Got a new toilet being installed...

[CyberPitz]

Since I live in an apartment complex...got a maintenence guy doing it. Kinda blows for me, because he's been at it for 6ish hours now. Something about the previous toilet not being set on 10 inch spacers..or..something. ANYWAY I can't shower...piss..nothing. My bladder is going to explode! D: And we aren't allowed to have pets, and we have a cat. So this cat's been in my room with me, hiding out I just gotta go to work in about 20 mintues now.

I don't know a bladder infection!

 

[Qonfused]

K...

Go in the bushes.

 

[Ennui]

Pee out the window.

 

[Que-Ever]

In the bushes, standing up. Stick it to the man.

 

[CyberPitz]

Screens on windows..and bushes? Little kids hang out around those....

...

I'll be right back.

 

[The Brick]

Feel better?

 

[CptStern]

Since I live in an apartment complex...got a maintenence guy doing it. Kinda blows for me, because he's been at it for 6ish hours now. Something about the previous toilet not being set on 10 inch spacers..or..something. ANYWAY I can't shower...piss..nothing. My bladder is going to explode! D: And we aren't allowed to have pets, and we have a cat. So this cat's been in my room with me, hiding out I just gotta go to work in about 20 mintues now.

I don't know a bladder infection!

6 hours? holy shit is he ever incompetent ..I changed my tiolet in less than 2 and I didnt know what the hell I was doing

oh and just do what truck drivers have been doing for decades ...piss into an empty pop bottle

 

[Que-Ever]

but, for the love of god, DO NOT piss into a soda can. it'll cut you
*speakign from experience*

 

[Qonfused]

but, for the love of god, DO NOT piss into a soda can. it'll cut you
*speakign from experience*

Just... damn.

 

[Dr. Freeman]

but, for the love of god, DO NOT piss into a soda can. it'll cut you
*speakign from experience*

lol...OUCH.
wee-wee problems?

 

[Harryz]

Rushing waterfall.

 

[Ennui]

but, for the love of god, DO NOT piss into a soda can. it'll cut you
*speakign from experience*

oh god

 

[Lemonking]

flushing medows

 

[Que-Ever]

It wasn't anything really bad. just, imagine if you can, on the underside, under the head. that little bit of skin. I can't describe it very well... anyway, that got cut. It was very stingy for a couple weeks.

 

[Ikerous]

Why wouldn't you just go ask a neighbor that you know to use his...?

And que-ever, thats the scariest story i've ever heard ><
Why wouldnt you use a bottle!

 

[Que-Ever]

Didn't have one handy.

 

[Harryz]

Why wouldn't you just go ask a neighbor that you know to use his...?

Most neighbours ask to borrow a hammer or a screwdriver, but you expect him to ask his neighbour if he can shit in his toilet?

If you do ask him, look through his medicine cabinet.

 

[The Brick]

Most neighbours ask to borrow a hammer or a screwdriver, but you expect him to ask his neighbour if he can shit in his toilet?

If you do ask him, look through his medicine cabinet.

"Why is there rohypnol in your medicine cabinet?"

 

[Uriel]

Why wouldn't you just go ask a neighbor that you know to use his...?

And que-ever, thats the scariest story i've ever heard ><
Why wouldnt you use a bottle!

Dunno bout you, but do not like duking/wee wee'ing in other people's homes. I feel like im doing something wrong. Or maybe its because ive been walked in on about 3,000 times....... awkward terrible moments.

 

[CptStern]

Dunno bout you, but do not like duking/wee wee'ing in other people's homes. I feel like im doing something wrong. Or maybe its because ive been walked in on about 3,000 times....... awkward terrible moments.

errrr ..lock the door? ...oh ..were you doing something other than peeing? :O

 

[kirovman]

Just piss in a bottle. There's no sense in damaging your bladder just because you're shy. I always take a piss if I need it. No matter what.

-cue joke about "what, even on an old lady?"

 

[xLostx]

drink your pee. waste not, want not.

 

[Qonfused]

Wow.

I threw up in my mouth.
K.

 

[kirovman]

Aqua Vita, the water of life.

Drink the yellow water!