Gordon Freeman: People eater?

[Gorndt]

I heard that Episode 2 reveals the source of Gordon's cult of personality: He devours the livers of his foes.

Is it true? I would like to see cannibals better represented in videogames, particularly in hero roles.

Here's hoping!:bounce: :bounce: :bounce:

 

[lun4tic]

No, that's Alyx, don't you ever see the way she looks at you? That look in her eyes? That's not love, you mushy hog anus, that's hunger! She's got two things on her mind: save dad, and EAT GORDON FREEMAN.

I'd post pictures, but she's naked in every single one of them.

 

[Gorndt]

That's not possible, due to racist lawyers you can't depict the natural beauty of an african american eating people anymore in any media...

I'd bet it's a white character.

 

[lun4tic]

Alyx's skin tone has nothing to do with this, she specifically sprekens ze deustch on several different occasions. Besides all the racist lawyers in HL2 have been zombified, so there's nothing they can do but saunter around zombified racist lawyers!

I'd post pictures, but they're naked in every single one of them.

 

[Gorndt]

Stop trolling my thread. Cannibalism is serious business, and someone may teach you that someday.

 

[lun4tic]

There's nothing more serious than cutting off a man's penis and sharing it with him for lunch.

 

[Gorndt]

Want to meet? Send me a PM.

 

[lun4tic]

No.

 

[Que-Ever]

wtf...?

 

[fez]

 

[DEATHMASTER]

wtf...?

QFT

 

[MultiVaC]

whiskey tango foxtrot

 

[Slacker]

Of course Gordon Freeman eats humans, why ELSE were those fat guards from Opposing Force no where to be found? And that giant baby? Yummmmm...

 

[MultiVaC]

It's very true. Have you played smod?