Greetings to the Imprisoned Citizens of the United States. We are Unitarian Jihad

[CptStern]

Greetings to the Imprisoned Citizens of the United States. We are Unitarian Jihad. There is only God, unless there is more than one God. The vote of our God subcommittee is 10-8 in favor of one God, with two abstentions. Brother Flaming Sword of Moderation noted the possibility of there being no God at all, and his objection was noted with love by the secretary.

Greetings to the Imprisoned Citizens of the United States! Too long has your attention been waylaid by the bright baubles of extremist thought. Too long have fundamentalist yahoos of all religions (except Buddhism -- 14-5 vote, no abstentions, fundamentalism subcommittee) made your head hurt. Too long have you been buffeted by angry people who think that God talks to them. You have a right to your moderation! You have the power to be calm! We will use the IED of truth to explode the SUV of dogmatic expression!

http://articles.sfgate.com/2005-04-08/entertainment/17367067_1_god-unitarian-jihad-serenity

now that's terrorism I can support!

 

[Krynn72]

Sick ****s.

 

[Danimal]

I don't get it.

I mean, I probably do, it's just not, like.

You know.

Funny.

 

[kineaesth]

I'm really not sure if Stern straying into a further realm of bizarre, confusing, meaningless bullshit is worthy of a thread closure or some sort of pagan celebration

 

[CptStern]

The following is the first communique from a group calling itself Unitarian Jihad. It was sent to me at The Chronicle via an anonymous spam remailer. I have no idea whether other news organizations have received this communique, and, if so, why they have not chosen to print it. Perhaps they fear starting a panic. I feel strongly that the truth, no matter how alarming, trivial or disgusting, must always be told. I am pleased to report that the words below are at least not disgusting

it's a parody of jihadist manifestos and christian fundamentalism/unitarianism

"Unitarianism is a nontrinitarian Christian theology which holds that God is only one person, in contrast to the doctrine of the Trinity (God as three persons)."


"We are Unitarian Jihad. There is only God, unless there is more than one God."

 

[RakuraiTenjin]

lollin over here. "We will use the IED of truth to explode the SUV of dogmatic expression! "

 

[Krynn72]

I found it funny, though reading it in the voice of Comrade Greeting Card probably helped.