GTA San Andreas disappointing 100% completion reward.

[Dgenatron]

I think I missed something. I completed the game 100% and I received:

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a tank (Rhyno) and a VTOL plane (Hydra), both of which I and virtually everyone else who had the astuteness to make it this far, already had.

Sorry for the spoilers tag, I don't want anyone shouting at me for spoiling this great surprise!

What a piece of shit really. I went through all the effort and received:

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next to nothing

. Come on, at least in Vice City I received:

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A lousy T-shirt.

I was going to complete all the other "extra" missions, but I heard they also add up to nothing... Oh well, what's better than being disappointed other than being even more disappointed?

But let me digress, now that I have "finished" San Andreas, I wonder if I can demand a refund in light of the highly offensive and inappropriate hot coffee mod. Yee I wonder if I can do that.

 

[xLostx]

Here's a cookie <3

 

[jmjneary]

do you mean you beat 100% of the story line cause that is not hard what about the 3 schools tags oysters pictures and horse shoes. police firefighter ambulance pimp missions. the hidden challanges you beat all of those?

 

[Asknoone]

I wasn't expecting a reward, I just wanted the satisfaction.

 

[Dgenatron]

do you mean you beat 100% of the story line cause that is not hard what about the 3 schools tags oysters pictures and horse shoes. police firefighter ambulance pimp missions. the hidden challanges you beat all of those?

Yes. When I mentioned the additional side missions I was refering to the triathlon, robbing houses, 100%ing girlfriends, getting gold medals. Those don't count towards the 100% required to complete the game.

 

[StardogChampion]

Where does the triathlon mision start? I heard it was on a beach with the old wheelchair, but there is no start circle there.

 

[knut]

I'm on the last mission of the game (gotta clear out the bastard 'hoods first mind) and I'm curious, where is the tank? Just this morning I had a run (litterally, a sprint, as I was being shot at ALOT) around the army base and couldn't see it. I'd like it because at the moment I really want to cruise through Los Santos, though all the rioting, and just blow sh.it up.

 

[jmjneary]

get 6 stars they will come

 

[Dgenatron]

Where does the triathlon mision start? I heard it was on a beach with the old wheelchair, but there is no start circle there.

It starts in the beach in the southwestern corner of Los Santos (near the lighthouse). Weekends only.

I'm on the last mission of the game (gotta clear out the bastard 'hoods first mind) and I'm curious, where is the tank?

Eastern side of Area 69, Las Venturas (ie: the no-fly zone). Just drive the tank north to your airstrip and save it in the garage to get rid of all the stars.

 

[Murray_H]

Import/Export was disappointing for me, having to pay to get the cars you want? Should have been a little thing to go inside the container ship and then pick a car and drive it out/use the crane to pick the one you want out of the ship.

 

[ríomhaire]

it's in a hanger that's next to 2 hydras.

 

[knut]

I got it. ;D *starts own riot in Ganton*

 

[Jintor]

Just cheat and make mayhem. Don't save though.

 

[Sui]

Cheating gets boring in about 5 minutes, and takes the fun out of earning your weapons.

 

[Dgenatron]

Cheating gets boring in about 5 minutes, and takes the fun out of earning your weapons.

That's true, but I am sure there are some preverts who enjoy watching people walk around in bathing suits.

 

[Frank]

I haven't cheated in a game since...well since NOFL1 I think... one of the sneaky missions got on my tits

 

[Jintor]

I was thinking more stuff like fullclip (inf. ammo, no reloading) and then crouching on top of taxis and getting a 5 star rating. If really good then wander around Mt. Chiliad watching rangers and FBI Ranchers fall of cliffs, occasionally shooting down whirly-birds.

But yeah, the 100% completion sucked ass.

Anyways, i spent most of my time after finishing storyline missions cycling from Venturas to Fierro to Santos. Great fun, sightseeing, etc.