Grand Theft Penis

[Reginald]

Spoiler alert! If you're going to play Grand Theft Auto IV: The Lost and Damned and find digitally rendered flaccid penises offensive, you may want to avert your sensitive eyes during one in-game cinematic.

Rockstar Games, no stranger to controversy as marketing tool, will likely come under fire for its inclusion of completely uncensored, full frontal male nudity in The Lost and Damned, giving us our very first glimpse of digital dick on the Xbox 360. To say it was a surprise would be an understatement, as the scene in question is expert at providing flirtatious glimpses of one character's fleshy business, only to give Congressman Thomas Stubbs' junk plenty of screen time.

D:

How did they know how much I like penus?

 

[Hectic Glenn]

Will I need a quad core to see this penis in full AA & AF?

 

[Warped]

One more reason why downloadable add ons are a total waste of time and money

EDIT: also think of all those worried mothers out there thinking their children are homosexuals

 

[Tollbooth Willie]

I'm sold.

 

[Hazard.Squared]

Do want moar.

 

[Tagaziel]

It's threads like this that convinces me that gamers are insecure in their own sexuality.

Men have a penis, get over it.

 

[Reginald]

I don't quite get what you're saying Mikael.

I posted this thread because it's bound to cause controversy, not because I have some aversion to penises.

 

[knut]

One more reason why downloadable add ons are a total waste of time and money

Please, please don't tell me you think the DLC is just going to include said penis. Or actually, do, as it would be incredibly funny.

 

[OmegaX]

http://www.1up.com/do/newsStory?cId=3172816

You can watch the cut scene there. They did a pretty bad job on his pubes. They clip through his legs.

 

[BabyHeadCrab]

Will I need a quad core to see this penis in full AA & AF?

lol'd

How did they know how much I like penus?

lol'd

 

[Barnz]

itt: homos

 

[Tarkus]

You can watch the cut scene there. They did a pretty bad job on his pubes. They clip through his legs.

Bad penis physics?

 

[ríomhaire]

****ers not releasing this on PSN.

 

[Stormy]

The willy is great. Trust rockstar to push the boundaries

 

[swan_song1973]

so...that doesnt make this an AO game?

 

[Kadayi]

Virtual cocks..plenty of those on this forum

 

[nipples]

Its just a penis, why would it be AO? I assume you see one everyday.

 

[PriNcE oF SpAcE]

so...that doesnt make this an AO game?

gogo Americans and your backwards morals!

never mind the scores of people you murder and maim in the game, but of course a penis(you know the thing a little under half of Earth population is equipped with) presented in a non sexual fashion obviously should trigger an AO-rating.

 

[swan_song1973]

gogo Americans and your backwards morals!

never mind the scores of people you murder and maim in the game, but of course a penis(you know the thing a little under half of Earth population is equipped with) presented in a non sexual fashion obviously should trigger an AO-rating.

i dont make the rules, blame the republicans.

 

[hot564231]

Virtual cocks..plenty of those on this forum

Indeed

 

[Acepilotf14]

I came.