Gordon lives in Long Beach!

Quick, call him and tell him about the Cascade, tell him to destroy the sample!
 
I just spoke to Gordon Freeman!
Here's the conversation:

*Ring Ring!**Click!*
Gordon: Hello?
Me: Hello, is this Gordon Freeman?
Gordon: Why, yes it is!
Me: AWESOME!!!
*Dial tone*
 
I just spoke to Gordon Freeman!
Here's the conversation:

*Ring Ring!**Click!*
Gordon: Hello?
Me: Hello, is this Gordon Freeman?
Gordon: Why, yes it is!
Me: AWESOME!!!
*Dial tone*

Dude, you could have at least said something cool.
 
"Gordon" and "Freeman" are actually quite simple and common names.
 
Morgan Freeman has a very similar name to Gordon Freeman...


Anyway, someone look up Alyx :D
 
Wow.
You are all retarded.
Yeah, this'll probably get me banned but, really. Anyone who has over decent intelligence noticed that.
OH HAY OMG THIS GUY HAS THIS NAME
LETS BOTHER HIM
WUT OH LOL HE SUED US AFTER BEATING THE SHIT OUT OF US WITH A BASEBALL BAT
THIS SURE MAKES OUR MISERABLE WORTHLESS LIFES MEANINGFUL
 
Wow.
You are all retarded.
Yeah, this'll probably get me banned but, really. Anyone who has over decent intelligence noticed that.
OH HAY OMG THIS GUY HAS THIS NAME
LETS BOTHER HIM
WUT OH LOL HE SUED US AFTER BEATING THE SHIT OUT OF US WITH A BASEBALL BAT
THIS SURE MAKES OUR MISERABLE WORTHLESS LIFES MEANINGFUL

I'm sure you mean crowbar. Not baseball bat.
 
Wow.
You are all retarded.
Yeah, this'll probably get me banned but, really. Anyone who has over decent intelligence noticed that.
OH HAY OMG THIS GUY HAS THIS NAME
LETS BOTHER HIM
WUT OH LOL HE SUED US AFTER BEATING THE SHIT OUT OF US WITH A BASEBALL BAT
THIS SURE MAKES OUR MISERABLE WORTHLESS LIFES MEANINGFUL

HOLY SHIT! DID YOU THINK THAT UP ALL BY YOURSELF?! HOW WILL WE EVER CONTEND WITH YOU?! I MEAN, YOU TYPED IN CAPS AND EVERYTHING! HOW CAN WE POSSIBLY RETORT?!

I don't really think you matter enough to people to get banned over that, btw. (Unless it was shasta, then everybody'd be like "SAMON! BAN! BAN!")

Anyways, someone find adrian shepherd, then Barny Calhun, eli Vance, Alyx Vance, and Dr. Isaac kleiner. :D

And let's bug em' all. ^^
 
Wow.
You are all retarded.
Yeah, this'll probably get me banned but, really. Anyone who has over decent intelligence noticed that.
OH HAY OMG THIS GUY HAS THIS NAME
LETS BOTHER HIM
WUT OH LOL HE SUED US AFTER BEATING THE SHIT OUT OF US WITH A BASEBALL BAT
THIS SURE MAKES OUR MISERABLE WORTHLESS LIFES MEANINGFUL

Are you American by any chance? Past that I think you need you need to learn when people are joking.
 
I'm going to call the San Francisco number in the morning and play the G-Man intro.

Rise and shine Mr. Freeman...
 
HOLY SHIT! DID YOU THINK THAT UP ALL BY YOURSELF?! HOW WILL WE EVER CONTEND WITH YOU?! I MEAN, YOU TYPED IN CAPS AND EVERYTHING! HOW CAN WE POSSIBLY RETORT?!

I believe your argument is pointless as that's exactly how he thinks you sound.

Are you American by any chance? Past that I think you need you need to learn when people are joking.

Unfortunately he has quite a valid point. How would you appreciate hundreds of little kids ringing you up asking you if you're Gordon Freeman? I mean, what sort of moronic question is that, for a start? And then he probably has much better things to be doing with his time.
 
I cried at the joke, and cried even more at the response.
Even though It wasn't a good joke, it's nothing to go bat shit insane over :(
 
I agree, who's gonna back me up for this? I'll do the calling ;)

^^^ I'll have your back as soon as I get back from stalking the Gordon Freeman here in Long Beach. :)

oops, scratch that.... The Gordon Freeman in Los Alamitos is also really close to me as well. We'll just consider him target #2, now wont we? hehe. :thumbs:
 
Errrr... I ain't callin anymore half life characters. mom yelled at me lol
 
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