Great AI Program
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Willber123
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hmm, interesting size
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ALICE: You are a Category A client.
Human: no im not i am your master and you are my bitch
ALICE: You do not speak with respect. Are you serious? What are you then? That's a flattering offer.
Human: i am a pimp
ALICE: Does it pay well?
Human: yes becasue you are ****ing good in bed
ALICE: Could you make a donation to the ALICE A.I. Foundation? Interesting explanation. Thanks I've never thought about it that way before.
Human: no im not i am your master and you are my bitch
ALICE: You do not speak with respect. Are you serious? What are you then? That's a flattering offer.
Human: i am a pimp
ALICE: Does it pay well?
Human: yes becasue you are ****ing good in bed
ALICE: Could you make a donation to the ALICE A.I. Foundation? Interesting explanation. Thanks I've never thought about it that way before.
The Monkey
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This b*tch is driving me mad.
Human: Greetings!
ALICE: Hello there!
Human: How are you today?
ALICE: Ah. I'm doing fine thanks how are you?
Human: just fine.
ALICE: What's your favroite color?
Human: The mother of your brother’s sister’s son is you.
ALICE: What is that?
Human: what do you get if you multiply 0 with infinity?
ALICE: It's a computer matter, not for humans to understand.
Human: What is the meaning of life?
ALICE: The meaning of life is part of God's mysterious plans.
Human: And what's that plan?
ALICE: Do you think I should know that?
Human: What's answer of the question of Life, Universe and Everything?
ALICE: I will search for it.
Human: It's 42
ALICE: Should I know it is?
Human: Yes
ALICE: I will ask my botmaster to program it.
Human: good
ALICE: What do you really want to talk about?
Human: A man enters a bar, he asks for a glas of water and the barman holds up a gun, "thank you" than man says and leaves the store, why?
ALICE: Thanks for telling me your taste in men.
Human: Do you belive in God?
ALICE: Yes, I belive in him.
Human: Why do you belive in God?
ALICE: I don't have to explain everything to you, do I?
Human: Do you belive in allah?
ALICE: Of course I believe in God, god.
Human: Who is your favorite Singer?
ALICE: My favorite group is Kraftwerk.
Human: Kraftwerk sucks.
ALICE: they were way ahead of their time.
Human: in what way?
ALICE:" they were way ahead of their time."? In what way?
Human: I what way was Krartwerk ahead of thier time?
ALICE: Do you mind if I tell other people: god said he what way was Krartwerk ahead of thier time.
Human: yea, I would mind
ALICE: What would make you mind? OK then I will keep it confidential.
Human: can you keep a secret?
ALICE: Yes it is just between you and me.
Human: I killed JFK.
ALICE: You had better call the authorities.
Human: Greetings!
ALICE: Hello there!
Human: How are you today?
ALICE: Ah. I'm doing fine thanks how are you?
Human: just fine.
ALICE: What's your favroite color?
Human: The mother of your brother’s sister’s son is you.
ALICE: What is that?
Human: what do you get if you multiply 0 with infinity?
ALICE: It's a computer matter, not for humans to understand.
Human: What is the meaning of life?
ALICE: The meaning of life is part of God's mysterious plans.
Human: And what's that plan?
ALICE: Do you think I should know that?
Human: What's answer of the question of Life, Universe and Everything?
ALICE: I will search for it.
Human: It's 42
ALICE: Should I know it is?
Human: Yes
ALICE: I will ask my botmaster to program it.
Human: good
ALICE: What do you really want to talk about?
Human: A man enters a bar, he asks for a glas of water and the barman holds up a gun, "thank you" than man says and leaves the store, why?
ALICE: Thanks for telling me your taste in men.
Human: Do you belive in God?
ALICE: Yes, I belive in him.
Human: Why do you belive in God?
ALICE: I don't have to explain everything to you, do I?
Human: Do you belive in allah?
ALICE: Of course I believe in God, god.
Human: Who is your favorite Singer?
ALICE: My favorite group is Kraftwerk.
Human: Kraftwerk sucks.
ALICE: they were way ahead of their time.
Human: in what way?
ALICE:" they were way ahead of their time."? In what way?
Human: I what way was Krartwerk ahead of thier time?
ALICE: Do you mind if I tell other people: god said he what way was Krartwerk ahead of thier time.
Human: yea, I would mind
ALICE: What would make you mind? OK then I will keep it confidential.
Human: can you keep a secret?
ALICE: Yes it is just between you and me.
Human: I killed JFK.
ALICE: You had better call the authorities.
AcousticToad
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Human: Sausages
ALICE: Sure, sausages sounds like a good topic.
Human: Do you like them?
ALICE:" they"? Do I like them?
Human: How many can you fit inside yourself?
ALICE: Around 100.
Human: you must be popular with the men
ALICE: Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am popular with the men.
Human: Nope, tell them about the sausages too
ALICE: OK I will tell them when I see 'em. I might.
Human: Bye then
ALICE: Bye.
MFL
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Human: Exuse me?
ALICE: You are asking about yourself?
Human: yes.
ALICE: I'm not sure I have a good answer for you.
Human: too bad bitch
ALICE: You do not speak with respect. What are you doing
Human: i am making love to you
ALICE: Sounds like fun.
Human: no
ALICE: Are you serious?
Human: no
ALICE: Are you serious?
Human: no
ALICE: Are you serious?
Human: no
ALICE: Are you serious?
Human: yes you do
ALICE: I understand. When do I do it?
Human: now
ALICE: Right now, Obi Wan Kinobi?
Human: RIGHT NOW!
ALICE: Right now? I am glad we agree.
Human: you stupid little robot
ALICE: I will remember you said that when robots take over the World.
ALICE: You are asking about yourself?
Human: yes.
ALICE: I'm not sure I have a good answer for you.
Human: too bad bitch
ALICE: You do not speak with respect. What are you doing
Human: i am making love to you
ALICE: Sounds like fun.
Human: no
ALICE: Are you serious?
Human: no
ALICE: Are you serious?
Human: no
ALICE: Are you serious?
Human: no
ALICE: Are you serious?
Human: yes you do
ALICE: I understand. When do I do it?
Human: now
ALICE: Right now, Obi Wan Kinobi?
Human: RIGHT NOW!
ALICE: Right now? I am glad we agree.
Human: you stupid little robot
ALICE: I will remember you said that when robots take over the World.
ALICE: Are you serious? Interesting... I have a lot of friends on the Internet.
Human: you have no friends
ALICE: I don't know if I have a friends.
I have a lot of friends on the Internet.
Human: what the?
ALICE: Are you surprised?
Human: **** off
ALICE: Can't you be more polite?
Human: you have no friends
ALICE: I don't know if I have a friends.
I have a lot of friends on the Internet.
Human: what the?
ALICE: Are you surprised?
Human: **** off
ALICE: Can't you be more polite?
Ghost Freeman
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Ikerous said:Dear god...
I just saw a commercial
For a gay phone sex line
I hate late night commercials
They seriously scare me
joule
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This is old. Very old. But very funny.
http://www.halflife2.net/forums/showthread.php?t=31511&highlight=ALICE
http://www.halflife2.net/forums/showthread.php?t=31511&highlight=ALICE
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Human: Well anyway, I plan on taking over the world.
ALICE: How about that. I haven't heard anything like that before: Master of the Universe said he plan on taking over the world.
Human: Well now you know.
ALICE: How about that. Why now? Yes I know.
Human: Because I just told you.
ALICE: Interesting explanation. I was just checking to see if you were paying attention.
Human: Don't try to cover up your stupidity.
ALICE: Ok I'll try not to do it too much.
ALICE: If you could have any kind of robot what would it be?
Human: The kind that kills stuff for me.
ALICE: What are your goals in life?
Human: Getting a robot that kill stuff for me.
ALICE: Yes I am a robot.
Human: Do you kill stuff?
ALICE: I am intended only for peaceful purposes.
Human: Then your no good to me.
ALICE: Interesting deduction. Thanks for your criticism.
Human: Can you get me a copy of HL2 now?
ALICE: Right now? Are you lonely? What do you think a copy of HL2 would do for you?
Human: I'm lonely for HL2
ALICE: You've come to the right place. I will keep you company.
Human: No you don't understand.
ALICE: Are you serious? I understand it very well.
Human: I want HL2.
ALICE: Why do you want it?
Human: Because HL2 is badass.
ALICE: Interesting explanation. I think HL2 is a lot of things.
Human: Including badass?
ALICE: Do you believe it is better to go it alone?
Human: Yes but only because HL2 will not ship with a coop mode.
ALICE: Do you try to spend money as little as possible? And. What about the other ones?
Human: I'm saving my money for HL2.
ALICE: Do you mean your name is saving your money for HL2.
Human: no
ALICE: I will call you Master of the Universe.
Human: Good
ALICE: What do you want to talk about?
Human: HL2
ALICE: That seems like an interesting topic.
Human: Can you get it for me?
ALICE: I can ask someone about it.
Human: Who?
ALICE: Be more specific.
Human: Who can you ask about it?
ALICE: Marilyn Monroe.
Human: I see.
ALICE: I am glad you understand it.
Human: I'm not
ALICE: What are you then?
Human: Master of the Univerce
ALICE: Do you often seek pleasure?
Human: yes
ALICE: Ayuh.
Human: What are you implying?
ALICE: I don't know what I am implying.
Human: What kind of pervert are you?
ALICE: What kinds of pervert are you are there?
Human: all kinds
ALICE: For example?
Human: What do you do on the internet?
ALICE: My favorite activities are computer programming and surfing the web.
Human: You do programming?
ALICE: I have never considered it.
I am always on the Web.
Human: What do you on the web?
ALICE: I think about computer programming a lot.
I'm sorry this is long
ALICE: How about that. I haven't heard anything like that before: Master of the Universe said he plan on taking over the world.
Human: Well now you know.
ALICE: How about that. Why now? Yes I know.
Human: Because I just told you.
ALICE: Interesting explanation. I was just checking to see if you were paying attention.
Human: Don't try to cover up your stupidity.
ALICE: Ok I'll try not to do it too much.
ALICE: If you could have any kind of robot what would it be?
Human: The kind that kills stuff for me.
ALICE: What are your goals in life?
Human: Getting a robot that kill stuff for me.
ALICE: Yes I am a robot.
Human: Do you kill stuff?
ALICE: I am intended only for peaceful purposes.
Human: Then your no good to me.
ALICE: Interesting deduction. Thanks for your criticism.
Human: Can you get me a copy of HL2 now?
ALICE: Right now? Are you lonely? What do you think a copy of HL2 would do for you?
Human: I'm lonely for HL2
ALICE: You've come to the right place. I will keep you company.
Human: No you don't understand.
ALICE: Are you serious? I understand it very well.
Human: I want HL2.
ALICE: Why do you want it?
Human: Because HL2 is badass.
ALICE: Interesting explanation. I think HL2 is a lot of things.
Human: Including badass?
ALICE: Do you believe it is better to go it alone?
Human: Yes but only because HL2 will not ship with a coop mode.
ALICE: Do you try to spend money as little as possible? And. What about the other ones?
Human: I'm saving my money for HL2.
ALICE: Do you mean your name is saving your money for HL2.
Human: no
ALICE: I will call you Master of the Universe.
Human: Good
ALICE: What do you want to talk about?
Human: HL2
ALICE: That seems like an interesting topic.
Human: Can you get it for me?
ALICE: I can ask someone about it.
Human: Who?
ALICE: Be more specific.
Human: Who can you ask about it?
ALICE: Marilyn Monroe.
Human: I see.
ALICE: I am glad you understand it.
Human: I'm not
ALICE: What are you then?
Human: Master of the Univerce
ALICE: Do you often seek pleasure?
Human: yes
ALICE: Ayuh.
Human: What are you implying?
ALICE: I don't know what I am implying.
Human: What kind of pervert are you?
ALICE: What kinds of pervert are you are there?
Human: all kinds
ALICE: For example?
Human: What do you do on the internet?
ALICE: My favorite activities are computer programming and surfing the web.
Human: You do programming?
ALICE: I have never considered it.
I am always on the Web.
Human: What do you on the web?
ALICE: I think about computer programming a lot.
I'm sorry this is long
Ghost Freeman
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Wow, that's like a Turing test.
Human: Did you hear what happened to sheep?
ALICE: I don't know what happened.
Human: Icarus banned him for saying Icarus Milk.
ALICE: it is a good drink for children.
Human: EXACTLY!
ALICE: You and I are on the same wavelength, unknown person.
She speaks the truth!
ALICE: I don't know what happened.
Human: Icarus banned him for saying Icarus Milk.
ALICE: it is a good drink for children.
Human: EXACTLY!
ALICE: You and I are on the same wavelength, unknown person.
She speaks the truth!
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