys R' Us employee are even worse than EB and Black Mesa employees combined!:bounce:

 

[The Mullinator]

In the manual it says on the letter of acceptance into Black Mesa the following:

"Since you are unmarried and without dependants, you have been assigned appropriate living quarters in the personal dormitories."

So no Gordan isn't a family man. Don't ask me what the pictures are though.

 

[Chris D]

What I mean is, it could be his nephew, baby brother, or as some of the conspiracy theorists might believe, his father [x files music]



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[Prince of China]

Is your avatar the baby in his locker.

 

[commando]

well ok it might not be his son it might be his COUSIN, himself at 1yr old, his sis, his dad, mum, nan, who knows at the age of 1!

but i am more certain it is prob his son, daughter!

 

[Chris D]

He doesn't have a son commando

 

[Mother]

Originally posted by Tredoslop
Or is that the child Gordon raped.

Too far Bernard! That's not in good taste, is it?

 

[The Mullinator]

Originally posted by Tredoslop
Is your avatar the baby in his locker.

Nah its just the kid in this pic...

 

[poseyjmac]

it also says in the manual that gordon was saving up for breast implants, and he eventually wanted to turn into a woman

 

[Yatta]

Originally posted by Goalie31
Lol that email he sent back to that guy on the link Yatta posted is funny

Gabe just owned that guy

That guy IS me. And how was I owned?

 

[MistaB]

beats me

 

[Tek]

maybe gordon is a pedophile, say its not so gordon!

 

[DJP]

In that post about Gabe being a Family Guy (pic: http://forums.3drealms.com/cgi-bin/ultimatebb.cgi?ubb=get_topic;f=2;t=003341 )

Did you notice that the picture of Alyx's face (on the mock-up game box) looks like it is down between his legs. *smirk*

It's obviously just a coincidense though.

Seriously...
Given that the majority of FPS gamers are males, Vavle would probably do better to use the box with her face on it. The face staring out at them from the shelf will attract a lot of people's attention. They'll think "Who's the pretty face?" and take a look at the box; At least glancing at it if not picking it up to read the description (as if no one's heard of Half Life yet. Hah!)

I'm sending Gabe the suggestion now (even though the concept is obvious). However, they probably have the boxes printed already.

 

[Kuros]

Funny thread!
But regarding Alyx's face on the box.. I can't say I find her very attractive, and the coolness factor of just a face on a box isn't high. :|