Greetings Humans

[Mr_W]

Hello, I am Mr. W. I will go to the bathroom now, and lay eggs... I mean uhh... I'm not an alien!

 

[Sprafa]

Hewo

Beware of the horses, as they are from Troy

 

[gh0st]

*steps in, steps out*

welcome to hl2.net

 

[Dux]

Hello, welcome.

 

[Farrowlesparrow]

Go on...Say it. "T...Take.....Take me to your leader."


Hello.

 

[Jackal hit]

hello, good for you to have joined us in our little *club*

 

[RogueShadow]

hi de ho neighbor

 

[PvtRyan]

Howdy. Welcome to hl2.net, but be warned, DO NOT eat the sausages! Because they will cause the flying monkey disease!

 

[Predator]

Welcome to our lair!

 

[nw909]

Welcome to Halflife2.net, but don't drink the water, they've put something in it to make you forget, I don't even remember how I got here.

 

[SnowBall]

Hello, I am Mr. W. I will go to the bathroom now, and lay eggs... I mean uhh... I'm not an alien!

I phear!
_______

 

[booogerhead]

I'll stick my ovipositor down your throat and lay my eggs in your chest, but I'm not an alien!

 

[Mr_W]

I'll stick my ovipositor down your throat and lay my eggs in your chest, but I'm not an alien!

Woo Hoo! A MSTie!

 

[Andes]

bonjourno, mi amico

 

[CrazyHarij]

More demons for our massive underground army

Ahem, welcome!

 

[Varg|Hund]

What massive undergound army? Why won't you tell me? I want in!!! *runs of crying*

Welcome, my yucky alien friend.