Mr.Reak
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Well, last night began like always. My roommate went to his parents, with winter brake and everything. So, our apartment is for my use. What normal, straight male would do? Call his girlfriend. So I did just that, she came over. Now, I know her for three years, and we do.. Well, we like to watch movies together. She went ahead and rented Fight Club on her way to my empty apartment. I love Fight Club.
So, we are watching it, I can see her going off from naked Brad Pitt’s body. Well, I just get off from bunch of half naked men kicking crap out of each other. So, we finished that. What’s next? Yeah, PS2 gayness. Why did my roommate got PS2 and FFX-2? I have no idea, but it’s there. So we played for awhile, a game where you get powers by switching your dresses. Can’t get any stupider than that.
So, finished with all entertainment crap. Finally, time for sex! Yay, we are going to my room. Well, we ****ed for three years now, nothing will be different this time. But no, she wants to try something new. We both get naked. So she handcuffed me to the bed, I am like “yay, let’s play master and slave”. Then she goes to the kitchen, while I am lying there, naked. She comes back with BIG ass knife and cuts of my penis! WTF? I am screaming, she is laughing. I got my legs around her head and turned it so ****ing fast, that her neck cracked. She just dropped there, dead. The rest of the night I spend trying to get out off these damn handcuffs, while my penis is bleeding to death and my girlfriend lying there, dead. I got lucky and by morning was free, without penis and girlfriend.
Moral of the story? Games don’t kill people, crazy girlfriends with knives do!
P.S. What should I do with dead body, it starts to stink?
So, we are watching it, I can see her going off from naked Brad Pitt’s body. Well, I just get off from bunch of half naked men kicking crap out of each other. So, we finished that. What’s next? Yeah, PS2 gayness. Why did my roommate got PS2 and FFX-2? I have no idea, but it’s there. So we played for awhile, a game where you get powers by switching your dresses. Can’t get any stupider than that.
So, finished with all entertainment crap. Finally, time for sex! Yay, we are going to my room. Well, we ****ed for three years now, nothing will be different this time. But no, she wants to try something new. We both get naked. So she handcuffed me to the bed, I am like “yay, let’s play master and slave”. Then she goes to the kitchen, while I am lying there, naked. She comes back with BIG ass knife and cuts of my penis! WTF? I am screaming, she is laughing. I got my legs around her head and turned it so ****ing fast, that her neck cracked. She just dropped there, dead. The rest of the night I spend trying to get out off these damn handcuffs, while my penis is bleeding to death and my girlfriend lying there, dead. I got lucky and by morning was free, without penis and girlfriend.
Moral of the story? Games don’t kill people, crazy girlfriends with knives do!
P.S. What should I do with dead body, it starts to stink?