Gordon Freeman One Liners on IMDB: LOL

[Gordon's Beard]

"I'm Gordon Freeman. Anomoulous Materials. I'm here to clean up your resonance cascade."


Any more you wish to add?

 

[Spartan]

With the expection of the one you quoted, those suggestions are incredibly cheesy, unfunny and stupid.

 

[Gordon's Beard]

Yeah, let's teach these n00bs the true meaning of HL-GF one-lining!

 

[Asuka]

Wow those are retarded. sry :/

 

[Spartan]

Paraphrased from Max Payne 2:

Stranded in the dark and violent night... Gordon Freeman. A mute, hardboiled MIT graduate on a quest for science through a confusing story in City 17's heart of darkness.

Meh.

 

[Gordon's Beard]

Yeah, meh.

 

[Mountain Man]

Here's my favorite Gordon quote:

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[Prone]

same as Mountain Man...those are st00piD